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TOP 10 CLONE FILMS
With news from Harvard that we may soon be cloning an authentic Neanderthal (if the scientists can find ‘an enthusiastic female’ to impregnate), we got to thinking about films that have featured clones over the years. The list below should be a top ten, but has become a Top 10 + 2, presumably because a process of cloning clone films and unintentionally breeding new ones has also been TOP 10 MOVIE BURGERS TOP 8 MOST EXPENSIVE BOOK-TO-FILM ADAPTATIONS Michael Crichton’s 1990 sci-fi novel became a bestseller on its release. Steven Spielberg obviously predicted its success, as he acquired the movie rights for the film with the backing of Universal Studios before the book was even published. The author received $1.5 million. Worldwide box office gross: $1,029,153,882. GUY FAWKES MOVIES: 5 FILMS WE DEMAND TO SEE Synopsis: Fawkes had always been a hard nosed bastard. It’s probably the drugs that tipped him over the edge. That and the fact that his mom was a no good prostitute lesbian who also got all embroiled in that Samurai war. Still, Guy aint no better than Catesby – a gang-leader with a serious score to settle. James I wasn’t gettingoff that
TOP 10 TURTLES IN FILM CHEAT SHEET: CHARLIZE THERON What you probably already know: Although the gorgeous Miss Theron looks like an all-American beauty, she couldn’t be further from it. She was born in South Africa, the daughter of a German mother and a French father, coming to the US to Make It Big aged 20 after it became clear that she didn’t have the physical strength to make it as adancer.
BEST 5 SCOTTISH ACTORS AND WORST 5 SCOTTISH ACCENTS To celebrate a wee Scottish holiday by the name of Burns Night, we decided that rather than getting trolleyed on whiskey and singing Auld Lang Syne badly, we would instead celebrate the Best 5 Scottish Actors and the Worst 5 Scottish Accents. Then get trolleyed on whiskey. 10 REASONS DISNEY ARE UNSPEAKABLY EVIL 9. They are on-going supporters of the horrible 3D format. Meaning that every painful three-dimensional second of their new releases will be impossible to hide TOP 10 SEXIEST FILM CLERGYMEN Top 10 Sexiest Film Clergymen | Best For Film. #10 – Priest (Paul Bettany), Priest. 2011’s Priest is about a priest in some future post-apocalyptic world whose niece is abducted by vampires. The priest goes on the hunt for said niece with the help of a wasteland sheriff (Cam Gigandet) and a warrior priestess (Maggie Q). TOP 10 TIMES REESE WITHERSPOON RUINED EVERYONE’S LIFE #2 – Water for Elephants. Lives Ruined: Christopher Waltz, some horses, the whole circus Remember Christopher Waltz in Inglourious Basterds?Imagine if the exact same character went and opened a circus.A ruddy big circus!
TOP 10 CLONE FILMS
With news from Harvard that we may soon be cloning an authentic Neanderthal (if the scientists can find ‘an enthusiastic female’ to impregnate), we got to thinking about films that have featured clones over the years. The list below should be a top ten, but has become a Top 10 + 2, presumably because a process of cloning clone films and unintentionally breeding new ones has also been TOP 10 MOVIE BURGERS TOP 8 MOST EXPENSIVE BOOK-TO-FILM ADAPTATIONS Michael Crichton’s 1990 sci-fi novel became a bestseller on its release. Steven Spielberg obviously predicted its success, as he acquired the movie rights for the film with the backing of Universal Studios before the book was even published. The author received $1.5 million. Worldwide box office gross: $1,029,153,882. GUY FAWKES MOVIES: 5 FILMS WE DEMAND TO SEE Synopsis: Fawkes had always been a hard nosed bastard. It’s probably the drugs that tipped him over the edge. That and the fact that his mom was a no good prostitute lesbian who also got all embroiled in that Samurai war. Still, Guy aint no better than Catesby – a gang-leader with a serious score to settle. James I wasn’t gettingoff that
TOP 10 TURTLES IN FILM CHEAT SHEET: CHARLIZE THERON What you probably already know: Although the gorgeous Miss Theron looks like an all-American beauty, she couldn’t be further from it. She was born in South Africa, the daughter of a German mother and a French father, coming to the US to Make It Big aged 20 after it became clear that she didn’t have the physical strength to make it as adancer.
BEST 5 SCOTTISH ACTORS AND WORST 5 SCOTTISH ACCENTS To celebrate a wee Scottish holiday by the name of Burns Night, we decided that rather than getting trolleyed on whiskey and singing Auld Lang Syne badly, we would instead celebrate the Best 5 Scottish Actors and the Worst 5 Scottish Accents. Then get trolleyed on whiskey. 10 REASONS DISNEY ARE UNSPEAKABLY EVIL 9. They are on-going supporters of the horrible 3D format. Meaning that every painful three-dimensional second of their new releases will be impossible to hide TOP 10 SEXIEST FILM CLERGYMEN Top 10 Sexiest Film Clergymen | Best For Film. #10 – Priest (Paul Bettany), Priest. 2011’s Priest is about a priest in some future post-apocalyptic world whose niece is abducted by vampires. The priest goes on the hunt for said niece with the help of a wasteland sheriff (Cam Gigandet) and a warrior priestess (Maggie Q). TOP 10 TIMES REESE WITHERSPOON RUINED EVERYONE’S LIFE #2 – Water for Elephants. Lives Ruined: Christopher Waltz, some horses, the whole circus Remember Christopher Waltz in Inglourious Basterds?Imagine if the exact same character went and opened a circus.A ruddy big circus!
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THE CASSEROLE CLUB
Maybe that is a little harsh, but sixty minutes into the film that was pretty much all there was. Set in the 1960s in Palm Springs, The Casserole Club is about a very overly friendly (wink wink nudge nudge) group of female friends who decide that in order to spice up their weekly casserole clubs, where they each try each other’s dish, they THE TOP 10 OWLS OF CINEMA So benevolent. So musical. So very, very wise. #9 – Soren (Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga’Hoole)Soren is a WARRIOR OWL in the making and that, my dears, is no small thing. He totally impales an evil metal-beaked owl (an evil metal-beaked owl with Nazi tendencies, no less!) with a fiery stick, not to mention learns to fly in the middle of being kidnapped. ESCAPISM IN CINEMA: LET’S RUN AWAY TO THE MOVIES! Escapism in movies. Love hassles have never gone out of fashion, and ‘love can happen to you’ film escapism turns up whatever the weather. Sometimes the escapist romance pretends it’s all clever and stuff ( 50 First Dates, Love Actually, King Kong) but it’s all just bollocks. Chick flicks will exist as long as there are chicks anddicks.
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FRIDAY DRINKING GAME #73 Friday Drinking Game #73 – Arnold Schwarzenegger | Best For Film. First off, you need to get to the chopper. If this eludes you and you’ve got a headache already, fear not, IT’S NOT A TUMOR! It just shows how itching you are to get on with the drinking. Fine, forget about the chopper, but you will need a large selection of Arnold FRIDAY DRINKING GAME #11 Friday Drinking Game #11 – Pirates of the Caribbean. It’s official – Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides has docked at the quayside of Port Underwhelming, and the fifth tedious instalment is already visible on the horizon. The franchise may be taking on water, but even so it’s worth looking back at the Golden Age of PotC andTOP 10 CLONE FILMS
With news from Harvard that we may soon be cloning an authentic Neanderthal (if the scientists can find ‘an enthusiastic female’ to impregnate), we got to thinking about films that have featured clones over the years. The list below should be a top ten, but has become a Top 10 + 2, presumably because a process of cloning clone films and unintentionally breeding new ones has also been TOP 10 MOVIE BURGERS TOP 8 MOST EXPENSIVE BOOK-TO-FILM ADAPTATIONS Michael Crichton’s 1990 sci-fi novel became a bestseller on its release. Steven Spielberg obviously predicted its success, as he acquired the movie rights for the film with the backing of Universal Studios before the book was even published. The author received $1.5 million. Worldwide box office gross: $1,029,153,882. 5 FAMOUS STORIES DISNEY STOLE (AND MADE SIGNIFICANTLY LESS Hurroooaaar! The Real Story. The story is actually based on Shakespeare’s Hamlet, the tale of a boy who’s father, the King of Denmark, is murdered by his uncle so that he can marry the Queen. This story has origins in Scandinavian legend, and actually ends with everyone dying horribly, either in battle or by poisoning. SorrySimba.
GUY FAWKES MOVIES: 5 FILMS WE DEMAND TO SEE Synopsis: Fawkes had always been a hard nosed bastard. It’s probably the drugs that tipped him over the edge. That and the fact that his mom was a no good prostitute lesbian who also got all embroiled in that Samurai war. Still, Guy aint no better than Catesby – a gang-leader with a serious score to settle. James I wasn’t gettingoff that
CHEAT SHEET: CHARLIZE THERON What you probably already know: Although the gorgeous Miss Theron looks like an all-American beauty, she couldn’t be further from it. She was born in South Africa, the daughter of a German mother and a French father, coming to the US to Make It Big aged 20 after it became clear that she didn’t have the physical strength to make it as adancer.
THE CASSEROLE CLUB
Maybe that is a little harsh, but sixty minutes into the film that was pretty much all there was. Set in the 1960s in Palm Springs, The Casserole Club is about a very overly friendly (wink wink nudge nudge) group of female friends who decide that in order to spice up their weekly casserole clubs, where they each try each other’s dish, they TOP 10 TURTLES IN FILM BEST 5 SCOTTISH ACTORS AND WORST 5 SCOTTISH ACCENTS To celebrate a wee Scottish holiday by the name of Burns Night, we decided that rather than getting trolleyed on whiskey and singing Auld Lang Syne badly, we would instead celebrate the Best 5 Scottish Actors and the Worst 5 Scottish Accents. Then get trolleyed on whiskey. TOP 10 TIMES REESE WITHERSPOON RUINED EVERYONE’S LIFE #2 – Water for Elephants. Lives Ruined: Christopher Waltz, some horses, the whole circus Remember Christopher Waltz in Inglourious Basterds?Imagine if the exact same character went and opened a circus.A ruddy big circus!
TOP 10 CLONE FILMS
With news from Harvard that we may soon be cloning an authentic Neanderthal (if the scientists can find ‘an enthusiastic female’ to impregnate), we got to thinking about films that have featured clones over the years. The list below should be a top ten, but has become a Top 10 + 2, presumably because a process of cloning clone films and unintentionally breeding new ones has also been TOP 10 MOVIE BURGERS TOP 8 MOST EXPENSIVE BOOK-TO-FILM ADAPTATIONS Michael Crichton’s 1990 sci-fi novel became a bestseller on its release. Steven Spielberg obviously predicted its success, as he acquired the movie rights for the film with the backing of Universal Studios before the book was even published. The author received $1.5 million. Worldwide box office gross: $1,029,153,882. 5 FAMOUS STORIES DISNEY STOLE (AND MADE SIGNIFICANTLY LESS Hurroooaaar! The Real Story. The story is actually based on Shakespeare’s Hamlet, the tale of a boy who’s father, the King of Denmark, is murdered by his uncle so that he can marry the Queen. This story has origins in Scandinavian legend, and actually ends with everyone dying horribly, either in battle or by poisoning. SorrySimba.
GUY FAWKES MOVIES: 5 FILMS WE DEMAND TO SEE Synopsis: Fawkes had always been a hard nosed bastard. It’s probably the drugs that tipped him over the edge. That and the fact that his mom was a no good prostitute lesbian who also got all embroiled in that Samurai war. Still, Guy aint no better than Catesby – a gang-leader with a serious score to settle. James I wasn’t gettingoff that
CHEAT SHEET: CHARLIZE THERON What you probably already know: Although the gorgeous Miss Theron looks like an all-American beauty, she couldn’t be further from it. She was born in South Africa, the daughter of a German mother and a French father, coming to the US to Make It Big aged 20 after it became clear that she didn’t have the physical strength to make it as adancer.
THE CASSEROLE CLUB
Maybe that is a little harsh, but sixty minutes into the film that was pretty much all there was. Set in the 1960s in Palm Springs, The Casserole Club is about a very overly friendly (wink wink nudge nudge) group of female friends who decide that in order to spice up their weekly casserole clubs, where they each try each other’s dish, they TOP 10 TURTLES IN FILM BEST 5 SCOTTISH ACTORS AND WORST 5 SCOTTISH ACCENTS To celebrate a wee Scottish holiday by the name of Burns Night, we decided that rather than getting trolleyed on whiskey and singing Auld Lang Syne badly, we would instead celebrate the Best 5 Scottish Actors and the Worst 5 Scottish Accents. Then get trolleyed on whiskey. TOP 10 TIMES REESE WITHERSPOON RUINED EVERYONE’S LIFE #2 – Water for Elephants. Lives Ruined: Christopher Waltz, some horses, the whole circus Remember Christopher Waltz in Inglourious Basterds?Imagine if the exact same character went and opened a circus.A ruddy big circus!
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PSYCHOANALYSIS… IN 10 EASY FILMS Olivia Wilde (born Olivia Cockburn – no, seriously) stars in the mostly-awful In Time as Justin Timberlake ‘s superhot mama. In a world in which people can live forever, suspended at the age of 25 as long as they have the time-bucks to buy life, Olivia Wilde is The Super Milf. Justin Timberlake’s sexual development must be all sortsof
FRIDAY DRINKING GAME #36 Whenever the male lead has a bad haircut. You know you’ve definitely wandered into the realm of indie romance when the male love interest looks like a matured member of the Oliver Twist gang. He’s probably Michael Cera or Jesse Eisenberg. This guy makes brushing your hair about as sexy as your grandma’s garter-belt. 10 SUPERHERO FILMS TO SEE IN 2011 The Green Hornet. UK film release date: 14 January 2011 Seth Rogen and Michel Gondry – together at last! The Green Hornet is a goofy and imaginative take on a creaky old comic series. If you like your superhero films light on the self-important posturing, you’ll havefun with this one.
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With news from Harvard that we may soon be cloning an authentic Neanderthal (if the scientists can find ‘an enthusiastic female’ to impregnate), we got to thinking about films that have featured clones over the years. The list below should be a top ten, but has become a Top 10 + 2, presumably because a process of cloning clone films and unintentionally breeding new ones has also been TOP 10 MOVIE BURGERS TOP 5 CINEMATIC OUTCASTS TOP 10 TURTLES IN FILM TOP 10 INDIE FILM CLICHÉS 3. The Manic-Pixie-Dream-girl. This is a long established role in film, but particularly indie films. Or, rather, films that are trying to be indie. Take The Last Kiss for example, as terrible a film as it is, it enlists the help of a loveable, life-grabbing, pint-sized hotty to shake things up in Zach Braff’s dull life. GUY FAWKES MOVIES: 5 FILMS WE DEMAND TO SEE Synopsis: Fawkes had always been a hard nosed bastard. It’s probably the drugs that tipped him over the edge. That and the fact that his mom was a no good prostitute lesbian who also got all embroiled in that Samurai war. Still, Guy aint no better than Catesby – a gang-leader with a serious score to settle. James I wasn’t gettingoff that
CHEAT SHEET: CHARLIZE THERON What you probably already know: Although the gorgeous Miss Theron looks like an all-American beauty, she couldn’t be further from it. She was born in South Africa, the daughter of a German mother and a French father, coming to the US to Make It Big aged 20 after it became clear that she didn’t have the physical strength to make it as adancer.
TOP 10 TIMES REESE WITHERSPOON RUINED EVERYONE’S LIFE #2 – Water for Elephants. Lives Ruined: Christopher Waltz, some horses, the whole circus Remember Christopher Waltz in Inglourious Basterds?Imagine if the exact same character went and opened a circus.A ruddy big circus!
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Explore a cold and empty void – Christopher Nolan’s Interstellar. By John Underwood on November 07, 2014 1 comment. Somewhere between The Dark Knight and Inception Christopher Nolan became the people’s auteur. Walking the tightrope between critical dismissal and commercial unviability with near-impeccable balance, he’s masteredthe art of..
TOP 10 CLONE FILMS
With news from Harvard that we may soon be cloning an authentic Neanderthal (if the scientists can find ‘an enthusiastic female’ to impregnate), we got to thinking about films that have featured clones over the years. The list below should be a top ten, but has become a Top 10 + 2, presumably because a process of cloning clone films and unintentionally breeding new ones has also been TOP 10 MOVIE BURGERS TOP 5 CINEMATIC OUTCASTS TOP 10 TURTLES IN FILM TOP 10 INDIE FILM CLICHÉS 3. The Manic-Pixie-Dream-girl. This is a long established role in film, but particularly indie films. Or, rather, films that are trying to be indie. Take The Last Kiss for example, as terrible a film as it is, it enlists the help of a loveable, life-grabbing, pint-sized hotty to shake things up in Zach Braff’s dull life. GUY FAWKES MOVIES: 5 FILMS WE DEMAND TO SEE Synopsis: Fawkes had always been a hard nosed bastard. It’s probably the drugs that tipped him over the edge. That and the fact that his mom was a no good prostitute lesbian who also got all embroiled in that Samurai war. Still, Guy aint no better than Catesby – a gang-leader with a serious score to settle. James I wasn’t gettingoff that
CHEAT SHEET: CHARLIZE THERON What you probably already know: Although the gorgeous Miss Theron looks like an all-American beauty, she couldn’t be further from it. She was born in South Africa, the daughter of a German mother and a French father, coming to the US to Make It Big aged 20 after it became clear that she didn’t have the physical strength to make it as adancer.
TOP 10 TIMES REESE WITHERSPOON RUINED EVERYONE’S LIFE #2 – Water for Elephants. Lives Ruined: Christopher Waltz, some horses, the whole circus Remember Christopher Waltz in Inglourious Basterds?Imagine if the exact same character went and opened a circus.A ruddy big circus!
BEST 5 SCOTTISH ACTORS AND WORST 5 SCOTTISH ACCENTS To celebrate a wee Scottish holiday by the name of Burns Night, we decided that rather than getting trolleyed on whiskey and singing Auld Lang Syne badly, we would instead celebrate the Best 5 Scottish Actors and the Worst 5 Scottish Accents. Then get trolleyed on whiskey. TOP 8 MOST EXPENSIVE BOOK-TO-FILM ADAPTATIONS Michael Crichton’s 1990 sci-fi novel became a bestseller on its release. Steven Spielberg obviously predicted its success, as he acquired the movie rights for the film with the backing of Universal Studios before the book was even published. The author received $1.5 million. Worldwide box office gross: $1,029,153,882. PSYCHOANALYSIS… IN 10 EASY FILMS Olivia Wilde (born Olivia Cockburn – no, seriously) stars in the mostly-awful In Time as Justin Timberlake ‘s superhot mama. In a world in which people can live forever, suspended at the age of 25 as long as they have the time-bucks to buy life, Olivia Wilde is The Super Milf. Justin Timberlake’s sexual development must be all sortsof
10 SUPERHERO FILMS TO SEE IN 2011 The Green Hornet. UK film release date: 14 January 2011 Seth Rogen and Michel Gondry – together at last! The Green Hornet is a goofy and imaginative take on a creaky old comic series. If you like your superhero films light on the self-important posturing, you’ll havefun with this one.
THE CASSEROLE CLUB
Maybe that is a little harsh, but sixty minutes into the film that was pretty much all there was. Set in the 1960s in Palm Springs, The Casserole Club is about a very overly friendly (wink wink nudge nudge) group of female friends who decide that in order to spice up their weekly casserole clubs, where they each try each other’s dish, they 10 REASONS DISNEY ARE UNSPEAKABLY EVIL 9. They are on-going supporters of the horrible 3D format. Meaning that every painful three-dimensional second of their new releases will be impossible to hide TOP 10 SEXIEST FILM CLERGYMEN Top 10 Sexiest Film Clergymen | Best For Film. #10 – Priest (Paul Bettany), Priest. 2011’s Priest is about a priest in some future post-apocalyptic world whose niece is abducted by vampires. The priest goes on the hunt for said niece with the help of a wasteland sheriff (Cam Gigandet) and a warrior priestess (Maggie Q). ESCAPISM IN CINEMA: LET’S RUN AWAY TO THE MOVIES! Escapism in movies. Love hassles have never gone out of fashion, and ‘love can happen to you’ film escapism turns up whatever the weather. Sometimes the escapist romance pretends it’s all clever and stuff ( 50 First Dates, Love Actually, King Kong) but it’s all just bollocks. Chick flicks will exist as long as there are chicks anddicks.
TOP 15 MONEY SHOTS OF THE NOUGHTIES There was all kinds of debate about what to call this blog. In the end we decided to keep the name Money shots, if you were expecting something else from a film website then perhaps we could satisfy you (urgh) with this blog on the top 15 visually stunning moments in filmfrom 2000 – 2009.
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