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CULTIVATED WIT
Our traveling event series that challenges human adults to make comedy with technology. Every event starts like a party, morphs into a hackathon, and ends in a comedy show—capped with more partying. ABOUT | CULTIVATED WIT About Us. We are a comedy company. That’s likely over-simplified, but it’s cleaner than a long list of descriptors. We produce Comedy Hack Day, a collaborative explosion of creativity fueled by a community of amazing comedians, developers, and designers.We use the word “fun” a lot in these company bios, so come be our friend andsee if we mean it.
PROJECTS | CULTIVATED WIT A satirical product video for Comedy Hack Day seven winner,WellDeserved.
WHISKEY FRIDAY
Whiskey Friday. Whiskey Friday is a notoriously complicated concept: on Friday, drink whisk (e)y. When we worked at The Onion in NYC, every Friday around 5pm, employees would gather at the Art Director’s office. Partially, this is because he had a really nice office. Primarily, we gathered because he kept a bottle of Jameson in thereand he
NEED INSPIRATION? WATCH CARTOONS At this point in my life, a full-grown adult without any kids, publicly sharing the amount of cartoons I watch would either call into question my mental capacities or land me on a sexual predator watch list. So let's skip over that part. Instead, let me jump right tomaking
COMEDY HACK DAY
Comedy Hack Day is a hackathon series that we run. We bring developers and comedians together for a weekend to build hilarious apps and hardware, then they demo their projects to an audience in what’s pretty much the most nerdy and awesome comedy show we’ve everwitnessed.
YOUR EXCUSE SUCKS
Such was the case with Your Excuse Sucks. Fight For The Future said they wanted a social media campaign to shame non-voters in a funny, lighthearted way. The rest they really left to us. First we needed to identify the target. To us, the most illogical and offensive elements of not voting are the excuses people make for why they don’t vote. WELLDESERVED LAUNCH VIDEO You know those startup videos? The ones that explain a product as you see people laughing in parks and b-roll of the Golden Gate Bridge? We made one for the Comedy Hack Day seven winner–WellDeserved, the premier marketplace for unused privilege.BARATUNDE THURSTON
Baratunde Thurston is the president and company spokesmodel. He also holds the role of supervising producer of digital at The Daily Show, a television program you've perhaps heard of. He wrote the New York Times bestseller, How To Be Black, and served for five years as director of digital forFUCK YOU CONGRESS
To our great surprise, we realized the URL fuckyoucongress.com was sitting there totally unclaimed. So we snatched it up like a piece of prime real estate, and populated it with a site that is one part catharsis, one part education, one part inspiration, and three partsCULTIVATED WIT
Our traveling event series that challenges human adults to make comedy with technology. Every event starts like a party, morphs into a hackathon, and ends in a comedy show—capped with more partying. ABOUT | CULTIVATED WIT About Us. We are a comedy company. That’s likely over-simplified, but it’s cleaner than a long list of descriptors. We produce Comedy Hack Day, a collaborative explosion of creativity fueled by a community of amazing comedians, developers, and designers.We use the word “fun” a lot in these company bios, so come be our friend andsee if we mean it.
PROJECTS | CULTIVATED WIT A satirical product video for Comedy Hack Day seven winner,WellDeserved.
WHISKEY FRIDAY
Whiskey Friday. Whiskey Friday is a notoriously complicated concept: on Friday, drink whisk (e)y. When we worked at The Onion in NYC, every Friday around 5pm, employees would gather at the Art Director’s office. Partially, this is because he had a really nice office. Primarily, we gathered because he kept a bottle of Jameson in thereand he
NEED INSPIRATION? WATCH CARTOONS At this point in my life, a full-grown adult without any kids, publicly sharing the amount of cartoons I watch would either call into question my mental capacities or land me on a sexual predator watch list. So let's skip over that part. Instead, let me jump right tomaking
COMEDY HACK DAY
Comedy Hack Day is a hackathon series that we run. We bring developers and comedians together for a weekend to build hilarious apps and hardware, then they demo their projects to an audience in what’s pretty much the most nerdy and awesome comedy show we’ve everwitnessed.
YOUR EXCUSE SUCKS
Such was the case with Your Excuse Sucks. Fight For The Future said they wanted a social media campaign to shame non-voters in a funny, lighthearted way. The rest they really left to us. First we needed to identify the target. To us, the most illogical and offensive elements of not voting are the excuses people make for why they don’t vote. WELLDESERVED LAUNCH VIDEO You know those startup videos? The ones that explain a product as you see people laughing in parks and b-roll of the Golden Gate Bridge? We made one for the Comedy Hack Day seven winner–WellDeserved, the premier marketplace for unused privilege.BARATUNDE THURSTON
Baratunde Thurston is the president and company spokesmodel. He also holds the role of supervising producer of digital at The Daily Show, a television program you've perhaps heard of. He wrote the New York Times bestseller, How To Be Black, and served for five years as director of digital forFUCK YOU CONGRESS
To our great surprise, we realized the URL fuckyoucongress.com was sitting there totally unclaimed. So we snatched it up like a piece of prime real estate, and populated it with a site that is one part catharsis, one part education, one part inspiration, and three parts WELLDESERVED LAUNCH VIDEO You know those startup videos? The ones that explain a product as you see people laughing in parks and b-roll of the Golden Gate Bridge? We made one for the Comedy Hack Day seven winner–WellDeserved, the premier marketplace for unused privilege. THE OBSESSOR’S GUIDE TO HER It’s so much easier to obsess with the internet. If you like something a lot—a band, an athlete, a particular vegetable because you’re weird and play favorites with produce but it's 2014, and there are communities for everything including parsnips, so shut up—there exists nearly endless amounts of content regarding FUNDED | CULTIVATED WIT Funded is a 10 episode web series highlighting crowdfunding success stories. In partnership with AOL, we wrote, produced, and hosted the series, and only once we tried to hit somebody up for some of their extra Kickstarter money. DIGIPRESSIONS BEHIND WELLDESERVED Last week we published our first Comedy Hack Day product video. It looks like this: We’re thrilled that people like it. We had a blast making the thing and would’ve been happy with 5k plays so all of this is gravy, honestly. However, because we did get a bunch ofFUCK YOU CONGRESS
To our great surprise, we realized the URL fuckyoucongress.com was sitting there totally unclaimed. So we snatched it up like a piece of prime real estate, and populated it with a site that is one part catharsis, one part education, one part inspiration, and three partsBARATUNDE THURSTON
Baratunde Thurston is the president and company spokesmodel. He also holds the role of supervising producer of digital at The Daily Show, a television program you've perhaps heard of. He wrote the New York Times bestseller, How To Be Black, and served for five years as director of digital for BARATUNDE IS JOINING THE DAILY SHOW, I WILL HELM Comedy Central announced today that Baratunde will become the supervising producer for digital at The Daily Show. It’s news that Craig, Adam and I have been excited about since the moment Baratunde told us. Not excited like we wanted him gone, but excited like it’sCRAIG CANNON
Craig Cannon is product director and outdoorsman at large. Craig served as graphics editor for The Onion and campaign manager for the How To Be Black marketing campaign, contributing to the planning and largely implementing the digital strategy behind much of the book’s success. He’s a graduate of New YorkSARA COMMET
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MERGER MANIA
The Confetti Snorkel. When snorkeling, every return to the surface should be a celebration. So we’ve proposed this merger of plastic tubing and some tiny tissue paper to ensure that not drowning is rewarded with the pomp and circumstance it deserves.CULTIVATED WIT
Our traveling event series that challenges human adults to make comedy with technology. Every event starts like a party, morphs into a hackathon, and ends in a comedy show—capped with more partying. ABOUT | CULTIVATED WIT About Us. We are a comedy company. That’s likely over-simplified, but it’s cleaner than a long list of descriptors. We produce Comedy Hack Day, a collaborative explosion of creativity fueled by a community of amazing comedians, developers, and designers.We use the word “fun” a lot in these company bios, so come be our friend andsee if we mean it.
BLOG | CULTIVATED WIT | WE MAKE FUN Last week we published our first Comedy Hack Day product video. It looks like this: We’re thrilled that people like it. We had a blast making the thing and would’ve beenWHISKEY FRIDAY
Whiskey Friday. Whiskey Friday is a notoriously complicated concept: on Friday, drink whisk (e)y. When we worked at The Onion in NYC, every Friday around 5pm, employees would gather at the Art Director’s office. Partially, this is because he had a really nice office. Primarily, we gathered because he kept a bottle of Jameson in thereand he
NEED INSPIRATION? WATCH CARTOONS At this point in my life, a full-grown adult without any kids, publicly sharing the amount of cartoons I watch would either call into question my mental capacities or land me on a sexual predator watch list. So let's skip over that part. Instead, let me jump right tomaking
CULTIVATEDWIT
If you’re seeing this post, it’s likely you are already familiar with Whiskey Friday (aka #whiskeyfriday). However, the sad truth is that many less fortunate whiskey-drinking souls are not. DIGIPRESSIONS BEHIND WELLDESERVED Last week we published our first Comedy Hack Day product video. It looks like this: We’re thrilled that people like it. We had a blast making the thing and would’ve been happy with 5k plays so all of this is gravy, honestly. However, because we did get a bunch ofBARATUNDE THURSTON
Baratunde Thurston is the president and company spokesmodel. He also holds the role of supervising producer of digital at The Daily Show, a television program you've perhaps heard of. He wrote the New York Times bestseller, How To Be Black, and served for five years as director of digital for BARATUNDE IS JOINING THE DAILY SHOW, I WILL HELM Comedy Central announced today that Baratunde will become the supervising producer for digital at The Daily Show. It’s news that Craig, Adam and I have been excited about since the moment Baratunde told us. Not excited like we wanted him gone, but excited like it’sMERGER MANIA
When we joined forces with design and animation studio I Shot Him we weren't going to issue some boring-ass press release. No, sir. Instead, we ordered a Mergetron 9000 and began imagining an entireCULTIVATED WIT
Our traveling event series that challenges human adults to make comedy with technology. Every event starts like a party, morphs into a hackathon, and ends in a comedy show—capped with more partying. ABOUT | CULTIVATED WIT About Us. We are a comedy company. That’s likely over-simplified, but it’s cleaner than a long list of descriptors. We produce Comedy Hack Day, a collaborative explosion of creativity fueled by a community of amazing comedians, developers, and designers.We use the word “fun” a lot in these company bios, so come be our friend andsee if we mean it.
BLOG | CULTIVATED WIT | WE MAKE FUN Last week we published our first Comedy Hack Day product video. It looks like this: We’re thrilled that people like it. We had a blast making the thing and would’ve beenWHISKEY FRIDAY
Whiskey Friday. Whiskey Friday is a notoriously complicated concept: on Friday, drink whisk (e)y. When we worked at The Onion in NYC, every Friday around 5pm, employees would gather at the Art Director’s office. Partially, this is because he had a really nice office. Primarily, we gathered because he kept a bottle of Jameson in thereand he
NEED INSPIRATION? WATCH CARTOONS At this point in my life, a full-grown adult without any kids, publicly sharing the amount of cartoons I watch would either call into question my mental capacities or land me on a sexual predator watch list. So let's skip over that part. Instead, let me jump right tomaking
CULTIVATEDWIT
If you’re seeing this post, it’s likely you are already familiar with Whiskey Friday (aka #whiskeyfriday). However, the sad truth is that many less fortunate whiskey-drinking souls are not. DIGIPRESSIONS BEHIND WELLDESERVED Last week we published our first Comedy Hack Day product video. It looks like this: We’re thrilled that people like it. We had a blast making the thing and would’ve been happy with 5k plays so all of this is gravy, honestly. However, because we did get a bunch ofBARATUNDE THURSTON
Baratunde Thurston is the president and company spokesmodel. He also holds the role of supervising producer of digital at The Daily Show, a television program you've perhaps heard of. He wrote the New York Times bestseller, How To Be Black, and served for five years as director of digital for BARATUNDE IS JOINING THE DAILY SHOW, I WILL HELM Comedy Central announced today that Baratunde will become the supervising producer for digital at The Daily Show. It’s news that Craig, Adam and I have been excited about since the moment Baratunde told us. Not excited like we wanted him gone, but excited like it’sMERGER MANIA
When we joined forces with design and animation studio I Shot Him we weren't going to issue some boring-ass press release. No, sir. Instead, we ordered a Mergetron 9000 and began imagining an entireCULTIVATEDWIT
If you’re seeing this post, it’s likely you are already familiar with Whiskey Friday (aka #whiskeyfriday). However, the sad truth is that many less fortunate whiskey-drinking souls are not. THE OBSESSOR’S GUIDE TO HER It’s so much easier to obsess with the internet. If you like something a lot—a band, an athlete, a particular vegetable because you’re weird and play favorites with produce but it's 2014, and there are communities for everything including parsnips, so shut up—there exists nearly endless amounts of content regardingYOUR EXCUSE SUCKS
Such was the case with Your Excuse Sucks. Fight For The Future said they wanted a social media campaign to shame non-voters in a funny, lighthearted way. The rest they really left to us. First we needed to identify the target. To us, the most illogical and offensive elements of not voting are the excuses people make for why they don’t vote.BARATUNDE THURSTON
Baratunde Thurston is the president and company spokesmodel. He also holds the role of supervising producer of digital at The Daily Show, a television program you've perhaps heard of. He wrote the New York Times bestseller, How To Be Black, and served for five years as director of digital for THE REAL, ACTUAL, LIVING/BREATHING HUMAN BEING THAT IS TIM Tim Hwang builds bots that try to trick you into believing they are real. Sorry, that’s a frightening way of introducing somebody. Tim Hwang wants to have fun, saveBRIAN JANOSCH
Brian Janosch is CEO, creative director, and resident expert in beer and cheese. Brian has held several titles in media and comedy including writing, editing, project managing, product developing, web strategizing, and gerunding. Brian still contributes to The Onion, where he previously worked for four years as deputy managing editor TRUTH FOR HUMANITY REVEALED AT COMEDY HACK DAY It only took three Comedy Hack Days to finally expose the truth. The MIT Media Lab played host to this weekend’s hackathon, which brought together 14 teams of comedians and developers in a contest to crown the most hilarious app, site, or musical toilet. The five-person teamthat called itself
A ROOSTER SAYS “SAVINGS!”: THE STORY OF VENTURE BARN Now that Comedy Hack Day is a glimmer in the rearview mirror of our gold-plated Tesla, it’s time we discuss something very serious and dear to our heart: Venture Barn. As a rather soft promotional stunt for Comedy Hack Day, I had the idea to print and distribute some neon flyers for some non-existant startup or tech entity, then distribute them during SF Sketchfest. CULTIVATED WIT GROWS 66 PERCENT IN ONE BLOG POST. IT’S A blog about creativity, technology, & humor. Cultivated Wit Grows 66 Percent In One Blog Post. It’s Merger Mania! Baratunde Thurston. February 25, 2014. We’ve always been a company of overlapping skills and interests. “And” was part of our founding. Comedy and technology. Agency and content and events and products. WANT TO TRACK SECRET U.S. DRONE STRIKES FROM THE PALM OF Back in September 2012, I tweeted about Apple’s third-time rejection of Drones+, an iOS app that displayed reports of killings by U.S.-operated unmanned aerial vehicles. The app’s creator, Josh Begley, emailed to thank me for the tweet, and thus began an occasional electronic messaging relationship about data, hackathons,and robot
CULTIVATED WIT
Our traveling event series that challenges human adults to make comedy with technology. Every event starts like a party, morphs into a hackathon, and ends in a comedy show—capped with more partying. ABOUT | CULTIVATED WIT About Us. We are a comedy company. That’s likely over-simplified, but it’s cleaner than a long list of descriptors. We produce Comedy Hack Day, a collaborative explosion of creativity fueled by a community of amazing comedians, developers, and designers.We use the word “fun” a lot in these company bios, so come be our friend andsee if we mean it.
BLOG | CULTIVATED WIT | WE MAKE FUN Last week we published our first Comedy Hack Day product video. It looks like this: We’re thrilled that people like it. We had a blast making the thing and would’ve beenWHISKEY FRIDAY
Whiskey Friday. Whiskey Friday is a notoriously complicated concept: on Friday, drink whisk (e)y. When we worked at The Onion in NYC, every Friday around 5pm, employees would gather at the Art Director’s office. Partially, this is because he had a really nice office. Primarily, we gathered because he kept a bottle of Jameson in thereand he
NEED INSPIRATION? WATCH CARTOONS At this point in my life, a full-grown adult without any kids, publicly sharing the amount of cartoons I watch would either call into question my mental capacities or land me on a sexual predator watch list. So let's skip over that part. Instead, let me jump right tomaking
CULTIVATEDWIT
If you’re seeing this post, it’s likely you are already familiar with Whiskey Friday (aka #whiskeyfriday). However, the sad truth is that many less fortunate whiskey-drinking souls are not. DIGIPRESSIONS BEHIND WELLDESERVED Last week we published our first Comedy Hack Day product video. It looks like this: We’re thrilled that people like it. We had a blast making the thing and would’ve been happy with 5k plays so all of this is gravy, honestly. However, because we did get a bunch ofBARATUNDE THURSTON
Baratunde Thurston is the president and company spokesmodel. He also holds the role of supervising producer of digital at The Daily Show, a television program you've perhaps heard of. He wrote the New York Times bestseller, How To Be Black, and served for five years as director of digital for BARATUNDE IS JOINING THE DAILY SHOW, I WILL HELM Comedy Central announced today that Baratunde will become the supervising producer for digital at The Daily Show. It’s news that Craig, Adam and I have been excited about since the moment Baratunde told us. Not excited like we wanted him gone, but excited like it’sMERGER MANIA
When we joined forces with design and animation studio I Shot Him we weren't going to issue some boring-ass press release. No, sir. Instead, we ordered a Mergetron 9000 and began imagining an entireCULTIVATED WIT
Our traveling event series that challenges human adults to make comedy with technology. Every event starts like a party, morphs into a hackathon, and ends in a comedy show—capped with more partying. ABOUT | CULTIVATED WIT About Us. We are a comedy company. That’s likely over-simplified, but it’s cleaner than a long list of descriptors. We produce Comedy Hack Day, a collaborative explosion of creativity fueled by a community of amazing comedians, developers, and designers.We use the word “fun” a lot in these company bios, so come be our friend andsee if we mean it.
BLOG | CULTIVATED WIT | WE MAKE FUN Last week we published our first Comedy Hack Day product video. It looks like this: We’re thrilled that people like it. We had a blast making the thing and would’ve beenWHISKEY FRIDAY
Whiskey Friday. Whiskey Friday is a notoriously complicated concept: on Friday, drink whisk (e)y. When we worked at The Onion in NYC, every Friday around 5pm, employees would gather at the Art Director’s office. Partially, this is because he had a really nice office. Primarily, we gathered because he kept a bottle of Jameson in thereand he
NEED INSPIRATION? WATCH CARTOONS At this point in my life, a full-grown adult without any kids, publicly sharing the amount of cartoons I watch would either call into question my mental capacities or land me on a sexual predator watch list. So let's skip over that part. Instead, let me jump right tomaking
CULTIVATEDWIT
If you’re seeing this post, it’s likely you are already familiar with Whiskey Friday (aka #whiskeyfriday). However, the sad truth is that many less fortunate whiskey-drinking souls are not. DIGIPRESSIONS BEHIND WELLDESERVED Last week we published our first Comedy Hack Day product video. It looks like this: We’re thrilled that people like it. We had a blast making the thing and would’ve been happy with 5k plays so all of this is gravy, honestly. However, because we did get a bunch ofBARATUNDE THURSTON
Baratunde Thurston is the president and company spokesmodel. He also holds the role of supervising producer of digital at The Daily Show, a television program you've perhaps heard of. He wrote the New York Times bestseller, How To Be Black, and served for five years as director of digital for BARATUNDE IS JOINING THE DAILY SHOW, I WILL HELM Comedy Central announced today that Baratunde will become the supervising producer for digital at The Daily Show. It’s news that Craig, Adam and I have been excited about since the moment Baratunde told us. Not excited like we wanted him gone, but excited like it’sMERGER MANIA
When we joined forces with design and animation studio I Shot Him we weren't going to issue some boring-ass press release. No, sir. Instead, we ordered a Mergetron 9000 and began imagining an entireCULTIVATEDWIT
If you’re seeing this post, it’s likely you are already familiar with Whiskey Friday (aka #whiskeyfriday). However, the sad truth is that many less fortunate whiskey-drinking souls are not. THE OBSESSOR’S GUIDE TO HER It’s so much easier to obsess with the internet. If you like something a lot—a band, an athlete, a particular vegetable because you’re weird and play favorites with produce but it's 2014, and there are communities for everything including parsnips, so shut up—there exists nearly endless amounts of content regardingYOUR EXCUSE SUCKS
Such was the case with Your Excuse Sucks. Fight For The Future said they wanted a social media campaign to shame non-voters in a funny, lighthearted way. The rest they really left to us. First we needed to identify the target. To us, the most illogical and offensive elements of not voting are the excuses people make for why they don’t vote.BARATUNDE THURSTON
Baratunde Thurston is the president and company spokesmodel. He also holds the role of supervising producer of digital at The Daily Show, a television program you've perhaps heard of. He wrote the New York Times bestseller, How To Be Black, and served for five years as director of digital for THE REAL, ACTUAL, LIVING/BREATHING HUMAN BEING THAT IS TIM Tim Hwang builds bots that try to trick you into believing they are real. Sorry, that’s a frightening way of introducing somebody. Tim Hwang wants to have fun, saveBRIAN JANOSCH
Brian Janosch is CEO, creative director, and resident expert in beer and cheese. Brian has held several titles in media and comedy including writing, editing, project managing, product developing, web strategizing, and gerunding. Brian still contributes to The Onion, where he previously worked for four years as deputy managing editor TRUTH FOR HUMANITY REVEALED AT COMEDY HACK DAY It only took three Comedy Hack Days to finally expose the truth. The MIT Media Lab played host to this weekend’s hackathon, which brought together 14 teams of comedians and developers in a contest to crown the most hilarious app, site, or musical toilet. The five-person teamthat called itself
A ROOSTER SAYS “SAVINGS!”: THE STORY OF VENTURE BARN Now that Comedy Hack Day is a glimmer in the rearview mirror of our gold-plated Tesla, it’s time we discuss something very serious and dear to our heart: Venture Barn. As a rather soft promotional stunt for Comedy Hack Day, I had the idea to print and distribute some neon flyers for some non-existant startup or tech entity, then distribute them during SF Sketchfest. CULTIVATED WIT GROWS 66 PERCENT IN ONE BLOG POST. IT’S A blog about creativity, technology, & humor. Cultivated Wit Grows 66 Percent In One Blog Post. It’s Merger Mania! Baratunde Thurston. February 25, 2014. We’ve always been a company of overlapping skills and interests. “And” was part of our founding. Comedy and technology. Agency and content and events and products. WANT TO TRACK SECRET U.S. DRONE STRIKES FROM THE PALM OF Back in September 2012, I tweeted about Apple’s third-time rejection of Drones+, an iOS app that displayed reports of killings by U.S.-operated unmanned aerial vehicles. The app’s creator, Josh Begley, emailed to thank me for the tweet, and thus began an occasional electronic messaging relationship about data, hackathons,and robot
CULTIVATED WIT
Our traveling event series that challenges human adults to make comedy with technology. Every event starts like a party, morphs into a hackathon, and ends in a comedy show—capped with more partying. ABOUT | CULTIVATED WIT About Us. We are a comedy company. That’s likely over-simplified, but it’s cleaner than a long list of descriptors. We produce Comedy Hack Day, a collaborative explosion of creativity fueled by a community of amazing comedians, developers, and designers.We use the word “fun” a lot in these company bios, so come be our friend andsee if we mean it.
BLOG | CULTIVATED WIT | WE MAKE FUN Last week we published our first Comedy Hack Day product video. It looks like this: We’re thrilled that people like it. We had a blast making the thing and would’ve beenWHISKEY FRIDAY
Whiskey Friday. Whiskey Friday is a notoriously complicated concept: on Friday, drink whisk (e)y. When we worked at The Onion in NYC, every Friday around 5pm, employees would gather at the Art Director’s office. Partially, this is because he had a really nice office. Primarily, we gathered because he kept a bottle of Jameson in thereand he
NEED INSPIRATION? WATCH CARTOONS At this point in my life, a full-grown adult without any kids, publicly sharing the amount of cartoons I watch would either call into question my mental capacities or land me on a sexual predator watch list. So let's skip over that part. Instead, let me jump right tomaking
CULTIVATEDWIT
If you’re seeing this post, it’s likely you are already familiar with Whiskey Friday (aka #whiskeyfriday). However, the sad truth is that many less fortunate whiskey-drinking souls are not. DIGIPRESSIONS BEHIND WELLDESERVED Last week we published our first Comedy Hack Day product video. It looks like this: We’re thrilled that people like it. We had a blast making the thing and would’ve been happy with 5k plays so all of this is gravy, honestly. However, because we did get a bunch ofBARATUNDE THURSTON
Baratunde Thurston is the president and company spokesmodel. He also holds the role of supervising producer of digital at The Daily Show, a television program you've perhaps heard of. He wrote the New York Times bestseller, How To Be Black, and served for five years as director of digital for BARATUNDE IS JOINING THE DAILY SHOW, I WILL HELM Comedy Central announced today that Baratunde will become the supervising producer for digital at The Daily Show. It’s news that Craig, Adam and I have been excited about since the moment Baratunde told us. Not excited like we wanted him gone, but excited like it’sMERGER MANIA
When we joined forces with design and animation studio I Shot Him we weren't going to issue some boring-ass press release. No, sir. Instead, we ordered a Mergetron 9000 and began imagining an entireCULTIVATED WIT
Our traveling event series that challenges human adults to make comedy with technology. Every event starts like a party, morphs into a hackathon, and ends in a comedy show—capped with more partying. ABOUT | CULTIVATED WIT About Us. We are a comedy company. That’s likely over-simplified, but it’s cleaner than a long list of descriptors. We produce Comedy Hack Day, a collaborative explosion of creativity fueled by a community of amazing comedians, developers, and designers.We use the word “fun” a lot in these company bios, so come be our friend andsee if we mean it.
BLOG | CULTIVATED WIT | WE MAKE FUN Last week we published our first Comedy Hack Day product video. It looks like this: We’re thrilled that people like it. We had a blast making the thing and would’ve beenWHISKEY FRIDAY
Whiskey Friday. Whiskey Friday is a notoriously complicated concept: on Friday, drink whisk (e)y. When we worked at The Onion in NYC, every Friday around 5pm, employees would gather at the Art Director’s office. Partially, this is because he had a really nice office. Primarily, we gathered because he kept a bottle of Jameson in thereand he
NEED INSPIRATION? WATCH CARTOONS At this point in my life, a full-grown adult without any kids, publicly sharing the amount of cartoons I watch would either call into question my mental capacities or land me on a sexual predator watch list. So let's skip over that part. Instead, let me jump right tomaking
CULTIVATEDWIT
If you’re seeing this post, it’s likely you are already familiar with Whiskey Friday (aka #whiskeyfriday). However, the sad truth is that many less fortunate whiskey-drinking souls are not. DIGIPRESSIONS BEHIND WELLDESERVED Last week we published our first Comedy Hack Day product video. It looks like this: We’re thrilled that people like it. We had a blast making the thing and would’ve been happy with 5k plays so all of this is gravy, honestly. However, because we did get a bunch ofBARATUNDE THURSTON
Baratunde Thurston is the president and company spokesmodel. He also holds the role of supervising producer of digital at The Daily Show, a television program you've perhaps heard of. He wrote the New York Times bestseller, How To Be Black, and served for five years as director of digital for BARATUNDE IS JOINING THE DAILY SHOW, I WILL HELM Comedy Central announced today that Baratunde will become the supervising producer for digital at The Daily Show. It’s news that Craig, Adam and I have been excited about since the moment Baratunde told us. Not excited like we wanted him gone, but excited like it’sMERGER MANIA
When we joined forces with design and animation studio I Shot Him we weren't going to issue some boring-ass press release. No, sir. Instead, we ordered a Mergetron 9000 and began imagining an entireCULTIVATEDWIT
If you’re seeing this post, it’s likely you are already familiar with Whiskey Friday (aka #whiskeyfriday). However, the sad truth is that many less fortunate whiskey-drinking souls are not. THE OBSESSOR’S GUIDE TO HER It’s so much easier to obsess with the internet. If you like something a lot—a band, an athlete, a particular vegetable because you’re weird and play favorites with produce but it's 2014, and there are communities for everything including parsnips, so shut up—there exists nearly endless amounts of content regardingYOUR EXCUSE SUCKS
Such was the case with Your Excuse Sucks. Fight For The Future said they wanted a social media campaign to shame non-voters in a funny, lighthearted way. The rest they really left to us. First we needed to identify the target. To us, the most illogical and offensive elements of not voting are the excuses people make for why they don’t vote.BARATUNDE THURSTON
Baratunde Thurston is the president and company spokesmodel. He also holds the role of supervising producer of digital at The Daily Show, a television program you've perhaps heard of. He wrote the New York Times bestseller, How To Be Black, and served for five years as director of digital for THE REAL, ACTUAL, LIVING/BREATHING HUMAN BEING THAT IS TIM Tim Hwang builds bots that try to trick you into believing they are real. Sorry, that’s a frightening way of introducing somebody. Tim Hwang wants to have fun, saveBRIAN JANOSCH
Brian Janosch is CEO, creative director, and resident expert in beer and cheese. Brian has held several titles in media and comedy including writing, editing, project managing, product developing, web strategizing, and gerunding. Brian still contributes to The Onion, where he previously worked for four years as deputy managing editor TRUTH FOR HUMANITY REVEALED AT COMEDY HACK DAY It only took three Comedy Hack Days to finally expose the truth. The MIT Media Lab played host to this weekend’s hackathon, which brought together 14 teams of comedians and developers in a contest to crown the most hilarious app, site, or musical toilet. The five-person teamthat called itself
A ROOSTER SAYS “SAVINGS!”: THE STORY OF VENTURE BARN Now that Comedy Hack Day is a glimmer in the rearview mirror of our gold-plated Tesla, it’s time we discuss something very serious and dear to our heart: Venture Barn. As a rather soft promotional stunt for Comedy Hack Day, I had the idea to print and distribute some neon flyers for some non-existant startup or tech entity, then distribute them during SF Sketchfest. CULTIVATED WIT GROWS 66 PERCENT IN ONE BLOG POST. IT’S A blog about creativity, technology, & humor. Cultivated Wit Grows 66 Percent In One Blog Post. It’s Merger Mania! Baratunde Thurston. February 25, 2014. We’ve always been a company of overlapping skills and interests. “And” was part of our founding. Comedy and technology. Agency and content and events and products. WANT TO TRACK SECRET U.S. DRONE STRIKES FROM THE PALM OF Back in September 2012, I tweeted about Apple’s third-time rejection of Drones+, an iOS app that displayed reports of killings by U.S.-operated unmanned aerial vehicles. The app’s creator, Josh Begley, emailed to thank me for the tweet, and thus began an occasional electronic messaging relationship about data, hackathons,and robot
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Our traveling event series that challenges human adults to make comedy with technology. Every event starts like a party, morphs into a hackathon, and ends in a comedy show—capped with more partying. PROJECTS | CULTIVATED WIT A satirical product video for Comedy Hack Day seven winner,WellDeserved.
ABOUT | CULTIVATED WIT About Us. We are a comedy company. That’s likely over-simplified, but it’s cleaner than a long list of descriptors. We produce Comedy Hack Day, a collaborative explosion of creativity fueled by a community of amazing comedians, developers, and designers.We use the word “fun” a lot in these company bios, so come be our friend andsee if we mean it.
WHISKEY FRIDAY
Whiskey Friday. Whiskey Friday is a notoriously complicated concept: on Friday, drink whisk (e)y. When we worked at The Onion in NYC, every Friday around 5pm, employees would gather at the Art Director’s office. Partially, this is because he had a really nice office. Primarily, we gathered because he kept a bottle of Jameson in thereand he
NEED INSPIRATION? WATCH CARTOONS At this point in my life, a full-grown adult without any kids, publicly sharing the amount of cartoons I watch would either call into question my mental capacities or land me on a sexual predator watch list. So let's skip over that part. Instead, let me jump right tomaking
COMEDY HACK DAY
Comedy Hack Day is a hackathon series that we run. We bring developers and comedians together for a weekend to build hilarious apps and hardware, then they demo their projects to an audience in what’s pretty much the most nerdy and awesome comedy show we’ve everwitnessed.
YOUR EXCUSE SUCKS
Such was the case with Your Excuse Sucks. Fight For The Future said they wanted a social media campaign to shame non-voters in a funny, lighthearted way. The rest they really left to us. First we needed to identify the target. To us, the most illogical and offensive elements of not voting are the excuses people make for why they don’t vote. WELLDESERVED LAUNCH VIDEO You know those startup videos? The ones that explain a product as you see people laughing in parks and b-roll of the Golden Gate Bridge? We made one for the Comedy Hack Day seven winner–WellDeserved, the premier marketplace for unused privilege.BARATUNDE THURSTON
Baratunde Thurston is the president and company spokesmodel. He also holds the role of supervising producer of digital at The Daily Show, a television program you've perhaps heard of. He wrote the New York Times bestseller, How To Be Black, and served for five years as director of digital forFUCK YOU CONGRESS
To our great surprise, we realized the URL fuckyoucongress.com was sitting there totally unclaimed. So we snatched it up like a piece of prime real estate, and populated it with a site that is one part catharsis, one part education, one part inspiration, and three partsCULTIVATED WIT
Our traveling event series that challenges human adults to make comedy with technology. Every event starts like a party, morphs into a hackathon, and ends in a comedy show—capped with more partying. PROJECTS | CULTIVATED WIT A satirical product video for Comedy Hack Day seven winner,WellDeserved.
ABOUT | CULTIVATED WIT About Us. We are a comedy company. That’s likely over-simplified, but it’s cleaner than a long list of descriptors. We produce Comedy Hack Day, a collaborative explosion of creativity fueled by a community of amazing comedians, developers, and designers.We use the word “fun” a lot in these company bios, so come be our friend andsee if we mean it.
WHISKEY FRIDAY
Whiskey Friday. Whiskey Friday is a notoriously complicated concept: on Friday, drink whisk (e)y. When we worked at The Onion in NYC, every Friday around 5pm, employees would gather at the Art Director’s office. Partially, this is because he had a really nice office. Primarily, we gathered because he kept a bottle of Jameson in thereand he
NEED INSPIRATION? WATCH CARTOONS At this point in my life, a full-grown adult without any kids, publicly sharing the amount of cartoons I watch would either call into question my mental capacities or land me on a sexual predator watch list. So let's skip over that part. Instead, let me jump right tomaking
COMEDY HACK DAY
Comedy Hack Day is a hackathon series that we run. We bring developers and comedians together for a weekend to build hilarious apps and hardware, then they demo their projects to an audience in what’s pretty much the most nerdy and awesome comedy show we’ve everwitnessed.
YOUR EXCUSE SUCKS
Such was the case with Your Excuse Sucks. Fight For The Future said they wanted a social media campaign to shame non-voters in a funny, lighthearted way. The rest they really left to us. First we needed to identify the target. To us, the most illogical and offensive elements of not voting are the excuses people make for why they don’t vote. WELLDESERVED LAUNCH VIDEO You know those startup videos? The ones that explain a product as you see people laughing in parks and b-roll of the Golden Gate Bridge? We made one for the Comedy Hack Day seven winner–WellDeserved, the premier marketplace for unused privilege.BARATUNDE THURSTON
Baratunde Thurston is the president and company spokesmodel. He also holds the role of supervising producer of digital at The Daily Show, a television program you've perhaps heard of. He wrote the New York Times bestseller, How To Be Black, and served for five years as director of digital forFUCK YOU CONGRESS
To our great surprise, we realized the URL fuckyoucongress.com was sitting there totally unclaimed. So we snatched it up like a piece of prime real estate, and populated it with a site that is one part catharsis, one part education, one part inspiration, and three parts FUNDED | CULTIVATED WIT Funded is a 10 episode web series highlighting crowdfunding success stories. In partnership with AOL, we wrote, produced, and hosted the series, and only once we tried to hit somebody up for some of their extra Kickstarter money. WELLDESERVED LAUNCH VIDEO You know those startup videos? The ones that explain a product as you see people laughing in parks and b-roll of the Golden Gate Bridge? We made one for the Comedy Hack Day seven winner–WellDeserved, the premier marketplace for unused privilege.CULTIVATEDWIT
If you’re seeing this post, it’s likely you are already familiar with Whiskey Friday (aka #whiskeyfriday). However, the sad truth is that many less fortunate whiskey-drinking souls are not.FUCK YOU CONGRESS
To our great surprise, we realized the URL fuckyoucongress.com was sitting there totally unclaimed. So we snatched it up like a piece of prime real estate, and populated it with a site that is one part catharsis, one part education, one part inspiration, and three parts MIKE JETER | CULTIVATED WIT Mike Jeter is the visual creative director and consistent purveyor of 4th grade toilet humor. In addition to bringing up the company’s average height by two inches, Mike previously founded and directed the award-winning design studio I Shot Him. He is an illustrator, designer, storyteller, and prefers to use his DIGIPRESSIONS BEHIND WELLDESERVED Last week we published our first Comedy Hack Day product video. It looks like this: We’re thrilled that people like it. We had a blast making the thing and would’ve been happy with 5k plays so all of this is gravy, honestly. However, because we did get a bunch ofADAM PETERSON
Adam Peterson is interactive and motion director, and serves as Cultivated Wit’s chief ambassador to Utah. An accomplished animator and programmer, Adam lords over pixels and forces them to do his bidding. He previously worked with Mike at I Shot Him, building acclaimed web sites and bringing stories to BARATUNDE IS JOINING THE DAILY SHOW, I WILL HELM Comedy Central announced today that Baratunde will become the supervising producer for digital at The Daily Show. It’s news that Craig, Adam and I have been excited about since the moment Baratunde told us. Not excited like we wanted him gone, but excited like it’sCRAIG CANNON
Craig Cannon is product director and outdoorsman at large. Craig served as graphics editor for The Onion and campaign manager for the How To Be Black marketing campaign, contributing to the planning and largely implementing the digital strategy behind much of the book’s success. He’s a graduate of New YorkERIN SCOTTBERG
Erin's words All things that Erin thinks are NEAT. Erin Scottberg.COMMUNICATE AT US
CULTIVATED WIT
Our traveling event series that challenges human adults to make comedy with technology. Every event starts like a party, morphs into a hackathon, and ends in a comedy show—capped with more partying. PROJECTS | CULTIVATED WIT A satirical product video for Comedy Hack Day seven winner,WellDeserved.
ABOUT | CULTIVATED WIT About Us. We are a comedy company. That’s likely over-simplified, but it’s cleaner than a long list of descriptors. We produce Comedy Hack Day, a collaborative explosion of creativity fueled by a community of amazing comedians, developers, and designers.We use the word “fun” a lot in these company bios, so come be our friend andsee if we mean it.
WHISKEY FRIDAY
Whiskey Friday. Whiskey Friday is a notoriously complicated concept: on Friday, drink whisk (e)y. When we worked at The Onion in NYC, every Friday around 5pm, employees would gather at the Art Director’s office. Partially, this is because he had a really nice office. Primarily, we gathered because he kept a bottle of Jameson in thereand he
NEED INSPIRATION? WATCH CARTOONS At this point in my life, a full-grown adult without any kids, publicly sharing the amount of cartoons I watch would either call into question my mental capacities or land me on a sexual predator watch list. So let's skip over that part. Instead, let me jump right tomaking
COMEDY HACK DAY
Comedy Hack Day is a hackathon series that we run. We bring developers and comedians together for a weekend to build hilarious apps and hardware, then they demo their projects to an audience in what’s pretty much the most nerdy and awesome comedy show we’ve everwitnessed.
YOUR EXCUSE SUCKS
Such was the case with Your Excuse Sucks. Fight For The Future said they wanted a social media campaign to shame non-voters in a funny, lighthearted way. The rest they really left to us. First we needed to identify the target. To us, the most illogical and offensive elements of not voting are the excuses people make for why they don’t vote. WELLDESERVED LAUNCH VIDEO You know those startup videos? The ones that explain a product as you see people laughing in parks and b-roll of the Golden Gate Bridge? We made one for the Comedy Hack Day seven winner–WellDeserved, the premier marketplace for unused privilege.BARATUNDE THURSTON
Baratunde Thurston is the president and company spokesmodel. He also holds the role of supervising producer of digital at The Daily Show, a television program you've perhaps heard of. He wrote the New York Times bestseller, How To Be Black, and served for five years as director of digital forFUCK YOU CONGRESS
To our great surprise, we realized the URL fuckyoucongress.com was sitting there totally unclaimed. So we snatched it up like a piece of prime real estate, and populated it with a site that is one part catharsis, one part education, one part inspiration, and three partsCULTIVATED WIT
Our traveling event series that challenges human adults to make comedy with technology. Every event starts like a party, morphs into a hackathon, and ends in a comedy show—capped with more partying. PROJECTS | CULTIVATED WIT A satirical product video for Comedy Hack Day seven winner,WellDeserved.
ABOUT | CULTIVATED WIT About Us. We are a comedy company. That’s likely over-simplified, but it’s cleaner than a long list of descriptors. We produce Comedy Hack Day, a collaborative explosion of creativity fueled by a community of amazing comedians, developers, and designers.We use the word “fun” a lot in these company bios, so come be our friend andsee if we mean it.
WHISKEY FRIDAY
Whiskey Friday. Whiskey Friday is a notoriously complicated concept: on Friday, drink whisk (e)y. When we worked at The Onion in NYC, every Friday around 5pm, employees would gather at the Art Director’s office. Partially, this is because he had a really nice office. Primarily, we gathered because he kept a bottle of Jameson in thereand he
NEED INSPIRATION? WATCH CARTOONS At this point in my life, a full-grown adult without any kids, publicly sharing the amount of cartoons I watch would either call into question my mental capacities or land me on a sexual predator watch list. So let's skip over that part. Instead, let me jump right tomaking
COMEDY HACK DAY
Comedy Hack Day is a hackathon series that we run. We bring developers and comedians together for a weekend to build hilarious apps and hardware, then they demo their projects to an audience in what’s pretty much the most nerdy and awesome comedy show we’ve everwitnessed.
YOUR EXCUSE SUCKS
Such was the case with Your Excuse Sucks. Fight For The Future said they wanted a social media campaign to shame non-voters in a funny, lighthearted way. The rest they really left to us. First we needed to identify the target. To us, the most illogical and offensive elements of not voting are the excuses people make for why they don’t vote. WELLDESERVED LAUNCH VIDEO You know those startup videos? The ones that explain a product as you see people laughing in parks and b-roll of the Golden Gate Bridge? We made one for the Comedy Hack Day seven winner–WellDeserved, the premier marketplace for unused privilege.BARATUNDE THURSTON
Baratunde Thurston is the president and company spokesmodel. He also holds the role of supervising producer of digital at The Daily Show, a television program you've perhaps heard of. He wrote the New York Times bestseller, How To Be Black, and served for five years as director of digital forFUCK YOU CONGRESS
To our great surprise, we realized the URL fuckyoucongress.com was sitting there totally unclaimed. So we snatched it up like a piece of prime real estate, and populated it with a site that is one part catharsis, one part education, one part inspiration, and three parts FUNDED | CULTIVATED WIT Funded is a 10 episode web series highlighting crowdfunding success stories. In partnership with AOL, we wrote, produced, and hosted the series, and only once we tried to hit somebody up for some of their extra Kickstarter money. WELLDESERVED LAUNCH VIDEO You know those startup videos? The ones that explain a product as you see people laughing in parks and b-roll of the Golden Gate Bridge? We made one for the Comedy Hack Day seven winner–WellDeserved, the premier marketplace for unused privilege.CULTIVATEDWIT
If you’re seeing this post, it’s likely you are already familiar with Whiskey Friday (aka #whiskeyfriday). However, the sad truth is that many less fortunate whiskey-drinking souls are not.FUCK YOU CONGRESS
To our great surprise, we realized the URL fuckyoucongress.com was sitting there totally unclaimed. So we snatched it up like a piece of prime real estate, and populated it with a site that is one part catharsis, one part education, one part inspiration, and three parts MIKE JETER | CULTIVATED WIT Mike Jeter is the visual creative director and consistent purveyor of 4th grade toilet humor. In addition to bringing up the company’s average height by two inches, Mike previously founded and directed the award-winning design studio I Shot Him. He is an illustrator, designer, storyteller, and prefers to use his DIGIPRESSIONS BEHIND WELLDESERVED Last week we published our first Comedy Hack Day product video. It looks like this: We’re thrilled that people like it. We had a blast making the thing and would’ve been happy with 5k plays so all of this is gravy, honestly. However, because we did get a bunch ofADAM PETERSON
Adam Peterson is interactive and motion director, and serves as Cultivated Wit’s chief ambassador to Utah. An accomplished animator and programmer, Adam lords over pixels and forces them to do his bidding. He previously worked with Mike at I Shot Him, building acclaimed web sites and bringing stories to BARATUNDE IS JOINING THE DAILY SHOW, I WILL HELM Comedy Central announced today that Baratunde will become the supervising producer for digital at The Daily Show. It’s news that Craig, Adam and I have been excited about since the moment Baratunde told us. Not excited like we wanted him gone, but excited like it’sCRAIG CANNON
Craig Cannon is product director and outdoorsman at large. Craig served as graphics editor for The Onion and campaign manager for the How To Be Black marketing campaign, contributing to the planning and largely implementing the digital strategy behind much of the book’s success. He’s a graduate of New YorkERIN SCOTTBERG
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