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A BEAR WALKS INTO A BAR AND ASKS FOR A BEER. A bear walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender replies, "Sorry, we don't serve no beer to no bears in this bar. The bear asksagain and is
GUY JOKES MAN TO GOD: "GOD, WHY DID YOU MAKE WOMAN SO Home › Short Jokes › Jokes from Emails. Guy Jokes. Man to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God to Man: "So you would love her." "But God", Man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God replies: "So she would love you." God created man before creating woman, because you need a rough draft before. creating a masterpiece. LADY NANCY ASTOR: "WINSTON, IF YOU WERE MY HUSBAND, I'D Lady Nancy Astor: "Winston, If You Were My Husband, I'd Put Poison In Your Coffee. "Winston, if you were my husband, I'd put poison in your coffee." "Nancy, if you were my wife, I'd drink it." disguise she would recommend for him. She replied, "Why don't you come. A FARM BOY WAS OUT BEHIND THE BARN PLAYING WITH HIS A farm boy was out behind the barn playing with his manhood, when his father came around the corner and saw him. "What you doin boy?" saysthe old man.
THERE WAS A GAY COUNTESS OF BRAY, AND YOU MAY THINK IT ODD There was a gay countess of Bray, And you may think it odd when I say, That in spite of high station, Rank and education, She always spelledcunt with a "k".
DIRTY NURSERY RHYMES Dirty Nursery Rhymes. Abraham Lincoln was a good old man. He hopped out the window with his Dick in hand. so why not pull down your pants and give me some booty." Mary Mary quite contrary shaved her pussy cause it was so damn hairy. and pass it to a friend. to have a little fun. and now they have a son. 28 OF THE WORLD'S BIGGEST LIES... 1. THE CHECK IS IN THE MAIL. 28 of the World's Biggest Lies 1. The check is in the mail. 2. I'll respect you in the morning. 3. I'm from your government, and I am here to help you. 4. It's only a cold sore. LADYS AND GENTLEMEN: I STAND BEFORE AND SIT BEHIND YOU TO Ladys and Gentlemen: I stand before and sit behind you To tell you of something I know nothing about. Thier will be a meeting tommorrow morning, right after lunch HEAVEN IS WHERE THE POLICE ARE BRITISH, THE COOKS ARE Heaven is where the police are British, the cooks are French, the mechanics German, the lovers Italian and it's all organised by the Swiss. Hell is where the chefs are British, the mechanics French, the THIS IS A JOKE TOLD BY DAVE ALLEN ON ONE OF HIS SHOWS the dirt to mud and has made it too slippery to climb. He. gives up after a while and decides to spend the night there. A while later, another drunk leaves the same bar and decides. to take the same shortcut through the graveyard. He, too, falls into that open graveand tries to
A BEAR WALKS INTO A BAR AND ASKS FOR A BEER. A bear walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender replies, "Sorry, we don't serve no beer to no bears in this bar. The bear asksagain and is
GUY JOKES MAN TO GOD: "GOD, WHY DID YOU MAKE WOMAN SO Home › Short Jokes › Jokes from Emails. Guy Jokes. Man to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God to Man: "So you would love her." "But God", Man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God replies: "So she would love you." God created man before creating woman, because you need a rough draft before. creating a masterpiece. LADY NANCY ASTOR: "WINSTON, IF YOU WERE MY HUSBAND, I'D Lady Nancy Astor: "Winston, If You Were My Husband, I'd Put Poison In Your Coffee. "Winston, if you were my husband, I'd put poison in your coffee." "Nancy, if you were my wife, I'd drink it." disguise she would recommend for him. She replied, "Why don't you come. A FARM BOY WAS OUT BEHIND THE BARN PLAYING WITH HIS A farm boy was out behind the barn playing with his manhood, when his father came around the corner and saw him. "What you doin boy?" saysthe old man.
THERE WAS A GAY COUNTESS OF BRAY, AND YOU MAY THINK IT ODD There was a gay countess of Bray, And you may think it odd when I say, That in spite of high station, Rank and education, She always spelledcunt with a "k".
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hirsute adj. Occasionally used humorously as a synonym for hairy. HLL/H-L-L/ n. Found
primarily in email and news rather than speech. THIS IS A JOKE TOLD BY DAVE ALLEN ON ONE OF HIS SHOWS the dirt to mud and has made it too slippery to climb. He. gives up after a while and decides to spend the night there. A while later, another drunk leaves the same bar and decides. to take the same shortcut through the graveyard. He, too, falls into that open graveand tries to
28 OF THE WORLD'S BIGGEST LIES... 1. THE CHECK IS IN THE MAIL. 28 of the World's Biggest Lies 1. The check is in the mail. 2. I'll respect you in the morning. 3. I'm from your government, and I am here to help you. 4. It's only a cold sore. HEAVEN IS WHERE THE POLICE ARE BRITISH, THE COOKS ARE Heaven is where the police are British, the cooks are French, the mechanics German, the lovers Italian and it's all organised by the Swiss. Hell is where the chefs are British, the mechanics French, the LADYS AND GENTLEMEN: I STAND BEFORE AND SIT BEHIND YOU TO Ladys and Gentlemen: I stand before and sit behind you To tell you of something I know nothing about. Thier will be a meeting tommorrow morning, right after lunch HERE ARE SOME PHRASES USED TO REMEMBER SIN, COS, AND TAN. Related: Here is a conversion chart taken from The Bent of Tau Beta Pi Spring 1988. Reprinted without permission. 10**12 Microphones = 1 Megaphone 10**6 bicycles = 2 megacycles 500 millinaries = 1 seminary 2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds 10 cards = 1 decacards 1/2 lavatory = 1 demijohn 10**-6 fish = 1 microfiche 453. AND THIS IS GOOD OLD BOSTON, THE HOME OF THE BEAN AND THE Related: And this is good old Boston, The home of the bean and the cod, Where the Lowells talk only to Cabots, And the Cabots talk onlyto God.
THIS IS A JOKE TOLD BY DAVE ALLEN ON ONE OF HIS SHOWS the dirt to mud and has made it too slippery to climb. He. gives up after a while and decides to spend the night there. A while later, another drunk leaves the same bar and decides. to take the same shortcut through the graveyard. He, too, falls into that open graveand tries to
GUY JOKES MAN TO GOD: "GOD, WHY DID YOU MAKE WOMAN SO Home › Short Jokes › Jokes from Emails. Guy Jokes. Man to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God to Man: "So you would love her." "But God", Man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God replies: "So she would love you." God created man before creating woman, because you need a rough draft before. creating a masterpiece. LADY NANCY ASTOR: "WINSTON, IF YOU WERE MY HUSBAND, I'D Lady Nancy Astor: "Winston, If You Were My Husband, I'd Put Poison In Your Coffee. "Winston, if you were my husband, I'd put poison in your coffee." "Nancy, if you were my wife, I'd drink it." disguise she would recommend for him. She replied, "Why don't you come. A FARM BOY WAS OUT BEHIND THE BARN PLAYING WITH HIS A farm boy was out behind the barn playing with his manhood, when his father came around the corner and saw him. "What you doin boy?" saysthe old man.
DIRTY NURSERY RHYMES Dirty Nursery Rhymes. Abraham Lincoln was a good old man. He hopped out the window with his Dick in hand. so why not pull down your pants and give me some booty." Mary Mary quite contrary shaved her pussy cause it was so damn hairy. and pass it to a friend. to have a little fun. and now they have a son. 28 OF THE WORLD'S BIGGEST LIES... 1. THE CHECK IS IN THE MAIL. 28 of the World's Biggest Lies 1. The check is in the mail. 2. I'll respect you in the morning. 3. I'm from your government, and I am here to help you. 4. It's only a cold sore. HEAVEN IS WHERE THE POLICE ARE BRITISH, THE COOKS ARE Heaven is where the police are British, the cooks are French, the mechanics German, the lovers Italian and it's all organised by the Swiss. Hell is where the chefs are British, the mechanics French, the LADYS AND GENTLEMEN: I STAND BEFORE AND SIT BEHIND YOU TO Ladys and Gentlemen: I stand before and sit behind you To tell you of something I know nothing about. Thier will be a meeting tommorrow morning, right after lunch HERE ARE SOME PHRASES USED TO REMEMBER SIN, COS, AND TAN. Related: Here is a conversion chart taken from The Bent of Tau Beta Pi Spring 1988. Reprinted without permission. 10**12 Microphones = 1 Megaphone 10**6 bicycles = 2 megacycles 500 millinaries = 1 seminary 2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds 10 cards = 1 decacards 1/2 lavatory = 1 demijohn 10**-6 fish = 1 microfiche 453. AND THIS IS GOOD OLD BOSTON, THE HOME OF THE BEAN AND THE Related: And this is good old Boston, The home of the bean and the cod, Where the Lowells talk only to Cabots, And the Cabots talk onlyto God.
THIS IS A JOKE TOLD BY DAVE ALLEN ON ONE OF HIS SHOWS the dirt to mud and has made it too slippery to climb. He. gives up after a while and decides to spend the night there. A while later, another drunk leaves the same bar and decides. to take the same shortcut through the graveyard. He, too, falls into that open graveand tries to
GUY JOKES MAN TO GOD: "GOD, WHY DID YOU MAKE WOMAN SO Home › Short Jokes › Jokes from Emails. Guy Jokes. Man to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God to Man: "So you would love her." "But God", Man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God replies: "So she would love you." God created man before creating woman, because you need a rough draft before. creating a masterpiece. LADY NANCY ASTOR: "WINSTON, IF YOU WERE MY HUSBAND, I'D Lady Nancy Astor: "Winston, If You Were My Husband, I'd Put Poison In Your Coffee. "Winston, if you were my husband, I'd put poison in your coffee." "Nancy, if you were my wife, I'd drink it." disguise she would recommend for him. She replied, "Why don't you come. A FARM BOY WAS OUT BEHIND THE BARN PLAYING WITH HIS A farm boy was out behind the barn playing with his manhood, when his father came around the corner and saw him. "What you doin boy?" saysthe old man.
DIRTY NURSERY RHYMES Dirty Nursery Rhymes. Abraham Lincoln was a good old man. He hopped out the window with his Dick in hand. so why not pull down your pants and give me some booty." Mary Mary quite contrary shaved her pussy cause it was so damn hairy. and pass it to a friend. to have a little fun. and now they have a son. MISCELLANEOUS COLLECTIONS You won't learn much about capitalism at a university. How could you? Capitalism is a matter of risks and rewards, and a tenured professor doesn't have much to do with either. MISCELLANEOUS COLLECTIONS BOOKKEEPERS are well balanced. Bookkeepers do it for the record. Bookkeepers do it with double entry. Book lovers are thought by unbookish people to be gentle and FOUR THINGS COME NOT BACK: THE SPOKEN WORD, THE SPENT Related: Four things come not back: the spoken word, the spent arrow, the past, the neglected opportunity. Omar Idn Al-Halif An ancient prophet once said Four things come not back - a spent arrow, a spoken word, a past life, and a wasted opportunity. TAGLINES - ANVARI.ORG Republican: Only the same sh*t should happen. Reputation: what others are not thinking about you; Researcher's, where the info is! Resistance Is Useless! MISCELLANEOUS COLLECTIONS Remember there's an "if" in the middle of life. Remember, there's more to life than science fiction, but not much; Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness.FUNNY BILLBOARD ADS
A Fantastic Collection. The most beautiful Russian women: Strange Statues: Persian Models: Ugliest Dog in the WorldJARGON FILE
hirsute adj. Occasionally used humorously as a synonym for hairy. HLL/H-L-L/ n. Found
primarily in email and news rather than speech. GUY JOKES MAN TO GOD: "GOD, WHY DID YOU MAKE WOMAN SO Home › Short Jokes › Jokes from Emails. Guy Jokes. Man to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God to Man: "So you would love her." "But God", Man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God replies: "So she would love you." God created man before creating woman, because you need a rough draft before. creating a masterpiece. THE GREAT TRAGEDY OF SCIENCE, THE SLAYING OF A BEAUTIFUL Related: The great tragedy of Science--the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. T.H. Huxley There is no sadder sight in the world, than to THIS IS A JOKE TOLD BY DAVE ALLEN ON ONE OF HIS SHOWS the dirt to mud and has made it too slippery to climb. He. gives up after a while and decides to spend the night there. A while later, another drunk leaves the same bar and decides. to take the same shortcut through the graveyard. He, too, falls into that open graveand tries to
28 OF THE WORLD'S BIGGEST LIES... 1. THE CHECK IS IN THE MAIL. 28 of the World's Biggest Lies 1. The check is in the mail. 2. I'll respect you in the morning. 3. I'm from your government, and I am hereto help you.
HEAVEN IS WHERE THE POLICE ARE BRITISH, THE COOKS ARE Heaven is where the police are British, the cooks are French, the mechanics German, the lovers Italian and it's all organised by the Swiss. Hell is where the chefs are British, the mechanics French, the LADY NANCY ASTOR: "WINSTON, IF YOU WERE MY HUSBAND, I'DCATCH ME IF YOU CANIF YOU LEAVE LYRICSSONG IF YOU Lady Nancy Astor: "Winston, if you were my husband, I'd put poison in your coffee." Winston Churchill: "Nancy, if you were my wife, I'ddrink it."
DIRTY NURSERY RHYMES Funplex > Jokes by Email. Abraham Lincoln Rhyme Abraham Lincoln was a good old man. He hopped out the window with his Dick in hand. THIS IS A JOKE TOLD BY DAVE ALLEN ON ONE OF HIS SHOWS This is a joke told by Dave Allen on one of his shows (British program 'Dave Allen at Large'). A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take ashortcut through a
MY NOOKIE DAYS ARE OVER- MY PILOT LIGHT IS OUT, WHAT USEDLIGHT FOR MUSIC STANDLIGHT UP MY DAY My nookie days are over-my pilot light is out, what used to be my sex appeal-is now my water spout. Time was when of its own record-from my trousers it would spring, A FARM BOY WAS OUT BEHIND THE BARN PLAYING WITH HIS A farm boy was out behind the barn playing with his manhood, when his father came around the corner and saw him. "What you doin boy?" saysthe old man.
GUY JOKES MAN TO GOD: "GOD, WHY DID YOU MAKE WOMAN SO Guy Jokes Man to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God to Man: "So you would love her." "But God", Man says, "why did youmake her so dumb?"
A SMALL INDIAN BRAVE WALKS UP TO HIS GRANDFATHER AND ASK A small Indian brave walks up to his grandfather and asks: "Grandfather, how do we Indians get our names?" "Well my son, after the medicine deliverers the baby, he looks out THERE WAS A GAY COUNTESS OF BRAY, AND YOU MAY THINK IT ODD There was a gay countess of Bray, And you may think it odd when I say, That in spite of high station, Rank and education, She always spelledcunt with a "k".
28 OF THE WORLD'S BIGGEST LIES... 1. THE CHECK IS IN THE MAIL. 28 of the World's Biggest Lies 1. The check is in the mail. 2. I'll respect you in the morning. 3. I'm from your government, and I am hereto help you.
HEAVEN IS WHERE THE POLICE ARE BRITISH, THE COOKS ARE Heaven is where the police are British, the cooks are French, the mechanics German, the lovers Italian and it's all organised by the Swiss. Hell is where the chefs are British, the mechanics French, the LADY NANCY ASTOR: "WINSTON, IF YOU WERE MY HUSBAND, I'DCATCH ME IF YOU CANIF YOU LEAVE LYRICSSONG IF YOU Lady Nancy Astor: "Winston, if you were my husband, I'd put poison in your coffee." Winston Churchill: "Nancy, if you were my wife, I'ddrink it."
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A SMALL INDIAN BRAVE WALKS UP TO HIS GRANDFATHER AND ASK A small Indian brave walks up to his grandfather and asks: "Grandfather, how do we Indians get our names?" "Well my son, after the medicine deliverers the baby, he looks out THERE WAS A GAY COUNTESS OF BRAY, AND YOU MAY THINK IT ODD There was a gay countess of Bray, And you may think it odd when I say, That in spite of high station, Rank and education, She always spelledcunt with a "k".
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FOREST PERSONALITY TEST grey/brown - your partner is only average in your. heart. black - your partner doesn't seem to be good in your. heart and appears to be bad sign. (14) Horse action: still and quiet/nibbling grass - your partner is a. very homely and humble person. running about - your partner is awild type person.
MISCELLANEOUS COLLECTIONS Network is a network. Computer is a computer. Network management is like trying to herd cats Network managers do it in many places at once. etwork meltdown: n. GUY JOKES MAN TO GOD: "GOD, WHY DID YOU MAKE WOMAN SO Home › Short Jokes › Jokes from Emails. Guy Jokes. Man to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God to Man: "So you would love her." "But God", Man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God replies: "So she would love you." God created man before creating woman, because you need a rough draft before. creating a masterpiece.* __
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Home › Personal Homepage TEN RULES FOR BUSINESS SUCCESS There was an article about France's best known blogger, Loïc Le Meur, in the Financial Times today. He has ten rules for achieving success in business. I found it quite interesting and copied it all here: * Don’t wait for a revolutionary idea. It will never happen. Just focus on a simple, exciting, empty space and execute as fast aspossible
* Share your idea. The more you share, the more you get advice and the more you learn. Meet and talk to your competitors. * Build a community. Use blogging and social software to make sure people hear about you. * Listen to your community. Answer questions and build your product with their feedback. * Gather a great team. Select those with very different skills from you. Look for people who are better than you. * Be the first to recognise a problem. Everyone makes mistakes. Address the issue in public, learn about and correct it. * Don’t spend time on market research. Launch test versions as early as possible. Keep improving the product in the open. * Don’t obsess over spreadsheet business plans. They are not going to turn out as you predict, in any case. * Don’t plan a big marketing effort. It’s much more important and powerful that your community loves the product. * Don’t focus on getting rich. Focus on your users. Money is a consequence of success, not a goal. Wed Dec 5, 2007 (06:03 PM) | Permalink| Persian
Version | Keep Reading YAHOO AND GOOGLE ANNOUNCED THEIR TOP SEARCHED KEYWORDS IN 2007Yahoo!'s
1. Britney Spears
2. WWE
3. Paris Hilton
4. Naruto
5. Beyonce
6. Lindsay Lohan
7. Rune Scape
8. Fantasy Football9. Fergie
10. Jessica Alba
Google's:
1. iphone
2. webkinz
3. tmz
4. transformers
5. youtube
6. club penguin
7. myspace
8. heroes
9. facebook
10. anna nicole smith Tue Dec 4, 2007 (07:32 AM) | Permalink | Persian Version | Keep Reading 'PI' AND 'E' GO ON A DATE Pi and e are on a date -- but one of them has a chilling secret! Watch this Olde English Sketch Comedy.
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DOCUMENTARIES ON IRAN Here are a couple of interesting documentaries on Iran: BBC's Rageh inside Iran: Rageh
Omaar embarks on a unique journey inside what he describes as one of the most misunderstood countries in the world, looking at the country through the eyes of people rarely heard - ordinary Iranians. Time's Paolo Woods in Iran.
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BIGGEST DATABASES IN THE WORLD (2007) I wrote about the biggest databases in the world a few years ago. Thelatest list
is out and I thought it would interesting to compare them against eachother.
One of my friends, who used to work for one of those top 10 companies, says that the data they have in this document is pretty accurate. It is interesting that some Internet companies such as Yahoo!, AOL, and MSN are not even in the top 10 list. Sat Feb 17, 2007 (07:32 PM) | Permalink|
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