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THE BABYLON BEE
The Babylon Bee is Your Trusted Source For Christian News Satire.THE BABYLON BEE
BURBANK, CA - After the success of this year's Cruella movie, telling the sympathetic origin story of misunderstood puppy murderer Cruella de Vil, the Walt Disney Company announced today another movie helping us to feel sorry for another iconic villain: Kamala.To be released next summer, the movie will make the notorious villain and HERE ARE THE VACCINE INCENTIVES BEING OFFERED IN EACH OF Want to know what kind of incentive you can get where you live? We've compiled the incentives for each of the 50 states: Alabama - Free engagement photos for you and your sibling. Alaska - 50 acres, a bear, and a snow cone. Arizona - Free T-shirt reading “It’s a dry heat.” Arkansas - Free $10 scratch-off and a six-pack of Busch Light. California - Free U-Haul to help you leave California. LEGO UNVEILS NEW GENDERLESS BRICKS WITH NO MALE/FEMALE BILLUND, DENMARK - As part of its new push toward inclusion and diversity, LEGO has unveiled a new set of genderless bricks without male or female connectors. The entirely smooth bricks have no suggestive male nubs or female receptors and instead have entirely smooth, androgynous sides all around.'This represents a new era in inclusive building bricks DR. FAUCI GETS IN HEATED DEBATE WITH SEVENTEEN PREVIOUS WASHINGTON, D.C. - After a brief temporal anomaly occurred in Washington, D.C., causing a version of Dr. Fauci from just two weeks ago to materialize in the city, the current Dr. Fauci got in a heated debate with the manifestation of himself from the past.'The virus was created in a lab!' present-day Fauci said indignantly, causing pastFauci to
‘THEY WON’T MAKE FUN OF ME EVER AGAIN,’ SAYS DR. FAUCI CHAPEL HILL, NC - According to anonymous sources, Dr. Anthony Fauci stayed up late in his North Carolina research lab last night, designing a brand new virus even deadlier than COVID-19. Recent polls suggest public opinion may be turning against Fauci as he continues to press for arbitrary mask-wearing and after Rand Paul linked him todangerous bat v
MUSKET-WIELDING AMERICANS CHASE PRINCE HARRY OUT OF THE LOS ANGELES, CA - After Prince Harry called the First Amendment 'bonkers,' Americans did what Americans do best, and chased the royal Englishman out of the country while wielding muskets.'Back to your side of The Pond, British scum!' cried a mob of angry Americans as they loaded their muskets. 'We won a war so we wouldn't have TENSIONS RISE IN MIDDLE EAST AS ONE SIDE WANTS TO KILL JERUSALEM - Israel has tried to get along with Palestine and other neighboring countries, but a core disagreement between the two groups has increased tensions and made peace seem impossible. For many in the Middle East, what they want most of all is to kill Jews -- which they see as a reasonable request. But a majority of Israel is made up ofJews who, fi
TRUMP CONFIRMS EXISTENCE OF ALIENS, CLAIMS THEY WON'T WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a historic press conference, Trump confirmed to the world that extraterrestrials exist and that they are in contact with the U.S. Government. Unfortunately, they won't reveal themselves until humanity has evolved to the point where they will re-elect Trump as President of the United States. 'I know the aliens, talked wit LEBRON: 'ME AND MY TEAM HAVE DECIDED TO BOYCOTT THE LOS ANGELES, CA - After yesterday's game against the Phoenix Suns, LeBron James suddenly came out and announced he and the Lakers are both boycotting the playoffs in the name of social justice.'I talked to the guys, and we all agreed: the playoffs are racist and white supremacist, and we won't be going this year,' James said during aTHE BABYLON BEE
The Babylon Bee is Your Trusted Source For Christian News Satire.THE BABYLON BEE
BURBANK, CA - After the success of this year's Cruella movie, telling the sympathetic origin story of misunderstood puppy murderer Cruella de Vil, the Walt Disney Company announced today another movie helping us to feel sorry for another iconic villain: Kamala.To be released next summer, the movie will make the notorious villain and HERE ARE THE VACCINE INCENTIVES BEING OFFERED IN EACH OF Want to know what kind of incentive you can get where you live? We've compiled the incentives for each of the 50 states: Alabama - Free engagement photos for you and your sibling. Alaska - 50 acres, a bear, and a snow cone. Arizona - Free T-shirt reading “It’s a dry heat.” Arkansas - Free $10 scratch-off and a six-pack of Busch Light. California - Free U-Haul to help you leave California. LEGO UNVEILS NEW GENDERLESS BRICKS WITH NO MALE/FEMALE BILLUND, DENMARK - As part of its new push toward inclusion and diversity, LEGO has unveiled a new set of genderless bricks without male or female connectors. The entirely smooth bricks have no suggestive male nubs or female receptors and instead have entirely smooth, androgynous sides all around.'This represents a new era in inclusive building bricks DR. FAUCI GETS IN HEATED DEBATE WITH SEVENTEEN PREVIOUS WASHINGTON, D.C. - After a brief temporal anomaly occurred in Washington, D.C., causing a version of Dr. Fauci from just two weeks ago to materialize in the city, the current Dr. Fauci got in a heated debate with the manifestation of himself from the past.'The virus was created in a lab!' present-day Fauci said indignantly, causing pastFauci to
‘THEY WON’T MAKE FUN OF ME EVER AGAIN,’ SAYS DR. FAUCI CHAPEL HILL, NC - According to anonymous sources, Dr. Anthony Fauci stayed up late in his North Carolina research lab last night, designing a brand new virus even deadlier than COVID-19. Recent polls suggest public opinion may be turning against Fauci as he continues to press for arbitrary mask-wearing and after Rand Paul linked him todangerous bat v
MUSKET-WIELDING AMERICANS CHASE PRINCE HARRY OUT OF THE LOS ANGELES, CA - After Prince Harry called the First Amendment 'bonkers,' Americans did what Americans do best, and chased the royal Englishman out of the country while wielding muskets.'Back to your side of The Pond, British scum!' cried a mob of angry Americans as they loaded their muskets. 'We won a war so we wouldn't have TENSIONS RISE IN MIDDLE EAST AS ONE SIDE WANTS TO KILL JERUSALEM - Israel has tried to get along with Palestine and other neighboring countries, but a core disagreement between the two groups has increased tensions and made peace seem impossible. For many in the Middle East, what they want most of all is to kill Jews -- which they see as a reasonable request. But a majority of Israel is made up ofJews who, fi
TRUMP CONFIRMS EXISTENCE OF ALIENS, CLAIMS THEY WON'T WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a historic press conference, Trump confirmed to the world that extraterrestrials exist and that they are in contact with the U.S. Government. Unfortunately, they won't reveal themselves until humanity has evolved to the point where they will re-elect Trump as President of the United States. 'I know the aliens, talked wit LEBRON: 'ME AND MY TEAM HAVE DECIDED TO BOYCOTT THE LOS ANGELES, CA - After yesterday's game against the Phoenix Suns, LeBron James suddenly came out and announced he and the Lakers are both boycotting the playoffs in the name of social justice.'I talked to the guys, and we all agreed: the playoffs are racist and white supremacist, and we won't be going this year,' James said during a IN MAJOR DEAL, THE BABYLON BEE PURCHASES COMPETING SATIRE U.S. - The Babylon Bee has been the world's best satire site for thousands of years, spawning dozens of secular knock-offs that just aren't quite as good.The Bee announced a new acquisition this week, one that immediately made it the largest satirical site on the planet: a purchase of competing satire outlet CNN for $12 billion. The movemore
‘THEY WON’T MAKE FUN OF ME EVER AGAIN,’ SAYS DR. FAUCI CHAPEL HILL, NC - According to anonymous sources, Dr. Anthony Fauci stayed up late in his North Carolina research lab last night, designing a brand new virus even deadlier than COVID-19. Recent polls suggest public opinion may be turning against Fauci as he continues to press for arbitrary mask-wearing and after Rand Paul linked him todangerous bat v
PELOSI ASKS OMAR TO CLARIFY AMBIGUOUS STATEMENT THAT WE WASHINGTON, D.C. - Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi has sent a letter to Representative Ilhan Omar asking her to clarify her ambiguous and possibly concerning statement 'We should kill all the Jews.'It's rather unclear what you meant by 'Kill the Jews', Rep. Omar, and we'd appreciate some clarification,' Pelosi wrote i FAR-RIGHT APOSTLE PAUL BANS TEACHING CRITICAL RACE THEORY JERUSALEM - Known conservative and far-right zealot the Apostle Paul has banned teaching critical race theory in churches in a scathing letter to the Galatians, sources have confirmed.In a brutal rebuke, Paul dismantled the idea that we should classify people primarily according to their racial groups, pointing out that in Christ Jesus,we are all one.&quo
10 MOST DEVASTATING IMPACTS OF HOMESCHOOLING YOUR KIDS So-- you wanna homeschool your kid, huh? Well, it might not all be as great as you think. Read on for a list of reasons homeschooling may completely ruin your kid. 1. Homeschooling makes your children much more likely to grow up to become cisgender: Is that JOEL OSTEEN: 'ATTACKS AGAINST ME ARE ATTACKS AGAINST THE HOUSTON, TX - After enduring years of criticism for allegedly mishandling the Bible and leading people to hell with a false gospel of prosperity and 'living your best life now,' Joel Osteen has fired back at his critics.According to Osteen, any attack against him is really just an 'attack against the Bible.'An attack on me is an a BIDEN: 'IF YOU DON'T USE THE N-WORD, YOU AIN'T MY SON WASHINGTON, D.C. - An enraged Joe Biden attacked the media this morning for targeting his son over the use of N-word, stating that such language only confirmed that Hunter is, in fact, his son.'Why in tarnation are these bright, articulate, clean-looking black people all upset? You know how I talk about black people, heck you've heard m DISASTER AT G7 AS BIDEN TACKLES BORIS JOHNSON MISTAKING CORNWALL - G7 Summit meetings ended in chaos today after President Biden violently tackled British PM Boris Johnson after mistaking him for Donald Trump. 'Hey! Hey you! Yeah, you! Didn't I tell ya not to show your orange face around here?' yelled Biden to the Prime Minister. 'Why, I oughtta take ya out back and beat the hell ou TO FIGHT CLIMATE CHANGE, BIDEN SENDS U.S. MILITARY TO U.S. - After declaring global warming to be the number one security threat facing the United States, President Biden deployed thousands of troops to Texas and other states covered in farmland to eliminate flatulent cows.'These cows are far more dangerous than any terrorists in the Middle East,' Biden said at a press conference confirming thedepl
GOVERNOR DESANTIS SIGNS CONTROVERSIAL BILL DECLARING THE TALLAHASSEE, FL - In a controversial move sure to cause outrage, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis signed a bill declaring that the sky is blue.'Through sheer malice, bigotry, and hatred, I declare the sky is blue!' said DeSantis at the signing ceremony. 'Maybe next I’ll declare grass to be green, enforcing myopic reality on everyone! MTHE BABYLON BEE
The Babylon Bee is Your Trusted Source For Christian News Satire.THE BABYLON BEE
BURBANK, CA - After the success of this year's Cruella movie, telling the sympathetic origin story of misunderstood puppy murderer Cruella de Vil, the Walt Disney Company announced today another movie helping us to feel sorry for another iconic villain: Kamala.To be released next summer, the movie will make the notorious villain and HERE ARE THE VACCINE INCENTIVES BEING OFFERED IN EACH OF Want to know what kind of incentive you can get where you live? We've compiled the incentives for each of the 50 states: Alabama - Free engagement photos for you and your sibling. Alaska - 50 acres, a bear, and a snow cone. Arizona - Free T-shirt reading “It’s a dry heat.” Arkansas - Free $10 scratch-off and a six-pack of Busch Light. California - Free U-Haul to help you leave California. LEGO UNVEILS NEW GENDERLESS BRICKS WITH NO MALE/FEMALE BILLUND, DENMARK - As part of its new push toward inclusion and diversity, LEGO has unveiled a new set of genderless bricks without male or female connectors. The entirely smooth bricks have no suggestive male nubs or female receptors and instead have entirely smooth, androgynous sides all around.'This represents a new era in inclusive building bricks HOW WOKE ARE YOU? TAKE THE QUIZ! Think you’re truly woke? Time to put your money where your mouth is. Take our definitive wokeness quiz and find out once and for all if you’re super-woke or just plain toxic. 10 STRANGE BUT TRUE FACTS ABOUT THE BIBLE Brought to you byStudying the Bible is a lifelong pursuit. That's why it's important that you read out-of-context Bible verses on Instagram at least a few times a week.But there are a lot of interesting facts about the Bible that you still might not know, even with an intense Bible-reading regimen like that. We emailed a weird guy who wasposting end t
KAMALA HARRIS STARTING TO WORRY BIDEN WILL FULLY DESTROY WASHINGTON, D.C. - Vice President Kamala Harris has expressed her concern that she will never get a chance to destroy America, as Biden has lived much longer than expected and will ruin the entire country before she gets a crack at it.'He's lived through his first hundred days and already destroyed most of our institutions -- there won't bean
PUBERTY BLOCKERS NOW AVAILABLE IN INFANT FORMULA U.S. - In response to an unprecedented avalanche of requests from 3 activists on Twitter, baby food manufacturers have finally announced they will be providing hormone-laced infant formula for transgender babies. 'It's never too early to transition,' said gender scientist and part-time drag queen Esmeralda Sparklestar. 'Th RON DESANTIS DYES HAIR, GETS SPRAY TAN IN PREPARATION FOR TALLAHASSEE, FL - Florida Governor Ron DeSantis unveiled his brand-new presidential bleached hair and spray tan this week, officially kicking off his campaign to run for president in 2024.'What are you talking about? This is how I've always looked!' said DeSantis to questioning reporters. 'And I don't appreciate it, OK? You are fake TRUMP CONFIRMS EXISTENCE OF ALIENS, CLAIMS THEY WON'T WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a historic press conference, Trump confirmed to the world that extraterrestrials exist and that they are in contact with the U.S. Government. Unfortunately, they won't reveal themselves until humanity has evolved to the point where they will re-elect Trump as President of the United States. 'I know the aliens, talked witTHE BABYLON BEE
The Babylon Bee is Your Trusted Source For Christian News Satire.THE BABYLON BEE
BURBANK, CA - After the success of this year's Cruella movie, telling the sympathetic origin story of misunderstood puppy murderer Cruella de Vil, the Walt Disney Company announced today another movie helping us to feel sorry for another iconic villain: Kamala.To be released next summer, the movie will make the notorious villain and HERE ARE THE VACCINE INCENTIVES BEING OFFERED IN EACH OF Want to know what kind of incentive you can get where you live? We've compiled the incentives for each of the 50 states: Alabama - Free engagement photos for you and your sibling. Alaska - 50 acres, a bear, and a snow cone. Arizona - Free T-shirt reading “It’s a dry heat.” Arkansas - Free $10 scratch-off and a six-pack of Busch Light. California - Free U-Haul to help you leave California. LEGO UNVEILS NEW GENDERLESS BRICKS WITH NO MALE/FEMALE BILLUND, DENMARK - As part of its new push toward inclusion and diversity, LEGO has unveiled a new set of genderless bricks without male or female connectors. The entirely smooth bricks have no suggestive male nubs or female receptors and instead have entirely smooth, androgynous sides all around.'This represents a new era in inclusive building bricks HOW WOKE ARE YOU? TAKE THE QUIZ! Think you’re truly woke? Time to put your money where your mouth is. Take our definitive wokeness quiz and find out once and for all if you’re super-woke or just plain toxic. 10 STRANGE BUT TRUE FACTS ABOUT THE BIBLE Brought to you byStudying the Bible is a lifelong pursuit. That's why it's important that you read out-of-context Bible verses on Instagram at least a few times a week.But there are a lot of interesting facts about the Bible that you still might not know, even with an intense Bible-reading regimen like that. We emailed a weird guy who wasposting end t
KAMALA HARRIS STARTING TO WORRY BIDEN WILL FULLY DESTROY WASHINGTON, D.C. - Vice President Kamala Harris has expressed her concern that she will never get a chance to destroy America, as Biden has lived much longer than expected and will ruin the entire country before she gets a crack at it.'He's lived through his first hundred days and already destroyed most of our institutions -- there won't bean
PUBERTY BLOCKERS NOW AVAILABLE IN INFANT FORMULA U.S. - In response to an unprecedented avalanche of requests from 3 activists on Twitter, baby food manufacturers have finally announced they will be providing hormone-laced infant formula for transgender babies. 'It's never too early to transition,' said gender scientist and part-time drag queen Esmeralda Sparklestar. 'Th RON DESANTIS DYES HAIR, GETS SPRAY TAN IN PREPARATION FOR TALLAHASSEE, FL - Florida Governor Ron DeSantis unveiled his brand-new presidential bleached hair and spray tan this week, officially kicking off his campaign to run for president in 2024.'What are you talking about? This is how I've always looked!' said DeSantis to questioning reporters. 'And I don't appreciate it, OK? You are fake TRUMP CONFIRMS EXISTENCE OF ALIENS, CLAIMS THEY WON'T WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a historic press conference, Trump confirmed to the world that extraterrestrials exist and that they are in contact with the U.S. Government. Unfortunately, they won't reveal themselves until humanity has evolved to the point where they will re-elect Trump as President of the United States. 'I know the aliens, talked witTHE BABYLON BEE
CLEVELAND, OH - President Joe Biden wowed reporters again with his love for ice cream. Biden had gone to Honey Hut Ice Cream, and while he waited for his order, a FOX News reporter approached Biden to ask him a question.'If the virus is found to be from a Chinese lab, then - ' the reporter started to say, but Biden immediately grabbed the m 10 MOST DEVASTATING IMPACTS OF HOMESCHOOLING YOUR KIDS So-- you wanna homeschool your kid, huh? Well, it might not all be as great as you think. Read on for a list of reasons homeschooling may completely ruin your kid. 1. Homeschooling makes your children much more likely to grow up to become cisgender: Is that THE BEE EXPLAINS: ASSAULT RIFLES If we're going to discuss guns in this country, it's important that we know what we're talking about first and foremost. That's why we consulted the on-staff gun experts at hundreds of different news outlets across the country. We compiled their hands-on experience and book knowledge on guns into the handy image below. It's apart-by-part&n
DISASTER AT G7 AS BIDEN TACKLES BORIS JOHNSON MISTAKING CORNWALL - G7 Summit meetings ended in chaos today after President Biden violently tackled British PM Boris Johnson after mistaking him for Donald Trump. 'Hey! Hey you! Yeah, you! Didn't I tell ya not to show your orange face around here?' yelled Biden to the Prime Minister. 'Why, I oughtta take ya out back and beat the hell ou 10 STRANGE BUT TRUE FACTS ABOUT THE BIBLE Brought to you byStudying the Bible is a lifelong pursuit. That's why it's important that you read out-of-context Bible verses on Instagram at least a few times a week.But there are a lot of interesting facts about the Bible that you still might not know, even with an intense Bible-reading regimen like that. We emailed a weird guy who wasposting end t
DEMOCRATS PROPOSE REQUIRING VACCINE PASSPORTS FOR VOTING WASHINGTON, D.C. - Democrats have proposed a controversial new law that would require vaccine passports for voting. The bill currently under deliberation in Congress would ban all forms of ID for voting -- because that's racist -- but require voters to show their COVID-19 vaccine passport at polling places.Republicans and Democrats alikewere confused
MOTORCYCLIST WHO IDENTIFIES AS BICYCLIST SETS CYCLING NEW YORK, NY - In an inspiring story from the world of professional cycling, a motorcyclist who identifies as a bicyclist has crushed all the regular bicyclists, setting an unbelievable world record.In a local qualifying race for the World Road Cycling League, the motorcyclist crushed the previous 100-mile record of 3 hours, 13minutes with his a
FOR PRIDE MONTH, TACO BELL TO CONTINUE GIVING EXPLOSIVE U.S. - Taco Bell, a beloved chain of authentic Mexican food restaurants around the world, has announced they will be honoring Pride Month by giving LGBTQ customers explosive diarrhea like they always do. 'Taco Bell remains truly committed to equality, equity, equilibrium, equivocation, and other 'eq' words for all genders a GOVERNOR DESANTIS SIGNS CONTROVERSIAL BILL DECLARING THE TALLAHASSEE, FL - In a controversial move sure to cause outrage, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis signed a bill declaring that the sky is blue.'Through sheer malice, bigotry, and hatred, I declare the sky is blue!' said DeSantis at the signing ceremony. 'Maybe next I’ll declare grass to be green, enforcing myopic reality on everyone! M TO FIGHT CLIMATE CHANGE, BIDEN SENDS U.S. MILITARY TO U.S. - After declaring global warming to be the number one security threat facing the United States, President Biden deployed thousands of troops to Texas and other states covered in farmland to eliminate flatulent cows.'These cows are far more dangerous than any terrorists in the Middle East,' Biden said at a press conference confirming thedepl
THE BABYLON BEE
The Babylon Bee is Your Trusted Source For Christian News Satire.THE BABYLON BEE
BURBANK, CA - After the success of this year's Cruella movie, telling the sympathetic origin story of misunderstood puppy murderer Cruella de Vil, the Walt Disney Company announced today another movie helping us to feel sorry for another iconic villain: Kamala.To be released next summer, the movie will make the notorious villain and HERE ARE THE VACCINE INCENTIVES BEING OFFERED IN EACH OF Want to know what kind of incentive you can get where you live? We've compiled the incentives for each of the 50 states: Alabama - Free engagement photos for you and your sibling. Alaska - 50 acres, a bear, and a snow cone. Arizona - Free T-shirt reading “It’s a dry heat.” Arkansas - Free $10 scratch-off and a six-pack of Busch Light. California - Free U-Haul to help you leave California. LEGO UNVEILS NEW GENDERLESS BRICKS WITH NO MALE/FEMALE BILLUND, DENMARK - As part of its new push toward inclusion and diversity, LEGO has unveiled a new set of genderless bricks without male or female connectors. The entirely smooth bricks have no suggestive male nubs or female receptors and instead have entirely smooth, androgynous sides all around.'This represents a new era in inclusive building bricks KAMALA HARRIS STARTING TO WORRY BIDEN WILL FULLY DESTROY WASHINGTON, D.C. - Vice President Kamala Harris has expressed her concern that she will never get a chance to destroy America, as Biden has lived much longer than expected and will ruin the entire country before she gets a crack at it.'He's lived through his first hundred days and already destroyed most of our institutions -- there won't bean
MUSKET-WIELDING AMERICANS CHASE PRINCE HARRY OUT OF THE LOS ANGELES, CA - After Prince Harry called the First Amendment 'bonkers,' Americans did what Americans do best, and chased the royal Englishman out of the country while wielding muskets.'Back to your side of The Pond, British scum!' cried a mob of angry Americans as they loaded their muskets. 'We won a war so we wouldn't have TRUMP CONFIRMS EXISTENCE OF ALIENS, CLAIMS THEY WON'T WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a historic press conference, Trump confirmed to the world that extraterrestrials exist and that they are in contact with the U.S. Government. Unfortunately, they won't reveal themselves until humanity has evolved to the point where they will re-elect Trump as President of the United States. 'I know the aliens, talked wit RON DESANTIS DYES HAIR, GETS SPRAY TAN IN PREPARATION FOR Ron DeSantis Dyes Hair, Gets Spray Tan In Preparation For 2024 Presidential Run. TALLAHASSEE, FL—Florida Governor Ron DeSantis unveiled his brand-new presidential bleached hair and spray tan this week, officially kicking off his campaign to 10 STRANGE BUT TRUE FACTS ABOUT THE BIBLE Brought to you byStudying the Bible is a lifelong pursuit. That's why it's important that you read out-of-context Bible verses on Instagram at least a few times a week.But there are a lot of interesting facts about the Bible that you still might not know, even with an intense Bible-reading regimen like that. We emailed a weird guy who wasposting end t
PUBERTY BLOCKERS NOW AVAILABLE IN INFANT FORMULA Puberty Blockers Now Available In Infant Formula. U.S.—. In response to an unprecedented avalanche of requests from 3 activists on Twitter, baby food manufacturers have finally announced they will be providing hormone-laced infant formula for transgender babies. "It's never too early to transition," said gender scientist and part-time dragTHE BABYLON BEE
The Babylon Bee is Your Trusted Source For Christian News Satire.THE BABYLON BEE
BURBANK, CA - After the success of this year's Cruella movie, telling the sympathetic origin story of misunderstood puppy murderer Cruella de Vil, the Walt Disney Company announced today another movie helping us to feel sorry for another iconic villain: Kamala.To be released next summer, the movie will make the notorious villain and HERE ARE THE VACCINE INCENTIVES BEING OFFERED IN EACH OF Want to know what kind of incentive you can get where you live? We've compiled the incentives for each of the 50 states: Alabama - Free engagement photos for you and your sibling. Alaska - 50 acres, a bear, and a snow cone. Arizona - Free T-shirt reading “It’s a dry heat.” Arkansas - Free $10 scratch-off and a six-pack of Busch Light. California - Free U-Haul to help you leave California. LEGO UNVEILS NEW GENDERLESS BRICKS WITH NO MALE/FEMALE BILLUND, DENMARK - As part of its new push toward inclusion and diversity, LEGO has unveiled a new set of genderless bricks without male or female connectors. The entirely smooth bricks have no suggestive male nubs or female receptors and instead have entirely smooth, androgynous sides all around.'This represents a new era in inclusive building bricks KAMALA HARRIS STARTING TO WORRY BIDEN WILL FULLY DESTROY WASHINGTON, D.C. - Vice President Kamala Harris has expressed her concern that she will never get a chance to destroy America, as Biden has lived much longer than expected and will ruin the entire country before she gets a crack at it.'He's lived through his first hundred days and already destroyed most of our institutions -- there won't bean
MUSKET-WIELDING AMERICANS CHASE PRINCE HARRY OUT OF THE LOS ANGELES, CA - After Prince Harry called the First Amendment 'bonkers,' Americans did what Americans do best, and chased the royal Englishman out of the country while wielding muskets.'Back to your side of The Pond, British scum!' cried a mob of angry Americans as they loaded their muskets. 'We won a war so we wouldn't have TRUMP CONFIRMS EXISTENCE OF ALIENS, CLAIMS THEY WON'T WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a historic press conference, Trump confirmed to the world that extraterrestrials exist and that they are in contact with the U.S. Government. Unfortunately, they won't reveal themselves until humanity has evolved to the point where they will re-elect Trump as President of the United States. 'I know the aliens, talked wit RON DESANTIS DYES HAIR, GETS SPRAY TAN IN PREPARATION FOR Ron DeSantis Dyes Hair, Gets Spray Tan In Preparation For 2024 Presidential Run. TALLAHASSEE, FL—Florida Governor Ron DeSantis unveiled his brand-new presidential bleached hair and spray tan this week, officially kicking off his campaign to 10 STRANGE BUT TRUE FACTS ABOUT THE BIBLE Brought to you byStudying the Bible is a lifelong pursuit. That's why it's important that you read out-of-context Bible verses on Instagram at least a few times a week.But there are a lot of interesting facts about the Bible that you still might not know, even with an intense Bible-reading regimen like that. We emailed a weird guy who wasposting end t
PUBERTY BLOCKERS NOW AVAILABLE IN INFANT FORMULA Puberty Blockers Now Available In Infant Formula. U.S.—. In response to an unprecedented avalanche of requests from 3 activists on Twitter, baby food manufacturers have finally announced they will be providing hormone-laced infant formula for transgender babies. "It's never too early to transition," said gender scientist and part-time dragTHE BABYLON BEE
CLEVELAND, OH - President Joe Biden wowed reporters again with his love for ice cream. Biden had gone to Honey Hut Ice Cream, and while he waited for his order, a FOX News reporter approached Biden to ask him a question.'If the virus is found to be from a Chinese lab, then - ' the reporter started to say, but Biden immediately grabbed the m 'I DON'T STUDY SCIENCE, I AM THE SCIENCE,' GROWLS GRIZZLED WASHINGTON, D.C. - Dr. Fauci went off on reporters this week in a press conference after being questioned on all the positions he has flip-flopped on over the last year. 'Did you make a mistake, Dr. Fauci?' asked one reporter. 'Maybe you just made a mistake in the science. That happens sometimes, right?'Fauci, who was now sporting DEMOCRATS PROPOSE REQUIRING VACCINE PASSPORTS FOR VOTING WASHINGTON, D.C. - Democrats have proposed a controversial new law that would require vaccine passports for voting. The bill currently under deliberation in Congress would ban all forms of ID for voting -- because that's racist -- but require voters to show their COVID-19 vaccine passport at polling places.Republicans and Democrats alikewere confused
NEW YORK TIMES NOW CLAIMS '1619 PROJECT' WAS SATIRE NEW YORK CITY, NY - In a front-page article this week, The New York Times confirmed what many have long suspected regarding The 1619 Project: It's just satire. 'Woah! Haha-- you thought it was real?' said Dean Baquet nervously in an interview. 'Yeah--that whole '1619'thing was just a
BIDEN ADMITS HIS FIRST 100 DAYS WERE A FAILURE SINCE WASHINGTON D.C. - As President Joe Biden’s first 100 days come to a close, he admitted to the press that he mainly saw his first months in office as a failure, as he was unable to achieve the primary goal of any Democrat: the complete destruction of the United States of America.'If there is one thing that unites all Democrats,' Biden said THE BEE EXPLAINS: ASSAULT RIFLES The Bee Explains: Assault Rifles. If we're going to discuss guns in this country, it's important that we know what we're talking about first and foremost. That's why we consulted the on-staff gun experts at hundreds of different news outlets across the country. We compiled their hands-on experience and book knowledge on guns into the handy 10 MOST DEVASTATING IMPACTS OF HOMESCHOOLING YOUR KIDS So-- you wanna homeschool your kid, huh? Well, it might not all be as great as you think. Read on for a list of reasons homeschooling may completely ruin your kid. 1. Homeschooling makes your children much more likely to grow up to become cisgender: Is that TO FIGHT CLIMATE CHANGE, BIDEN SENDS U.S. MILITARY TO U.S. - After declaring global warming to be the number one security threat facing the United States, President Biden deployed thousands of troops to Texas and other states covered in farmland to eliminate flatulent cows.'These cows are far more dangerous than any terrorists in the Middle East,' Biden said at a press conference confirming thedepl
DISNEY ORDERED TO PAY REPARATIONS TO LONGTIME STAR WARS U.S. - A federal judge has ordered the Walt Disney Company to pay financial reparations to loyal Star Wars fans.Lawyers proved beyond a reasonable doubt that Disney acted maliciously when the company foisted The Last Jedi on unsuspecting audiences, resulting in the multi-billion-dollar judgment against the company.The order is thefirst time a co
GOVERNOR DESANTIS SIGNS CONTROVERSIAL BILL DECLARING THE TALLAHASSEE, FL - In a controversial move sure to cause outrage, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis signed a bill declaring that the sky is blue.'Through sheer malice, bigotry, and hatred, I declare the sky is blue!' said DeSantis at the signing ceremony. 'Maybe next I’ll declare grass to be green, enforcing myopic reality on everyone! MTHE BABYLON BEE
The Babylon Bee is Your Trusted Source For Christian News Satire. LEGO UNVEILS NEW GENDERLESS BRICKS WITH NO MALE/FEMALE BILLUND, DENMARK - As part of its new push toward inclusion and diversity, LEGO has unveiled a new set of genderless bricks without male or female connectors. The entirely smooth bricks have no suggestive male nubs or female receptors and instead have entirely smooth, androgynous sides all around.'This represents a new era in inclusive building bricks HERE ARE THE VACCINE INCENTIVES BEING OFFERED IN EACH OF Want to know what kind of incentive you can get where you live? We've compiled the incentives for each of the 50 states: Alabama - Free engagement photos for you and your sibling. Alaska - 50 acres, a bear, and a snow cone. Arizona - Free T-shirt reading “It’s a dry heat.” Arkansas - Free $10 scratch-off and a six-pack of Busch Light. California - Free U-Haul to help you leave California. DR. FAUCI GETS IN HEATED DEBATE WITH SEVENTEEN PREVIOUS WASHINGTON, D.C. - After a brief temporal anomaly occurred in Washington, D.C., causing a version of Dr. Fauci from just two weeks ago to materialize in the city, the current Dr. Fauci got in a heated debate with the manifestation of himself from the past.'The virus was created in a lab!' present-day Fauci said indignantly, causing pastFauci to
RON DESANTIS DYES HAIR, GETS SPRAY TAN IN PREPARATION FOR Ron DeSantis Dyes Hair, Gets Spray Tan In Preparation For 2024 Presidential Run. April 8th, 2021 - BabylonBee.com. 62.5kShares. 48.3k Share. 6.5k Share. Share. TALLAHASSEE, FL—Florida Governor Ron DeSantis unveiled his brand-new presidential bleached hair and spray tan this week, officially kicking off his campaign to run forpresident in
MUSKET-WIELDING AMERICANS CHASE PRINCE HARRY OUT OF THE LOS ANGELES, CA - After Prince Harry called the First Amendment 'bonkers,' Americans did what Americans do best, and chased the royal Englishman out of the country while wielding muskets.'Back to your side of The Pond, British scum!' cried a mob of angry Americans as they loaded their muskets. 'We won a war so we wouldn't have DEMOCRATS WEARING BINKIES TO WEAN THEMSELVES OFF MASKS U.S. - With the CDC finally relaxing some guidelines around mask-wearing, Democrats are facing the dread of parting with something that has been giving them feelings of safety and security for over a year. To help them cope with the loss, many Democrats are turning to baby pacifiers to help wean them off the masks. 'The binky is aperfect bridge
KAMALA HARRIS STARTING TO WORRY BIDEN WILL FULLY DESTROY WASHINGTON, D.C. - Vice President Kamala Harris has expressed her concern that she will never get a chance to destroy America, as Biden has lived much longer than expected and will ruin the entire country before she gets a crack at it.'He's lived through his first hundred days and already destroyed most of our institutions -- there won't bean
MOTORCYCLIST WHO IDENTIFIES AS BICYCLIST SETS CYCLING NEW YORK, NY - In an inspiring story from the world of professional cycling, a motorcyclist who identifies as a bicyclist has crushed all the regular bicyclists, setting an unbelievable world record.In a local qualifying race for the World Road Cycling League, the motorcyclist crushed the previous 100-mile record of 3 hours, 13minutes with his a
PUBERTY BLOCKERS NOW AVAILABLE IN INFANT FORMULA Puberty Blockers Now Available In Infant Formula. U.S.—. In response to an unprecedented avalanche of requests from 3 activists on Twitter, baby food manufacturers have finally announced they will be providing hormone-laced infant formula for transgender babies. "It's never too early to transition," said gender scientist and part-time dragTHE BABYLON BEE
The Babylon Bee is Your Trusted Source For Christian News Satire. LEGO UNVEILS NEW GENDERLESS BRICKS WITH NO MALE/FEMALE BILLUND, DENMARK - As part of its new push toward inclusion and diversity, LEGO has unveiled a new set of genderless bricks without male or female connectors. The entirely smooth bricks have no suggestive male nubs or female receptors and instead have entirely smooth, androgynous sides all around.'This represents a new era in inclusive building bricks HERE ARE THE VACCINE INCENTIVES BEING OFFERED IN EACH OF Want to know what kind of incentive you can get where you live? We've compiled the incentives for each of the 50 states: Alabama - Free engagement photos for you and your sibling. Alaska - 50 acres, a bear, and a snow cone. Arizona - Free T-shirt reading “It’s a dry heat.” Arkansas - Free $10 scratch-off and a six-pack of Busch Light. California - Free U-Haul to help you leave California. DR. FAUCI GETS IN HEATED DEBATE WITH SEVENTEEN PREVIOUS WASHINGTON, D.C. - After a brief temporal anomaly occurred in Washington, D.C., causing a version of Dr. Fauci from just two weeks ago to materialize in the city, the current Dr. Fauci got in a heated debate with the manifestation of himself from the past.'The virus was created in a lab!' present-day Fauci said indignantly, causing pastFauci to
RON DESANTIS DYES HAIR, GETS SPRAY TAN IN PREPARATION FOR Ron DeSantis Dyes Hair, Gets Spray Tan In Preparation For 2024 Presidential Run. April 8th, 2021 - BabylonBee.com. 62.5kShares. 48.3k Share. 6.5k Share. Share. TALLAHASSEE, FL—Florida Governor Ron DeSantis unveiled his brand-new presidential bleached hair and spray tan this week, officially kicking off his campaign to run forpresident in
MUSKET-WIELDING AMERICANS CHASE PRINCE HARRY OUT OF THE LOS ANGELES, CA - After Prince Harry called the First Amendment 'bonkers,' Americans did what Americans do best, and chased the royal Englishman out of the country while wielding muskets.'Back to your side of The Pond, British scum!' cried a mob of angry Americans as they loaded their muskets. 'We won a war so we wouldn't have DEMOCRATS WEARING BINKIES TO WEAN THEMSELVES OFF MASKS U.S. - With the CDC finally relaxing some guidelines around mask-wearing, Democrats are facing the dread of parting with something that has been giving them feelings of safety and security for over a year. To help them cope with the loss, many Democrats are turning to baby pacifiers to help wean them off the masks. 'The binky is aperfect bridge
KAMALA HARRIS STARTING TO WORRY BIDEN WILL FULLY DESTROY WASHINGTON, D.C. - Vice President Kamala Harris has expressed her concern that she will never get a chance to destroy America, as Biden has lived much longer than expected and will ruin the entire country before she gets a crack at it.'He's lived through his first hundred days and already destroyed most of our institutions -- there won't bean
MOTORCYCLIST WHO IDENTIFIES AS BICYCLIST SETS CYCLING NEW YORK, NY - In an inspiring story from the world of professional cycling, a motorcyclist who identifies as a bicyclist has crushed all the regular bicyclists, setting an unbelievable world record.In a local qualifying race for the World Road Cycling League, the motorcyclist crushed the previous 100-mile record of 3 hours, 13minutes with his a
PUBERTY BLOCKERS NOW AVAILABLE IN INFANT FORMULA Puberty Blockers Now Available In Infant Formula. U.S.—. In response to an unprecedented avalanche of requests from 3 activists on Twitter, baby food manufacturers have finally announced they will be providing hormone-laced infant formula for transgender babies. "It's never too early to transition," said gender scientist and part-time dragBABYLON BEE STORE
Sale price. $23.00 Sale. The Sacred Texts of The Babylon Bee, Volume 1. The Sacred Texts of The Babylon Bee, Volume 1. Regular price. $45.00. Sale price. $39.99 Sale. #1 Fan T-Shirt. DR. FAUCI GETS IN HEATED DEBATE WITH SEVENTEEN PREVIOUS WASHINGTON, D.C. - After a brief temporal anomaly occurred in Washington, D.C., causing a version of Dr. Fauci from just two weeks ago to materialize in the city, the current Dr. Fauci got in a heated debate with the manifestation of himself from the past.'The virus was created in a lab!' present-day Fauci said indignantly, causing pastFauci to
‘THEY WON’T MAKE FUN OF ME EVER AGAIN,’ SAYS DR. FAUCI CHAPEL HILL, NC - According to anonymous sources, Dr. Anthony Fauci stayed up late in his North Carolina research lab last night, designing a brand new virus even deadlier than COVID-19. Recent polls suggest public opinion may be turning against Fauci as he continues to press for arbitrary mask-wearing and after Rand Paul linked him todangerous bat v
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On this episode of The Bee Weekly, Kyle and Ethan are joined by Andrew Lowen to talk about his new board game set in the battle between angels and demons, Deliverance. They also talk about noble efforts to help AOC’s Abuela and The Babylon Bee going up against The New York Times. Afterwards Andrew shares his creative process for creating Deliverance and how this game is unlike 'I DON'T STUDY SCIENCE, I AM THE SCIENCE,' GROWLS GRIZZLED WASHINGTON, D.C. - Dr. Fauci went off on reporters this week in a press conference after being questioned on all the positions he has flip-flopped on over the last year. 'Did you make a mistake, Dr. Fauci?' asked one reporter. 'Maybe you just made a mistake in the science. That happens sometimes, right?'Fauci, who was now sporting EXPERTS COMPLETELY BAFFLED AS TO WHERE JOE BIDEN'S SON U.S. - Experts across the nation are scratching their heads after a series of unearthed text messages showed Joe Biden's son Hunter using racist and sexually charged language. 'We just don't get it,' said one researcher with a puzzled look on his face. 'How could Hunter have ended up like this-- using racist slurs and grossly in NEW YORK TIMES RELOCATES OFFICES TO BEIJING SO REPORTERS BEIJING - After New York Times editorial board member Mara Gay said she was disturbed by the horrific sight of the American flag, the Times has announced its offices will be relocated to Beijing so the paper's journalists and editors won't have to see the triggering sight of the U.S. flag any longer.The new offices have the Chinese flag f 10 MOST DEVASTATING IMPACTS OF HOMESCHOOLING YOUR KIDS So-- you wanna homeschool your kid, huh? Well, it might not all be as great as you think. Read on for a list of reasons homeschooling may completely ruin your kid. 1. Homeschooling makes your children much more likely to grow up to become cisgender: Is that TO FIGHT CLIMATE CHANGE, BIDEN SENDS U.S. MILITARY TO U.S. - After declaring global warming to be the number one security threat facing the United States, President Biden deployed thousands of troops to Texas and other states covered in farmland to eliminate flatulent cows.'These cows are far more dangerous than any terrorists in the Middle East,' Biden said at a press conference confirming thedepl
PRIDE MONTH CANCELED AFTER IT'S REVEALED LGBTQ COMMUNITY WORLD - For the first time ever, Pride Month has been prematurely canceled around the world after historians revealed that the rainbow is actually a symbol that has been culturally appropriated from ancient Judaism.'My culture is not your costume!' yelled one group of devout Jews and Christians to a passing parade. 'We arTHE BABYLON BEE
The Babylon Bee is Your Trusted Source For Christian News Satire. LEGO UNVEILS NEW GENDERLESS BRICKS WITH NO MALE/FEMALE BILLUND, DENMARK - As part of its new push toward inclusion and diversity, LEGO has unveiled a new set of genderless bricks without male or female connectors. The entirely smooth bricks have no suggestive male nubs or female receptors and instead have entirely smooth, androgynous sides all around.'This represents a new era in inclusive building bricks HERE ARE THE VACCINE INCENTIVES BEING OFFERED IN EACH OF Want to know what kind of incentive you can get where you live? We've compiled the incentives for each of the 50 states: Alabama - Free engagement photos for you and your sibling. Alaska - 50 acres, a bear, and a snow cone. Arizona - Free T-shirt reading “It’s a dry heat.” Arkansas - Free $10 scratch-off and a six-pack of Busch Light. California - Free U-Haul to help you leave California. DR. FAUCI GETS IN HEATED DEBATE WITH SEVENTEEN PREVIOUS WASHINGTON, D.C. - After a brief temporal anomaly occurred in Washington, D.C., causing a version of Dr. Fauci from just two weeks ago to materialize in the city, the current Dr. Fauci got in a heated debate with the manifestation of himself from the past.'The virus was created in a lab!' present-day Fauci said indignantly, causing pastFauci to
RON DESANTIS DYES HAIR, GETS SPRAY TAN IN PREPARATION FOR Ron DeSantis Dyes Hair, Gets Spray Tan In Preparation For 2024 Presidential Run. April 8th, 2021 - BabylonBee.com. 62.5kShares. 48.3k Share. 6.5k Share. Share. TALLAHASSEE, FL—Florida Governor Ron DeSantis unveiled his brand-new presidential bleached hair and spray tan this week, officially kicking off his campaign to run forpresident in
MUSKET-WIELDING AMERICANS CHASE PRINCE HARRY OUT OF THE LOS ANGELES, CA - After Prince Harry called the First Amendment 'bonkers,' Americans did what Americans do best, and chased the royal Englishman out of the country while wielding muskets.'Back to your side of The Pond, British scum!' cried a mob of angry Americans as they loaded their muskets. 'We won a war so we wouldn't have DEMOCRATS WEARING BINKIES TO WEAN THEMSELVES OFF MASKS U.S. - With the CDC finally relaxing some guidelines around mask-wearing, Democrats are facing the dread of parting with something that has been giving them feelings of safety and security for over a year. To help them cope with the loss, many Democrats are turning to baby pacifiers to help wean them off the masks. 'The binky is aperfect bridge
KAMALA HARRIS STARTING TO WORRY BIDEN WILL FULLY DESTROY WASHINGTON, D.C. - Vice President Kamala Harris has expressed her concern that she will never get a chance to destroy America, as Biden has lived much longer than expected and will ruin the entire country before she gets a crack at it.'He's lived through his first hundred days and already destroyed most of our institutions -- there won't bean
MOTORCYCLIST WHO IDENTIFIES AS BICYCLIST SETS CYCLING NEW YORK, NY - In an inspiring story from the world of professional cycling, a motorcyclist who identifies as a bicyclist has crushed all the regular bicyclists, setting an unbelievable world record.In a local qualifying race for the World Road Cycling League, the motorcyclist crushed the previous 100-mile record of 3 hours, 13minutes with his a
PUBERTY BLOCKERS NOW AVAILABLE IN INFANT FORMULA Puberty Blockers Now Available In Infant Formula. U.S.—. In response to an unprecedented avalanche of requests from 3 activists on Twitter, baby food manufacturers have finally announced they will be providing hormone-laced infant formula for transgender babies. "It's never too early to transition," said gender scientist and part-time dragTHE BABYLON BEE
The Babylon Bee is Your Trusted Source For Christian News Satire. LEGO UNVEILS NEW GENDERLESS BRICKS WITH NO MALE/FEMALE BILLUND, DENMARK - As part of its new push toward inclusion and diversity, LEGO has unveiled a new set of genderless bricks without male or female connectors. The entirely smooth bricks have no suggestive male nubs or female receptors and instead have entirely smooth, androgynous sides all around.'This represents a new era in inclusive building bricks HERE ARE THE VACCINE INCENTIVES BEING OFFERED IN EACH OF Want to know what kind of incentive you can get where you live? We've compiled the incentives for each of the 50 states: Alabama - Free engagement photos for you and your sibling. Alaska - 50 acres, a bear, and a snow cone. Arizona - Free T-shirt reading “It’s a dry heat.” Arkansas - Free $10 scratch-off and a six-pack of Busch Light. California - Free U-Haul to help you leave California. DR. FAUCI GETS IN HEATED DEBATE WITH SEVENTEEN PREVIOUS WASHINGTON, D.C. - After a brief temporal anomaly occurred in Washington, D.C., causing a version of Dr. Fauci from just two weeks ago to materialize in the city, the current Dr. Fauci got in a heated debate with the manifestation of himself from the past.'The virus was created in a lab!' present-day Fauci said indignantly, causing pastFauci to
RON DESANTIS DYES HAIR, GETS SPRAY TAN IN PREPARATION FOR Ron DeSantis Dyes Hair, Gets Spray Tan In Preparation For 2024 Presidential Run. April 8th, 2021 - BabylonBee.com. 62.5kShares. 48.3k Share. 6.5k Share. Share. TALLAHASSEE, FL—Florida Governor Ron DeSantis unveiled his brand-new presidential bleached hair and spray tan this week, officially kicking off his campaign to run forpresident in
MUSKET-WIELDING AMERICANS CHASE PRINCE HARRY OUT OF THE LOS ANGELES, CA - After Prince Harry called the First Amendment 'bonkers,' Americans did what Americans do best, and chased the royal Englishman out of the country while wielding muskets.'Back to your side of The Pond, British scum!' cried a mob of angry Americans as they loaded their muskets. 'We won a war so we wouldn't have DEMOCRATS WEARING BINKIES TO WEAN THEMSELVES OFF MASKS U.S. - With the CDC finally relaxing some guidelines around mask-wearing, Democrats are facing the dread of parting with something that has been giving them feelings of safety and security for over a year. To help them cope with the loss, many Democrats are turning to baby pacifiers to help wean them off the masks. 'The binky is aperfect bridge
KAMALA HARRIS STARTING TO WORRY BIDEN WILL FULLY DESTROY WASHINGTON, D.C. - Vice President Kamala Harris has expressed her concern that she will never get a chance to destroy America, as Biden has lived much longer than expected and will ruin the entire country before she gets a crack at it.'He's lived through his first hundred days and already destroyed most of our institutions -- there won't bean
MOTORCYCLIST WHO IDENTIFIES AS BICYCLIST SETS CYCLING NEW YORK, NY - In an inspiring story from the world of professional cycling, a motorcyclist who identifies as a bicyclist has crushed all the regular bicyclists, setting an unbelievable world record.In a local qualifying race for the World Road Cycling League, the motorcyclist crushed the previous 100-mile record of 3 hours, 13minutes with his a
PUBERTY BLOCKERS NOW AVAILABLE IN INFANT FORMULA Puberty Blockers Now Available In Infant Formula. U.S.—. In response to an unprecedented avalanche of requests from 3 activists on Twitter, baby food manufacturers have finally announced they will be providing hormone-laced infant formula for transgender babies. "It's never too early to transition," said gender scientist and part-time dragBABYLON BEE STORE
Sale price. $23.00 Sale. The Sacred Texts of The Babylon Bee, Volume 1. The Sacred Texts of The Babylon Bee, Volume 1. Regular price. $45.00. Sale price. $39.99 Sale. #1 Fan T-Shirt. 'I DON'T STUDY SCIENCE, I AM THE SCIENCE,' GROWLS GRIZZLED WASHINGTON, D.C. - Dr. Fauci went off on reporters this week in a press conference after being questioned on all the positions he has flip-flopped on over the last year. 'Did you make a mistake, Dr. Fauci?' asked one reporter. 'Maybe you just made a mistake in the science. That happens sometimes, right?'Fauci, who was now sporting HERE ARE THE 8 WORST PRAYERS GOD RECEIVED THIS WEEK God has to listen to a ton of prayers. With all those prayers going up around the world all the time, he is forced to field some pretty dumb ones. Lucky for us, the archangel Gabriel gave the Babylon Bee a special look into the worst prayers God received this week. Enjoy! 1. 'Dear Lord, please bless this food, and-- TOMMY STOP HITTING YOURBROTHER!!!
DR. FAUCI GETS IN HEATED DEBATE WITH SEVENTEEN PREVIOUS WASHINGTON, D.C. - After a brief temporal anomaly occurred in Washington, D.C., causing a version of Dr. Fauci from just two weeks ago to materialize in the city, the current Dr. Fauci got in a heated debate with the manifestation of himself from the past.'The virus was created in a lab!' present-day Fauci said indignantly, causing pastFauci to
‘THEY WON’T MAKE FUN OF ME EVER AGAIN,’ SAYS DR. FAUCI CHAPEL HILL, NC - According to anonymous sources, Dr. Anthony Fauci stayed up late in his North Carolina research lab last night, designing a brand new virus even deadlier than COVID-19. Recent polls suggest public opinion may be turning against Fauci as he continues to press for arbitrary mask-wearing and after Rand Paul linked him todangerous bat v
10 MOST DEVASTATING IMPACTS OF HOMESCHOOLING YOUR KIDS So-- you wanna homeschool your kid, huh? Well, it might not all be as great as you think. Read on for a list of reasons homeschooling may completely ruin your kid. 1. Homeschooling makes your children much more likely to grow up to become cisgender: Is that 7 FAMILY GAMES YOU DIDN’T KNOW WERE ACTUALLY DESIGNED BY Many people think family game night is just a time of innocent fun-- but you're WRONG! Many of the classic games you know and love actually have satanic roots. Do not fear-- The Babylon Bee is here to help you cleanse the evil from your midst before it's too late! Here are 7 family games that ca 9 WAYS TO SURVIVE AS A NON-LEFTIST ON A COLLEGE CAMPUS It's not easy being a non-leftist on a college campus these days. How do you remain true to your beliefs while being successful in a place run by people who want to cancel you forever? Here are 9 tips for survival: 1. Leave immediately: Leave. GET OUT while you still can!These people
CONCERNS ARISE OVER JEN PSAKI'S PHYSICAL HEALTH AFTER HER WASHINGTON, D.C. - Health officials have raised serious concerns about the state of Press Secretary Jen Psaki's health after she revealed in a briefing that she 'has trouble keeping up with Biden.'This is bad-- really, really bad,' said health expert Dr. Hans Gundersen to the press. 'Biden is in really bad shape. We& BORDER CRISIS SOLVED: IMMIGRANTS FLEE IN TERROR AFTER MEXICO - Kamala Harris has finally visited Guatemala and Mexico, though she still hasn't found her way to the southern border of the U.S. Luckily, though, it doesn't look like she'll have to, as she's singlehandedly solved the border crisis already.Harris arrived in Mexico today and began cackling, causing immigrant caravans to all scTHE BABYLON BEE
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It's not easy being a non-leftist on a college campus these days. How do you remain true to your beliefs while being successful in a place run by people who want to cancel you forever? Here are 9 tips for survival: 1. Leave immediately: Leave. GET OUT while you still can!These people
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Sale price. $23.00 Sale. The Sacred Texts of The Babylon Bee, Volume 1. The Sacred Texts of The Babylon Bee, Volume 1. Regular price. $45.00. Sale price. $39.99 Sale. #1 Fan T-Shirt. LEGO UNVEILS NEW GENDERLESS BRICKS WITH NO MALE/FEMALE BILLUND, DENMARK - As part of its new push toward inclusion and diversity, LEGO has unveiled a new set of genderless bricks without male or female connectors. The entirely smooth bricks have no suggestive male nubs or female receptors and instead have entirely smooth, androgynous sides all around.'This represents a new era in inclusive building bricks DR. FAUCI GETS IN HEATED DEBATE WITH SEVENTEEN PREVIOUS WASHINGTON, D.C. - After a brief temporal anomaly occurred in Washington, D.C., causing a version of Dr. Fauci from just two weeks ago to materialize in the city, the current Dr. Fauci got in a heated debate with the manifestation of himself from the past.'The virus was created in a lab!' present-day Fauci said indignantly, causing pastFauci to
MUSKET-WIELDING AMERICANS CHASE PRINCE HARRY OUT OF THE Musket-Wielding Americans Chase Prince Harry Out Of The Country. May 17th, 2021 - BabylonBee.com. LOS ANGELES, CA—After Prince Harry called the First Amendment "bonkers," Americans did what Americans do best, and chased the royal Englishman out of the country while wielding muskets. "Back to your side of the pond, British scum!" IN HONOR OF PRIDE MONTH, LEGO INTRODUCES SODOM AND BILLUND, DENMARK - Hot on the heels of the company's new 'Everyone is Awesome' playset and genderless blocks without male or female connectors, the LEGO group revealed its commemorative Pride Month playset: a new Sodom and Gomorrah set.The entirely flammable, destructible set includes dozens of pagan minifigs plus a bonus Lotand his wife, wh
7 WAYS YOU CAN BE LESS WHITE More and more corporations are requiring their employees to be less white, in an attempt to stop racism forever. But it's hard to know how to do that, since at first blush, that SEEMS really racist and impossible. But it's not. It's actually really easy if you follow these seven simple steps:1. Burn all your Live, Laugh, Love signs.This is the fir
LORI LIGHTFOOT FLEES IN TERROR AFTER THOMAS SOWELL TAKES CHICAGO, IL - Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot was seen running for her life this afternoon. Observers said that Lightfoot exploded into a frantic sprint after she saw Thomas Sowell approaching to interview her. According to sources, Lightfoot had recently said she 'would only grant one-on-one interviews to journalists of color.' Moments laterThomas
DOCTOR ARRESTED FOR PRESCRIBING FRESH AIR, SUNSHINE VENTURA, CA - Local physician Dr. Greg E. Meade was arrested and charged with endangering the public health after he prescribed a patient fresh air and sunshine.'You know what the best thing for you to do right now is to go outside, get some fresh air, and enjoy the sunshine,' the dangerous madman told a patient. 'Walk around, breathein dee
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It's not easy being a non-leftist on a college campus these days. How do you remain true to your beliefs while being successful in a place run by people who want to cancel you forever? Here are 9 tips for survival: 1. Leave immediately: Leave. GET OUT while you still can!These people
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Sale price. $23.00 Sale. The Sacred Texts of The Babylon Bee, Volume 1. The Sacred Texts of The Babylon Bee, Volume 1. Regular price. $45.00. Sale price. $39.99 Sale. #1 Fan T-Shirt. LEGO UNVEILS NEW GENDERLESS BRICKS WITH NO MALE/FEMALE BILLUND, DENMARK - As part of its new push toward inclusion and diversity, LEGO has unveiled a new set of genderless bricks without male or female connectors. The entirely smooth bricks have no suggestive male nubs or female receptors and instead have entirely smooth, androgynous sides all around.'This represents a new era in inclusive building bricks DR. FAUCI GETS IN HEATED DEBATE WITH SEVENTEEN PREVIOUS WASHINGTON, D.C. - After a brief temporal anomaly occurred in Washington, D.C., causing a version of Dr. Fauci from just two weeks ago to materialize in the city, the current Dr. Fauci got in a heated debate with the manifestation of himself from the past.'The virus was created in a lab!' present-day Fauci said indignantly, causing pastFauci to
MUSKET-WIELDING AMERICANS CHASE PRINCE HARRY OUT OF THE Musket-Wielding Americans Chase Prince Harry Out Of The Country. May 17th, 2021 - BabylonBee.com. LOS ANGELES, CA—After Prince Harry called the First Amendment "bonkers," Americans did what Americans do best, and chased the royal Englishman out of the country while wielding muskets. "Back to your side of the pond, British scum!" IN HONOR OF PRIDE MONTH, LEGO INTRODUCES SODOM AND BILLUND, DENMARK - Hot on the heels of the company's new 'Everyone is Awesome' playset and genderless blocks without male or female connectors, the LEGO group revealed its commemorative Pride Month playset: a new Sodom and Gomorrah set.The entirely flammable, destructible set includes dozens of pagan minifigs plus a bonus Lotand his wife, wh
7 WAYS YOU CAN BE LESS WHITE More and more corporations are requiring their employees to be less white, in an attempt to stop racism forever. But it's hard to know how to do that, since at first blush, that SEEMS really racist and impossible. But it's not. It's actually really easy if you follow these seven simple steps:1. Burn all your Live, Laugh, Love signs.This is the fir
LORI LIGHTFOOT FLEES IN TERROR AFTER THOMAS SOWELL TAKES CHICAGO, IL - Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot was seen running for her life this afternoon. Observers said that Lightfoot exploded into a frantic sprint after she saw Thomas Sowell approaching to interview her. According to sources, Lightfoot had recently said she 'would only grant one-on-one interviews to journalists of color.' Moments laterThomas
DOCTOR ARRESTED FOR PRESCRIBING FRESH AIR, SUNSHINE VENTURA, CA - Local physician Dr. Greg E. Meade was arrested and charged with endangering the public health after he prescribed a patient fresh air and sunshine.'You know what the best thing for you to do right now is to go outside, get some fresh air, and enjoy the sunshine,' the dangerous madman told a patient. 'Walk around, breathein dee
EXCLUSIVE: THE BABYLON BEE HAS ACQUIRED MORE LEAKED DR By now, you've probably seen the Dr. Fauci emails that were leaked to the media. We are pleased to announce we have obtained additional Fauci emails that are much juicier than the ones the media has shown you so far! These emails will give you an unprecedented look behind the scenes as Dr. Fauci responded to the global pandemic! Prepare tobe SHO
HERE ARE THE 8 WORST PRAYERS GOD RECEIVED THIS WEEK God has to listen to a ton of prayers. With all those prayers going up around the world all the time, he is forced to field some pretty dumb ones. Lucky for us, the archangel Gabriel gave the Babylon Bee a special look into the worst prayers God received this week. Enjoy! 1. 'Dear Lord, please bless this food, and-- TOMMY STOP HITTING YOURBROTHER!!!
HERE ARE THE VACCINE INCENTIVES BEING OFFERED IN EACH OF Want to know what kind of incentive you can get where you live? We've compiled the incentives for each of the 50 states: Alabama - Free engagement photos for you and your sibling. Alaska - 50 acres, a bear, and a snow cone. Arizona - Free T-shirt reading “It’s a dry heat.” Arkansas - Free $10 scratch-off and a six-pack of Busch Light. California - Free U-Haul to help you leave California. DR. FAUCI GETS IN HEATED DEBATE WITH SEVENTEEN PREVIOUS WASHINGTON, D.C. - After a brief temporal anomaly occurred in Washington, D.C., causing a version of Dr. Fauci from just two weeks ago to materialize in the city, the current Dr. Fauci got in a heated debate with the manifestation of himself from the past.'The virus was created in a lab!' present-day Fauci said indignantly, causing pastFauci to
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