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POLICYGUIDELINES
Cake Wrecks. Sunday Sweets Flutters On By. April 11, 2021. John's favorite animal is the butterfly, so after I made him a rockin' rainbow butterfly wreath I thought I'd look for some sweet cakes, too. In fact, this one's like his new wreath in cake form: (By Martha Stewart) Mmm, rainbow goodness. I love they they're all differentsizes and styles.
THE WORDS GET IN THE WAY My friends, there's an epidemic sweeping our nation's bakeries that I think you should know about: SPATIAL AWARENESS DISORDER. And believe me, it's SAD. It starts innocently enough. First you might notice a few odd gaps in their writing:IN WITH THE NEW
It's officially a new year, minions. A fresh start. A time to shake off the doldrums of 2020, and embrace the new adventures that await us in 2021. Because you are a unicorn. ABOUT — CAKE WRECKS About — Cake Wrecks. The Cake Wrecks Team. Jen: Jen started this blog in May of 2008 one night when she was bored. She honestly never thought anyone would read it. She's also not very good at picking Lottery numbers. Today Jen lives in Orlando with her hubby, John, and their cats Tonks and Lily. EXPECTATION VS. REALITY A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I CONTACT — CAKE WRECKS Professional Inquiries and Casual Comments: Contact Jen. Write to Jen at comments (at)cakewrecks.com. If you have a question, comment, or just want to say 'hi'. (Please note that while Jen reads and appreciates every single email, she is not able to personally respondto everyone.
THIS IS 2020
This Is 2020. October 07, 2020. I know it doesn't feel like there's much worth celebrating today, minions, but I'm sure if we look hard enough we can find something. Like all the Halloween cakes already hitting shelves! ::head tilt:: Or maybe ones that haveSUBMIT YOUR PHOTO
Submit your photo — Cake Wrecks. Attention, Wreckporters! If you do not own all rights to the photo you’re about to submit, DO NOT e-mail it here; go back to the Submit a Wreck page and choose “Submit Someone Else’s Photo”. By submitting your photo here, you are indicating that you have read and agree to the CakeWrecksSubmissions
SUNDAY SWEETS DIRECTORY A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. SUNDAY SWEETS: 80S MOVIE NIGHT In fact, we should probably just start putting Falcors on all our cakes. Weddings, birthdays, graduations, Falker Satherhoods. All Falcor-worthy. And finally, the '80s movie cake to end all '80s movie cakes (and especially appropriate since Star Wars day was this month!) Photo by Rebel Belle Weddings, Cake by The Butter End Cakery. CAKE WRECKSCONTACTABOUTSUNDAY SWEETS DIRECTORYDISCLOSUREPOLICYGUIDELINES
Cake Wrecks. Sunday Sweets Flutters On By. April 11, 2021. John's favorite animal is the butterfly, so after I made him a rockin' rainbow butterfly wreath I thought I'd look for some sweet cakes, too. In fact, this one's like his new wreath in cake form: (By Martha Stewart) Mmm, rainbow goodness. I love they they're all differentsizes and styles.
THE WORDS GET IN THE WAY My friends, there's an epidemic sweeping our nation's bakeries that I think you should know about: SPATIAL AWARENESS DISORDER. And believe me, it's SAD. It starts innocently enough. First you might notice a few odd gaps in their writing:IN WITH THE NEW
It's officially a new year, minions. A fresh start. A time to shake off the doldrums of 2020, and embrace the new adventures that await us in 2021. Because you are a unicorn. ABOUT — CAKE WRECKS About — Cake Wrecks. The Cake Wrecks Team. Jen: Jen started this blog in May of 2008 one night when she was bored. She honestly never thought anyone would read it. She's also not very good at picking Lottery numbers. Today Jen lives in Orlando with her hubby, John, and their cats Tonks and Lily. EXPECTATION VS. REALITY A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I CONTACT — CAKE WRECKS Professional Inquiries and Casual Comments: Contact Jen. Write to Jen at comments (at)cakewrecks.com. If you have a question, comment, or just want to say 'hi'. (Please note that while Jen reads and appreciates every single email, she is not able to personally respondto everyone.
THIS IS 2020
This Is 2020. October 07, 2020. I know it doesn't feel like there's much worth celebrating today, minions, but I'm sure if we look hard enough we can find something. Like all the Halloween cakes already hitting shelves! ::head tilt:: Or maybe ones that haveSUBMIT YOUR PHOTO
Submit your photo — Cake Wrecks. Attention, Wreckporters! If you do not own all rights to the photo you’re about to submit, DO NOT e-mail it here; go back to the Submit a Wreck page and choose “Submit Someone Else’s Photo”. By submitting your photo here, you are indicating that you have read and agree to the CakeWrecksSubmissions
SUNDAY SWEETS DIRECTORY A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. SUNDAY SWEETS: 80S MOVIE NIGHT In fact, we should probably just start putting Falcors on all our cakes. Weddings, birthdays, graduations, Falker Satherhoods. All Falcor-worthy. And finally, the '80s movie cake to end all '80s movie cakes (and especially appropriate since Star Wars day was this month!) Photo by Rebel Belle Weddings, Cake by The Butter End Cakery. THE WORDS GET IN THE WAY To this day, Nanny still can't look the mall Santa in the eye.. Thanks to Chris S., Rebecca M., Marina C., Rachel P., Cindy E., Marc, Trish M., & Alison for finally exposing the third rail of cake decorating.LET'S WRAP IT UP
Sticking wrapped candy on finished cakes. Now, the excitement comes into play because, hello! Candy is awesome.So putting candy on cake sounds like mixing angel giggles with a hug from a rainbow.. The disgust, however, comes from the fact that the candy is wrapped.And ona cake.
ARTSY FARTSY
"Welcome, gentle beings, to the grand opening of SplüüRff . "All of our works here tonight have been created by world-renowned artists, and are available for sale for far more than you can possibly afford. So, let's begin. "Our first EXPECTATION VS. REALITY A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I CAKE WRECKS AT THE MOVIES A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one IBY THE BOOK
LET'S FIND OUT. Amanda D. ordered this Cars design, which was not only in the bakery's book, but also on a giant banner behind the counter: Even so, Amanda made sure to ask if her cake would look exactly like this one, and was assured it would. Which was, well, half right: I was about to point out how nice those yellow lines on the bottom are BECAUSE PATIENCE AND KINDNESS ARE OVERRATED Now, cue the music, DJ! It's time for the groom to DANCE.. Thanks to Heather C. for finally finding a wedding wreck to rival "faith, hope, thrust."P.S. You probably know The Holderness Family for their song parodies and silliness (the Thriller one did me in, omigosh), and nowthey wrote a book!
SUMMER "LOVIN'"
I don't really keep up with you young whippersnappers' schedules, but going by the cakes coming in I'm guessing summer vacation is startingup. Soooo Hey,
TRACE AMOUNTS OF WRECKAGE The bakery then did something I've never seen before. That's right, you guys, this is a first! The bakery started with an edible image - which looked fine - but then traced over the image with icing, resulting in the kind of nightmare fuel you don't generally see outside of Five Nights At Freddy's: The longer you look, the scarierit gets.
SUNDAY SWEETS: 80S MOVIE NIGHT In fact, we should probably just start putting Falcors on all our cakes. Weddings, birthdays, graduations, Falker Satherhoods. All Falcor-worthy. And finally, the '80s movie cake to end all '80s movie cakes (and especially appropriate since Star Wars day was this month!) Photo by Rebel Belle Weddings, Cake by The Butter End Cakery. CAKE WRECKSCONTACTABOUTSUNDAY SWEETS DIRECTORYDISCLOSUREPOLICYGUIDELINES
Cake Wrecks. Sunday Sweets Flutters On By. April 11, 2021. John's favorite animal is the butterfly, so after I made him a rockin' rainbow butterfly wreath I thought I'd look for some sweet cakes, too. In fact, this one's like his new wreath in cake form: (By Martha Stewart) Mmm, rainbow goodness. I love they they're all differentsizes and styles.
LET'S WRAP IT UP
Sticking wrapped candy on finished cakes. Now, the excitement comes into play because, hello! Candy is awesome.So putting candy on cake sounds like mixing angel giggles with a hug from a rainbow.. The disgust, however, comes from the fact that the candy is wrapped.And ona cake.
ABOUT — CAKE WRECKS About — Cake Wrecks. The Cake Wrecks Team. Jen: Jen started this blog in May of 2008 one night when she was bored. She honestly never thought anyone would read it. She's also not very good at picking Lottery numbers. Today Jen lives in Orlando with her hubby, John, and their cats Tonks and Lily.IN WITH THE NEW
It's officially a new year, minions. A fresh start. A time to shake off the doldrums of 2020, and embrace the new adventures that await us in 2021. Because you are a unicorn. EXPECTATION VS. REALITY A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I CONTACT — CAKE WRECKS Professional Inquiries and Casual Comments: Contact Jen. Write to Jen at comments (at)cakewrecks.com. If you have a question, comment, or just want to say 'hi'. (Please note that while Jen reads and appreciates every single email, she is not able to personally respondto everyone.
BECAUSE PATIENCE AND KINDNESS ARE OVERRATED Now, cue the music, DJ! It's time for the groom to DANCE.. Thanks to Heather C. for finally finding a wedding wreck to rival "faith, hope, thrust."P.S. You probably know The Holderness Family for their song parodies and silliness (the Thriller one did me in, omigosh), and nowthey wrote a book!
SUBMIT YOUR PHOTO
Submit your photo — Cake Wrecks. Attention, Wreckporters! If you do not own all rights to the photo you’re about to submit, DO NOT e-mail it here; go back to the Submit a Wreck page and choose “Submit Someone Else’s Photo”. By submitting your photo here, you are indicating that you have read and agree to the CakeWrecksSubmissions
SUNDAY SWEETS DIRECTORY A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. SUBMISSION "GUIDELINES" The Wreck MUST have been professionally made. That means someone somewhere actually paid for the cake. (We go by the theory that if you're paid to do it, you're a "professional".) What NOT to send: excessively gory or obscene cakes (kitty-litter cakes included), or anything you were forwarded by e-mail (trust me: whatever it is, I'veseen it).
CAKE WRECKSCONTACTABOUTSUNDAY SWEETS DIRECTORYDISCLOSUREPOLICYGUIDELINES
Cake Wrecks. Sunday Sweets Flutters On By. April 11, 2021. John's favorite animal is the butterfly, so after I made him a rockin' rainbow butterfly wreath I thought I'd look for some sweet cakes, too. In fact, this one's like his new wreath in cake form: (By Martha Stewart) Mmm, rainbow goodness. I love they they're all differentsizes and styles.
LET'S WRAP IT UP
Sticking wrapped candy on finished cakes. Now, the excitement comes into play because, hello! Candy is awesome.So putting candy on cake sounds like mixing angel giggles with a hug from a rainbow.. The disgust, however, comes from the fact that the candy is wrapped.And ona cake.
ABOUT — CAKE WRECKS About — Cake Wrecks. The Cake Wrecks Team. Jen: Jen started this blog in May of 2008 one night when she was bored. She honestly never thought anyone would read it. She's also not very good at picking Lottery numbers. Today Jen lives in Orlando with her hubby, John, and their cats Tonks and Lily.IN WITH THE NEW
It's officially a new year, minions. A fresh start. A time to shake off the doldrums of 2020, and embrace the new adventures that await us in 2021. Because you are a unicorn. EXPECTATION VS. REALITY A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I CONTACT — CAKE WRECKS Professional Inquiries and Casual Comments: Contact Jen. Write to Jen at comments (at)cakewrecks.com. If you have a question, comment, or just want to say 'hi'. (Please note that while Jen reads and appreciates every single email, she is not able to personally respondto everyone.
BECAUSE PATIENCE AND KINDNESS ARE OVERRATED Now, cue the music, DJ! It's time for the groom to DANCE.. Thanks to Heather C. for finally finding a wedding wreck to rival "faith, hope, thrust."P.S. You probably know The Holderness Family for their song parodies and silliness (the Thriller one did me in, omigosh), and nowthey wrote a book!
SUBMIT YOUR PHOTO
Submit your photo — Cake Wrecks. Attention, Wreckporters! If you do not own all rights to the photo you’re about to submit, DO NOT e-mail it here; go back to the Submit a Wreck page and choose “Submit Someone Else’s Photo”. By submitting your photo here, you are indicating that you have read and agree to the CakeWrecksSubmissions
SUNDAY SWEETS DIRECTORY A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. SUBMISSION "GUIDELINES" The Wreck MUST have been professionally made. That means someone somewhere actually paid for the cake. (We go by the theory that if you're paid to do it, you're a "professional".) What NOT to send: excessively gory or obscene cakes (kitty-litter cakes included), or anything you were forwarded by e-mail (trust me: whatever it is, I'veseen it).
IN WITH THE NEW
It's officially a new year, minions. A fresh start. A time to shake off the doldrums of 2020, and embrace the new adventures that await us in 2021. Because you are a unicorn.SAVE THE CAKES
For a reduced price, you can help these poor, unwanted cakes find a place where they will be loved, cherished, and eaten. That place being your belly. Yes, your contribution can help provide loving tummies for rejected wrecks! And just think: for the price of a candy bar, you can help turn these stale, unwanted, frosting-slathered sugarARTSY FARTSY
"Welcome, gentle beings, to the grand opening of SplüüRff . "All of our works here tonight have been created by world-renowned artists, and are available for sale for far more than you can possibly afford. So, let's begin. "Our firstLET'S WRAP IT UP
Sticking wrapped candy on finished cakes. Now, the excitement comes into play because, hello! Candy is awesome.So putting candy on cake sounds like mixing angel giggles with a hug from a rainbow.. The disgust, however, comes from the fact that the candy is wrapped.And ona cake.
CAKE WRECKS AT THE MOVIES A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one IBY THE BOOK
LET'S FIND OUT. Amanda D. ordered this Cars design, which was not only in the bakery's book, but also on a giant banner behind the counter: Even so, Amanda made sure to ask if her cake would look exactly like this one, and was assured it would. Which was, well, half right: I was about to point out how nice those yellow lines on the bottom are EXPECTATION VS. REALITY A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I BECAUSE PATIENCE AND KINDNESS ARE OVERRATED Now, cue the music, DJ! It's time for the groom to DANCE.. Thanks to Heather C. for finally finding a wedding wreck to rival "faith, hope, thrust."P.S. You probably know The Holderness Family for their song parodies and silliness (the Thriller one did me in, omigosh), and nowthey wrote a book!
TRACE AMOUNTS OF WRECKAGE The bakery then did something I've never seen before. That's right, you guys, this is a first! The bakery started with an edible image - which looked fine - but then traced over the image with icing, resulting in the kind of nightmare fuel you don't generally see outside of Five Nights At Freddy's: The longer you look, the scarierit gets.
SUNDAY SWEETS: A DISNEY MOVIE MARATHON, PART 2 (By Mary Fairy Cakes). Lady and the Tramp! With so many big sculpted cakes out there, it's nice to see such a brilliant 2D design for single tiers. Check out the ruffles on the table cloth, the texture of their fur, and the spaghetti noodles! CAKE WRECKSCONTACTABOUTSUNDAY SWEETS DIRECTORYDISCLOSUREPOLICYGUIDELINES
Cake Wrecks. Sunday Sweets Flutters On By. April 11, 2021. John's favorite animal is the butterfly, so after I made him a rockin' rainbow butterfly wreath I thought I'd look for some sweet cakes, too. In fact, this one's like his new wreath in cake form: (By Martha Stewart) Mmm, rainbow goodness. I love they they're all differentsizes and styles.
IN WITH THE NEW
It's officially a new year, minions. A fresh start. A time to shake off the doldrums of 2020, and embrace the new adventures that await us in 2021. Because you are a unicorn. ABOUT — CAKE WRECKS About — Cake Wrecks. The Cake Wrecks Team. Jen: Jen started this blog in May of 2008 one night when she was bored. She honestly never thought anyone would read it. She's also not very good at picking Lottery numbers. Today Jen lives in Orlando with her hubby, John, and their cats Tonks and Lily.THIS IS 2020
This Is 2020. October 07, 2020. I know it doesn't feel like there's much worth celebrating today, minions, but I'm sure if we look hard enough we can find something. Like all the Halloween cakes already hitting shelves! ::head tilt:: Or maybe ones that have CAKE WRECKS AT THE MOVIES A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one ISUBMIT YOUR PHOTO
Submit your photo — Cake Wrecks. Attention, Wreckporters! If you do not own all rights to the photo you’re about to submit, DO NOT e-mail it here; go back to the Submit a Wreck page and choose “Submit Someone Else’s Photo”. By submitting your photo here, you are indicating that you have read and agree to the CakeWrecksSubmissions
SUNDAY SWEETS DIRECTORY A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. SUBMISSION "GUIDELINES" The Wreck MUST have been professionally made. That means someone somewhere actually paid for the cake. (We go by the theory that if you're paid to do it, you're a "professional".) What NOT to send: excessively gory or obscene cakes (kitty-litter cakes included), or anything you were forwarded by e-mail (trust me: whatever it is, I'veseen it).
10 HILARIOUSLY INAPPROPRIATE BABY SHOWER CAKES Let's be honest, ladies: baby showers tend to turn us into cooing idiots. Suddenly EVERYTHING is "precious," and we find ourselves oohing and aahing over things like diaper cakes (two words that should NEVER be used together, btw) and nightmare-inducing sonogram picturest
CAKE WRITING 201: "CONGRATULATIONS" Cake Writing 201: "Congratulations". October 10, 2008. "Alright, class, take your seats. We're going to need extra time to review yesterday's quiz, since once again you have all failed to meet even my lowest expectations. I suppose I shouldn't be surprised, considering you each barely scraped through Cake Writing 101 - yes, even you,Doug, so
CAKE WRECKSCONTACTABOUTSUNDAY SWEETS DIRECTORYDISCLOSUREPOLICYGUIDELINES
Cake Wrecks. Sunday Sweets Flutters On By. April 11, 2021. John's favorite animal is the butterfly, so after I made him a rockin' rainbow butterfly wreath I thought I'd look for some sweet cakes, too. In fact, this one's like his new wreath in cake form: (By Martha Stewart) Mmm, rainbow goodness. I love they they're all differentsizes and styles.
IN WITH THE NEW
It's officially a new year, minions. A fresh start. A time to shake off the doldrums of 2020, and embrace the new adventures that await us in 2021. Because you are a unicorn. ABOUT — CAKE WRECKS About — Cake Wrecks. The Cake Wrecks Team. Jen: Jen started this blog in May of 2008 one night when she was bored. She honestly never thought anyone would read it. She's also not very good at picking Lottery numbers. Today Jen lives in Orlando with her hubby, John, and their cats Tonks and Lily.THIS IS 2020
This Is 2020. October 07, 2020. I know it doesn't feel like there's much worth celebrating today, minions, but I'm sure if we look hard enough we can find something. Like all the Halloween cakes already hitting shelves! ::head tilt:: Or maybe ones that have CAKE WRECKS AT THE MOVIES A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one ISUBMIT YOUR PHOTO
Submit your photo — Cake Wrecks. Attention, Wreckporters! If you do not own all rights to the photo you’re about to submit, DO NOT e-mail it here; go back to the Submit a Wreck page and choose “Submit Someone Else’s Photo”. By submitting your photo here, you are indicating that you have read and agree to the CakeWrecksSubmissions
SUNDAY SWEETS DIRECTORY A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. SUBMISSION "GUIDELINES" The Wreck MUST have been professionally made. That means someone somewhere actually paid for the cake. (We go by the theory that if you're paid to do it, you're a "professional".) What NOT to send: excessively gory or obscene cakes (kitty-litter cakes included), or anything you were forwarded by e-mail (trust me: whatever it is, I'veseen it).
10 HILARIOUSLY INAPPROPRIATE BABY SHOWER CAKES Let's be honest, ladies: baby showers tend to turn us into cooing idiots. Suddenly EVERYTHING is "precious," and we find ourselves oohing and aahing over things like diaper cakes (two words that should NEVER be used together, btw) and nightmare-inducing sonogram picturest
CAKE WRITING 201: "CONGRATULATIONS" Cake Writing 201: "Congratulations". October 10, 2008. "Alright, class, take your seats. We're going to need extra time to review yesterday's quiz, since once again you have all failed to meet even my lowest expectations. I suppose I shouldn't be surprised, considering you each barely scraped through Cake Writing 101 - yes, even you,Doug, so
ARTSY FARTSY
"Welcome, gentle beings, to the grand opening of SplüüRff . "All of our works here tonight have been created by world-renowned artists, and are available for sale for far more than you can possibly afford. So, let's begin. "Our first BECAUSE PATIENCE AND KINDNESS ARE OVERRATED Now, cue the music, DJ! It's time for the groom to DANCE.. Thanks to Heather C. for finally finding a wedding wreck to rival "faith, hope, thrust."P.S. You probably know The Holderness Family for their song parodies and silliness (the Thriller one did me in, omigosh), and nowthey wrote a book!
SUNDAY SWEETS: A DISNEY MOVIE MARATHON, PART 2 (By Mary Fairy Cakes). Lady and the Tramp! With so many big sculpted cakes out there, it's nice to see such a brilliant 2D design for single tiers. Check out the ruffles on the table cloth, the texture of their fur, and the spaghetti noodles! SUNDAY SWEETS: NO MORE TIERS Sunday Sweets: No More Tiers. March 07, 2021. This week I thought we'd look at cakes just like me: short, but sweet. :D. Not only are today's Sweets all a single tier tall, they're also fantastic inspiration for us mere mortals. After all, most of us will never attempt a giant showstopper cake, but we MIGHT get ambitious with a little one. SUNDAY SWEETS THAT DEFY GRAVITY If someone didn't startle their guests by letting go of that spatula handle with a flourish of jazz hands, then this cake was wasted. WASTED, I SAY. Some fabulous piratey goodness: (By Kara's Couture Cakes) And I suppose this one isn't quite as gravity defying, but I'm including it anyway, because c'mon. It's Alice falling down the rabbithole
THESE BAKERS ARE HARD CORE A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I SUNDAY SWEETS IS UP IN THE AIR Sunday Sweets Is Up In The Air. January 12, 2020. John's latest YouTube addiction includes all things magic. He's been bingeing Penn & Teller's Fool Us, and every time there's an especially unbelievable act, he'll turn to me and say, in his best Monty Python voice, "A WITCH!" Which brings me to WITH APOLOGIES TO ALL THE ANNS OUT THERE 7 Handy Steps To Writing "Anniversary". Eh, that works. 1. First and foremost, make sure you're spelling the right word. This is not the right word. 2. Watch out for abbreviations. Believe me, nobody likes sharing their anniversary with a third party. DRAGON APPRECIATION DAY In fact, the only one I found with definite wings is the least dragon-looking of them all: All I see is a sassy snake with its arm on its hip. "Oh you did NOT just call me a Wyrm." Well, minions, I guess today we've learned the line between cake dino and cake dragon is a blurry one - and that it can always be worse: What the actual heck,Barb.
THE FIRST CENSORED CAKE WRECK Egads, people, what is going on at today's baby showers?!? First the boobie cake, then the edible baby, and now this!. Obviously, this is wrong on a level so VERY wrong that it doesn't really need elaboration. However, I feel compelled to point out that the, er, "mom" here has the face of a blow-up doll, is completely nekkid (is that a new trend in delivery rooms?), and is anatomically correct CAKE WRECKSCONTACTABOUTSUNDAY SWEETS DIRECTORYDISCLOSURE POLICY A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons.ARTSY FARTSY
"Welcome, gentle beings, to the grand opening of SplüüRff . "All of our works here tonight have been created by world-renowned artists, and are available for sale for far more than you can possibly afford. So, let's begin. "Our first ABOUT — CAKE WRECKS About — Cake Wrecks. The Cake Wrecks Team. Jen: Jen started this blog in May of 2008 one night when she was bored. She honestly never thought anyone would read it. She's also not very good at picking Lottery numbers. Today Jen lives in Orlando with her hubby, John, and their cats Tonks and Lily.IN WITH THE NEW
It's officially a new year, minions. A fresh start. A time to shake off the doldrums of 2020, and embrace the new adventures that await us in 2021. Because you are a unicorn. BECAUSE PATIENCE AND KINDNESS ARE OVERRATED Now, cue the music, DJ! It's time for the groom to DANCE.. Thanks to Heather C. for finally finding a wedding wreck to rival "faith, hope, thrust."P.S. You probably know The Holderness Family for their song parodies and silliness (the Thriller one did me in, omigosh), and nowthey wrote a book!
CONTACT — CAKE WRECKS Professional Inquiries and Casual Comments: Contact Jen. Write to Jen at comments (at)cakewrecks.com. If you have a question, comment, or just want to say 'hi'. (Please note that while Jen reads and appreciates every single email, she is not able to personally respondto everyone.
THIS IS 2020
This Is 2020. October 07, 2020. I know it doesn't feel like there's much worth celebrating today, minions, but I'm sure if we look hard enough we can find something. Like all the Halloween cakes already hitting shelves! ::head tilt:: Or maybe ones that haveSUBMIT YOUR PHOTO
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SUNDAY SWEETS DIRECTORY A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons.PAPER REAMS
There are very, VERY few non-wrecky uses for edible photo paper, my friends. So if you're going to make your guests gum their way through all that ink and extra fiber, at least make sure it looks cool. You know, (not) like this: CAKE WRECKSCONTACTABOUTSUNDAY SWEETS DIRECTORYDISCLOSURE POLICY A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons.ARTSY FARTSY
"Welcome, gentle beings, to the grand opening of SplüüRff . "All of our works here tonight have been created by world-renowned artists, and are available for sale for far more than you can possibly afford. So, let's begin. "Our first ABOUT — CAKE WRECKS About — Cake Wrecks. The Cake Wrecks Team. Jen: Jen started this blog in May of 2008 one night when she was bored. She honestly never thought anyone would read it. She's also not very good at picking Lottery numbers. Today Jen lives in Orlando with her hubby, John, and their cats Tonks and Lily.IN WITH THE NEW
It's officially a new year, minions. A fresh start. A time to shake off the doldrums of 2020, and embrace the new adventures that await us in 2021. Because you are a unicorn. BECAUSE PATIENCE AND KINDNESS ARE OVERRATED Now, cue the music, DJ! It's time for the groom to DANCE.. Thanks to Heather C. for finally finding a wedding wreck to rival "faith, hope, thrust."P.S. You probably know The Holderness Family for their song parodies and silliness (the Thriller one did me in, omigosh), and nowthey wrote a book!
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THIS IS 2020
This Is 2020. October 07, 2020. I know it doesn't feel like there's much worth celebrating today, minions, but I'm sure if we look hard enough we can find something. Like all the Halloween cakes already hitting shelves! ::head tilt:: Or maybe ones that haveSUBMIT YOUR PHOTO
Submit your photo — Cake Wrecks. Attention, Wreckporters! If you do not own all rights to the photo you’re about to submit, DO NOT e-mail it here; go back to the Submit a Wreck page and choose “Submit Someone Else’s Photo”. By submitting your photo here, you are indicating that you have read and agree to the CakeWrecksSubmissions
SUNDAY SWEETS DIRECTORY A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons.PAPER REAMS
There are very, VERY few non-wrecky uses for edible photo paper, my friends. So if you're going to make your guests gum their way through all that ink and extra fiber, at least make sure it looks cool. You know, (not) like this:ARTSY FARTSY
"Welcome, gentle beings, to the grand opening of SplüüRff . "All of our works here tonight have been created by world-renowned artists, and are available for sale for far more than you can possibly afford. So, let's begin. "Our first THE SEVEN STAGES OF WRECKS A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I BECAUSE PATIENCE AND KINDNESS ARE OVERRATED Now, cue the music, DJ! It's time for the groom to DANCE.. Thanks to Heather C. for finally finding a wedding wreck to rival "faith, hope, thrust."P.S. You probably know The Holderness Family for their song parodies and silliness (the Thriller one did me in, omigosh), and nowthey wrote a book!
SUNDAY SWEETS: A DISNEY MOVIE MARATHON, PART 2 (By Mary Fairy Cakes). Lady and the Tramp! With so many big sculpted cakes out there, it's nice to see such a brilliant 2D design for single tiers. Check out the ruffles on the table cloth, the texture of their fur, and the spaghetti noodles! CAKE WRECKS AT THE MOVIES A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I SUNDAY SWEETS: 80S MOVIE NIGHT I don't know what's more amazing, the insane amount of detail on this cake, the fact that it was made with modeling chocolate instead of fondant, or, I don't know, that it freaking GLOWS?. I hope it rocked your universe as much as it did mine! Happy Sunday! ***** P.S. I just found the most gloriously 80s shirt I have ever seen. SPIT TAKE — CAKE WRECKS A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one IPAPER REAMS
There are very, VERY few non-wrecky uses for edible photo paper, my friends. So if you're going to make your guests gum their way through all that ink and extra fiber, at least make sure it looks cool. You know, (not) like this: 10 HILARIOUSLY INAPPROPRIATE BABY SHOWER CAKES Let's be honest, ladies: baby showers tend to turn us into cooing idiots. Suddenly EVERYTHING is "precious," and we find ourselves oohing and aahing over things like diaper cakes (two words that should NEVER be used together, btw) and nightmare-inducing sonogram picturest
OH WHAT A DIFFERENCE A LETTER CAN MAKE Oh What A Difference A Letter Can Make. May 04, 2021. When Joe's wife was turning 30, he decided to "ease the pain" by ordering her a light-hearted cake. Unfortunately the baker's English wasn't that great, though, so "a little was lost in translation." Joe thinks this version is funnier -No results found.
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I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess the bakery had room: If you love communication breakdowns on cakes as much as I do, then PREPARE FOR AN EYE-FULL:Give it a second.
_Theeeere_ it is.
Before I show you Sara's cake, here's her explanation over on Twitter: So just to be clear, this was _supposed_ to say, "Happy Birthday Julie& Wes."
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And finally, Alesha asked her baker to draw a high heel on her cake - so, something kind of like this: Instead, she got this: Of course, we have to take Alesha's word on the high heel thing; I still say that's a feminine travel urinal. (Seriously, google "feminine travel urinal" and _tell me I'm wrong._ And stop looking at me like that. LOTS of people know what feminine travel urinals look like, Ok? _LOTS OF THEM_.) _Thanks to Emma Cal, Brianna T., Sara, & Alesha G. for being my #1fans._
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Pee Standing Up For Just $14! The handy illustration really explains the WHY LAWD WHY of it all, so I do appreciate that.*****
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9 HILARIOUSLY BIZARRE HALLOWEEN CAKES TO MAKE YOU GO, "HUH?"October 31, 2019
Happy Halloween, minions! Let’s go out with a bang, shall we? :D Bakeries get a lot of leeway this time of year, since Halloween is _supposed_ to have ugly gross stuff: But there's raspberry jam soaked zombie faces, and then there's...uh... _this_:
Took me a solid minute to figure it out: A banana shooting laser beams. (I am _SO GOOD AT THIS_, you guys.) Yep, bakers are once again trying to collectively punk the world, churning out ridiculous Halloween designs each more baffling than thelast:
Aliens? Amoebas?
This guy?
I actually see this design a lot: _The __angry toilet paper__ has
sprouted arms, and is pulling itself to freedom._ While this roll vows revenge on airbrushes everywhere: "I am not 'pretty,' I AM THE TERRIFYING TP! Here to _WIPE_ you out! _Mwuah-ha-haaa_why are you laughing?" Next we have an ice cream swirl wearing a traffic cone about to be impaled by a trident. Because if THAT doesn't say "Happy Halloween"... then don't worry 'cuzthe board does:
For some reason ghost sperm are always a big seller this time of year: They look kinda confused, though, right? Like they can't tell if they're coming or going. Also confused? Me, after looking at this thing: They managed to get icing absolutely everywhere _except_ on top ofthe cupcakes.
NOW THAT'S SCARY.
And finally, a possessed stove burner: Because haunted appliances are SO hot right now. ("It burns. IT _BURRRRNS!_") Have fun tonight, gang! Remember, this is the one night of the year when it’s OK to have candy for dinner, so take FULL advantage. _There's a ghost of a chance Brittany D., Carrie, Ginny V., Karen S., Megan S., Karrie T., Jennifer K., Jennifer R., & Shannon T. will be ordering out tonight. You're welcome, ladies!__******_
P.S. Today's TP ghost cakes led me to the best home accessory ever: THIS, my friends, is a "Talking Toilet Paper Spindle ." You record your own message, which it will play back when your guests spin the roll. I can't wait to use this baby at our next Christmas party.*****
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