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The Storyteller. Mar 14. copperbadge: revyspite: queendread: Right now, I’m sifting through 50+ applications for a new entry-level position. Here’s some advice from the person who will actually be looking at your CV/resume and cover letter: ‘You must include a cover letter’ does not mean ‘write a single line about why youwant this
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apocketolips:. It’s almost disgusting how quickly people turn on each other. It’s amazing, impressive even how willing people are to make assumptions and spew negativity and throw a whole group of peopleunder the bus.
THE STORYTELLER
Anonymous said: Please tell the hannukah story with details and swears, here, so I can retell it to my goyim friends, with details and swears Answer: CRACKSTHE STORYTELLER
hymnsofheresy. : when christian artists change the line in hallelujah from “maybe there’s a God above” to “I know that there’s a God above” >:c. #idk why i’m so unreasonably angry #maybe cuzit’s my fav line.
THE STORYTELLER
dr-archeville:. Hello all; it’s Tyler, a.k.a. the weekly author of The Pull List here at the Ace of Geeks. I’m here to talk to you about Marvel Comics’ Secret Empire crossover event for the first and final time. Speaking with the full support of the editor-in-chief, I am here to say that the Ace of Geeks will not be covering Secret Empire except as my regular comics subscriptionsTHE STORYTELLER
ohthewhomanity:. tuiteyfruityundead:. feministjewishfangirl:. girl-inthe-clouds:. I need a Jewish person to answer an important question for me. It was posed in one of my classes, and there were apparently no Jewish people in this class since we still don’t havean answer?
THE STORYTELLER
astraldepths: “ caffeinesaturated: “ official-kircheis: “ caffeinesaturated: “ caffeinesaturated: “Should I fight an urge to buy 6 ducks and call them Up, Down, Top, Bottom, Strange andTHE STORYTELLER
nerdandtie: “Guest of Honor Monica Valentinelli Withdraws From Odyssey Con as ‘Known Harasser’ Is on Event’s Staff” Patrick Tomlinson has as well:THE STORYTELLER
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The Storyteller. Mar 14. copperbadge: revyspite: queendread: Right now, I’m sifting through 50+ applications for a new entry-level position. Here’s some advice from the person who will actually be looking at your CV/resume and cover letter: ‘You must include a cover letter’ does not mean ‘write a single line about why youwant this
THE STORYTELLER
Just another place on the web to construct a story with everyone else. (he/him/his; feel free to ask me to tag anything I'm not tagging)THE STORYTELLER
apocketolips:. It’s almost disgusting how quickly people turn on each other. It’s amazing, impressive even how willing people are to make assumptions and spew negativity and throw a whole group of peopleunder the bus.
THE STORYTELLER
Anonymous said: Please tell the hannukah story with details and swears, here, so I can retell it to my goyim friends, with details and swears Answer: CRACKSTHE STORYTELLER
hymnsofheresy. : when christian artists change the line in hallelujah from “maybe there’s a God above” to “I know that there’s a God above” >:c. #idk why i’m so unreasonably angry #maybe cuzit’s my fav line.
THE STORYTELLER
dr-archeville:. Hello all; it’s Tyler, a.k.a. the weekly author of The Pull List here at the Ace of Geeks. I’m here to talk to you about Marvel Comics’ Secret Empire crossover event for the first and final time. Speaking with the full support of the editor-in-chief, I am here to say that the Ace of Geeks will not be covering Secret Empire except as my regular comics subscriptionsTHE STORYTELLER
ohthewhomanity:. tuiteyfruityundead:. feministjewishfangirl:. girl-inthe-clouds:. I need a Jewish person to answer an important question for me. It was posed in one of my classes, and there were apparently no Jewish people in this class since we still don’t havean answer?
THE STORYTELLER
astraldepths: “ caffeinesaturated: “ official-kircheis: “ caffeinesaturated: “ caffeinesaturated: “Should I fight an urge to buy 6 ducks and call them Up, Down, Top, Bottom, Strange andTHE STORYTELLER
nerdandtie: “Guest of Honor Monica Valentinelli Withdraws From Odyssey Con as ‘Known Harasser’ Is on Event’s Staff” Patrick Tomlinson has as well:THE STORYTELLER
Just another place on the web to construct a story with everyone else. (he/him/his; feel free to ask me to tag anything I'm not tagging)THE STORYTELLER
My favorite thing is listening to people being excited about stuff and sharing it with me. My least favorite thing is when people judge other people based on what noises they like in their ears or light patterns they like in their eyes.THE STORYTELLER
nestofstraightlines:. dignifiedrice:. The Tiffany Aching books are so important. They’re about a girl, in a professional hierarchy created by women, growing into her own power, and growing as a person.THE STORYTELLER
nerdandtie: “Guest of Honor Monica Valentinelli Withdraws From Odyssey Con as ‘Known Harasser’ Is on Event’s Staff” Patrick Tomlinson has as well:THE STORYTELLER
kaleran:. skyenet:. Possibly the most horrifying thing that has ever happened to me occurred today. So I’m in a creative writing class at university right now and we had to print out twenty-five copies of our first, one page assignment to distribute to the class.THE STORYTELLER
sapphirefiber: “ Someone on my mom’s Facebook claims they heard on the radio that it’s National Cousin’s Day. A quick Google revealed that to be true, so ITHE STORYTELLER
fullhalalalchemist:. officialscud:. alogicals:. it’s exhausting to keep seeing people talk about marvel’s hydra problem as an issue of them just being tone-deaf or obtuse or clueless, this “boys will be boys” mild eyeroll attitude to the entire conversation that soTHE STORYTELLER
ohthewhomanity:. tuiteyfruityundead:. feministjewishfangirl:. girl-inthe-clouds:. I need a Jewish person to answer an important question for me. It was posed in one of my classes, and there were apparently no Jewish people in this class since we still don’t havean answer?
THE STORYTELLER
faitherinhicks:. If you missed getting the Comics Festival comic for Free Comic Book Day, here is my 6 page Superhero Girl short. You can also get this comic as a part of the True Patriot anthology (an anthology of mostly original Canadian superhero comics by different Canadian creators) which will be for sale at TCAF next weekend. Colours for this short were done by my friend Noreen Rana.THE STORYTELLER
astraldepths: “ caffeinesaturated: “ official-kircheis: “ caffeinesaturated: “ caffeinesaturated: “Should I fight an urge to buy 6 ducks and call them Up, Down, Top, Bottom, Strange andTHE STORYTELLER
Just another place on the web to construct a story with everyone else. (he/him/his; feel free to ask me to tag anything I'm not tagging)THE STORYTELLER
The Storyteller. Mar 14. copperbadge: revyspite: queendread: Right now, I’m sifting through 50+ applications for a new entry-level position. Here’s some advice from the person who will actually be looking at your CV/resume and cover letter: ‘You must include a cover letter’ does not mean ‘write a single line about why youwant this
THE STORYTELLER
Just another place on the web to construct a story with everyone else. (he/him/his; feel free to ask me to tag anything I'm not tagging)THE STORYTELLER
apocketolips:. It’s almost disgusting how quickly people turn on each other. It’s amazing, impressive even how willing people are to make assumptions and spew negativity and throw a whole group of peopleunder the bus.
THE STORYTELLER
Anonymous said: Please tell the hannukah story with details and swears, here, so I can retell it to my goyim friends, with details and swears Answer: CRACKSTHE STORYTELLER
hymnsofheresy. : when christian artists change the line in hallelujah from “maybe there’s a God above” to “I know that there’s a God above” >:c. #idk why i’m so unreasonably angry #maybe cuzit’s my fav line.
THE STORYTELLER
dr-archeville:. Hello all; it’s Tyler, a.k.a. the weekly author of The Pull List here at the Ace of Geeks. I’m here to talk to you about Marvel Comics’ Secret Empire crossover event for the first and final time. Speaking with the full support of the editor-in-chief, I am here to say that the Ace of Geeks will not be covering Secret Empire except as my regular comics subscriptionsTHE STORYTELLER
ohthewhomanity:. tuiteyfruityundead:. feministjewishfangirl:. girl-inthe-clouds:. I need a Jewish person to answer an important question for me. It was posed in one of my classes, and there were apparently no Jewish people in this class since we still don’t havean answer?
THE STORYTELLER
astraldepths: “ caffeinesaturated: “ official-kircheis: “ caffeinesaturated: “ caffeinesaturated: “Should I fight an urge to buy 6 ducks and call them Up, Down, Top, Bottom, Strange andTHE STORYTELLER
nerdandtie: “Guest of Honor Monica Valentinelli Withdraws From Odyssey Con as ‘Known Harasser’ Is on Event’s Staff” Patrick Tomlinson has as well:THE STORYTELLER
Just another place on the web to construct a story with everyone else. (he/him/his; feel free to ask me to tag anything I'm not tagging)THE STORYTELLER
The Storyteller. Mar 14. copperbadge: revyspite: queendread: Right now, I’m sifting through 50+ applications for a new entry-level position. Here’s some advice from the person who will actually be looking at your CV/resume and cover letter: ‘You must include a cover letter’ does not mean ‘write a single line about why youwant this
THE STORYTELLER
Just another place on the web to construct a story with everyone else. (he/him/his; feel free to ask me to tag anything I'm not tagging)THE STORYTELLER
apocketolips:. It’s almost disgusting how quickly people turn on each other. It’s amazing, impressive even how willing people are to make assumptions and spew negativity and throw a whole group of peopleunder the bus.
THE STORYTELLER
Anonymous said: Please tell the hannukah story with details and swears, here, so I can retell it to my goyim friends, with details and swears Answer: CRACKSTHE STORYTELLER
hymnsofheresy. : when christian artists change the line in hallelujah from “maybe there’s a God above” to “I know that there’s a God above” >:c. #idk why i’m so unreasonably angry #maybe cuzit’s my fav line.
THE STORYTELLER
dr-archeville:. Hello all; it’s Tyler, a.k.a. the weekly author of The Pull List here at the Ace of Geeks. I’m here to talk to you about Marvel Comics’ Secret Empire crossover event for the first and final time. Speaking with the full support of the editor-in-chief, I am here to say that the Ace of Geeks will not be covering Secret Empire except as my regular comics subscriptionsTHE STORYTELLER
ohthewhomanity:. tuiteyfruityundead:. feministjewishfangirl:. girl-inthe-clouds:. I need a Jewish person to answer an important question for me. It was posed in one of my classes, and there were apparently no Jewish people in this class since we still don’t havean answer?
THE STORYTELLER
astraldepths: “ caffeinesaturated: “ official-kircheis: “ caffeinesaturated: “ caffeinesaturated: “Should I fight an urge to buy 6 ducks and call them Up, Down, Top, Bottom, Strange andTHE STORYTELLER
nerdandtie: “Guest of Honor Monica Valentinelli Withdraws From Odyssey Con as ‘Known Harasser’ Is on Event’s Staff” Patrick Tomlinson has as well:THE STORYTELLER
Just another place on the web to construct a story with everyone else. (he/him/his; feel free to ask me to tag anything I'm not tagging)THE STORYTELLER
My favorite thing is listening to people being excited about stuff and sharing it with me. My least favorite thing is when people judge other people based on what noises they like in their ears or light patterns they like in their eyes.THE STORYTELLER
nestofstraightlines:. dignifiedrice:. The Tiffany Aching books are so important. They’re about a girl, in a professional hierarchy created by women, growing into her own power, and growing as a person.THE STORYTELLER
nerdandtie: “Guest of Honor Monica Valentinelli Withdraws From Odyssey Con as ‘Known Harasser’ Is on Event’s Staff” Patrick Tomlinson has as well:THE STORYTELLER
kaleran:. skyenet:. Possibly the most horrifying thing that has ever happened to me occurred today. So I’m in a creative writing class at university right now and we had to print out twenty-five copies of our first, one page assignment to distribute to the class.THE STORYTELLER
fullhalalalchemist:. officialscud:. alogicals:. it’s exhausting to keep seeing people talk about marvel’s hydra problem as an issue of them just being tone-deaf or obtuse or clueless, this “boys will be boys” mild eyeroll attitude to the entire conversation that soTHE STORYTELLER
sapphirefiber: “ Someone on my mom’s Facebook claims they heard on the radio that it’s National Cousin’s Day. A quick Google revealed that to be true, so ITHE STORYTELLER
ohthewhomanity:. tuiteyfruityundead:. feministjewishfangirl:. girl-inthe-clouds:. I need a Jewish person to answer an important question for me. It was posed in one of my classes, and there were apparently no Jewish people in this class since we still don’t havean answer?
THE STORYTELLER
faitherinhicks:. If you missed getting the Comics Festival comic for Free Comic Book Day, here is my 6 page Superhero Girl short. You can also get this comic as a part of the True Patriot anthology (an anthology of mostly original Canadian superhero comics by different Canadian creators) which will be for sale at TCAF next weekend. Colours for this short were done by my friend Noreen Rana.THE STORYTELLER
astraldepths: “ caffeinesaturated: “ official-kircheis: “ caffeinesaturated: “ caffeinesaturated: “Should I fight an urge to buy 6 ducks and call them Up, Down, Top, Bottom, Strange andTHE STORYTELLER
Just another place on the web to construct a story with everyone else. (he/him/his; feel free to ask me to tag anything I'm not tagging)THE STORYTELLER
The Storyteller. Mar 14. copperbadge: revyspite: queendread: Right now, I’m sifting through 50+ applications for a new entry-level position. Here’s some advice from the person who will actually be looking at your CV/resume and cover letter: ‘You must include a cover letter’ does not mean ‘write a single line about why youwant this
THE STORYTELLER
So the topic of the Manual’s classification number under the Dewey Decimal System - 793.4 (recreational and performing arts) - came up in the CrossingsCon staff chat, and we starting talking about what we thought the manual would be shelved under for each of us.THE STORYTELLER
odinsblog:. queendread:. Right now, I’m sifting through 50+ applications for a new entry-level position. Here’s some advice from the person who will actually be looking at your CV/resume and cover letter: ‘You must include a cover letter’ does not mean ‘write a single line about why you want this position’.THE STORYTELLER
down-with-terfscum:. pedos-can-leave-please:. glitterandgoo:. systlin:. littlegreydove:. wodneswynn:. Man, when I was like 16 I got so sick of being made fun of for being the fat kid that I took an axe down inna woods, chopped down a tree, and started doing log-lifts allthe time.
THE STORYTELLER
nestofstraightlines:. dignifiedrice:. The Tiffany Aching books are so important. They’re about a girl, in a professional hierarchy created by women, growing into her own power, and growing as a person.THE STORYTELLER
hymnsofheresy. : when christian artists change the line in hallelujah from “maybe there’s a God above” to “I know that there’s a God above” >:c. #idk why i’m so unreasonably angry #maybe cuzit’s my fav line.
THE STORYTELLER
commander-side-eyes:. wardencommando: “lawful/neutral good characters are so boring” look i’m sorry Edgy Dickerson and Surly McAngstpain are the only character types that pique your interest. god forbid people enjoy their escapism in the form of characters that are diplomatic and chill and kind in this gross, cynical worldTHE STORYTELLER
kaleran:. skyenet:. Possibly the most horrifying thing that has ever happened to me occurred today. So I’m in a creative writing class at university right now and we had to print out twenty-five copies of our first, one page assignment to distribute to the class.THE STORYTELLER
myalchod:. Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: X-Men (Comicverse) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Kitty Pryde, Ororo Munroe Additional Tags: Canon Jewish Character, Female Jewish Character, Developing Friendships, Female Friendship, Female Character of Color, Bechdel Test Pass, Jewish Holidays, Tu b'Shevat, fuzzy canonSummary: The first
THE STORYTELLER
dr-archeville:. Hello all; it’s Tyler, a.k.a. the weekly author of The Pull List here at the Ace of Geeks. I’m here to talk to you about Marvel Comics’ Secret Empire crossover event for the first and final time. Speaking with the full support of the editor-in-chief, I am here to say that the Ace of Geeks will not be covering Secret Empire except as my regular comics subscriptionsTHE STORYTELLER
The Storyteller. Mar 14. copperbadge: revyspite: queendread: Right now, I’m sifting through 50+ applications for a new entry-level position. Here’s some advice from the person who will actually be looking at your CV/resume and cover letter: ‘You must include a cover letter’ does not mean ‘write a single line about why youwant this
THE STORYTELLER
So the topic of the Manual’s classification number under the Dewey Decimal System - 793.4 (recreational and performing arts) - came up in the CrossingsCon staff chat, and we starting talking about what we thought the manual would be shelved under for each of us.THE STORYTELLER
odinsblog:. queendread:. Right now, I’m sifting through 50+ applications for a new entry-level position. Here’s some advice from the person who will actually be looking at your CV/resume and cover letter: ‘You must include a cover letter’ does not mean ‘write a single line about why you want this position’.THE STORYTELLER
down-with-terfscum:. pedos-can-leave-please:. glitterandgoo:. systlin:. littlegreydove:. wodneswynn:. Man, when I was like 16 I got so sick of being made fun of for being the fat kid that I took an axe down inna woods, chopped down a tree, and started doing log-lifts allthe time.
THE STORYTELLER
nestofstraightlines:. dignifiedrice:. The Tiffany Aching books are so important. They’re about a girl, in a professional hierarchy created by women, growing into her own power, and growing as a person.THE STORYTELLER
hymnsofheresy. : when christian artists change the line in hallelujah from “maybe there’s a God above” to “I know that there’s a God above” >:c. #idk why i’m so unreasonably angry #maybe cuzit’s my fav line.
THE STORYTELLER
commander-side-eyes:. wardencommando: “lawful/neutral good characters are so boring” look i’m sorry Edgy Dickerson and Surly McAngstpain are the only character types that pique your interest. god forbid people enjoy their escapism in the form of characters that are diplomatic and chill and kind in this gross, cynical worldTHE STORYTELLER
kaleran:. skyenet:. Possibly the most horrifying thing that has ever happened to me occurred today. So I’m in a creative writing class at university right now and we had to print out twenty-five copies of our first, one page assignment to distribute to the class.THE STORYTELLER
myalchod:. Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: X-Men (Comicverse) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Kitty Pryde, Ororo Munroe Additional Tags: Canon Jewish Character, Female Jewish Character, Developing Friendships, Female Friendship, Female Character of Color, Bechdel Test Pass, Jewish Holidays, Tu b'Shevat, fuzzy canonSummary: The first
THE STORYTELLER
dr-archeville:. Hello all; it’s Tyler, a.k.a. the weekly author of The Pull List here at the Ace of Geeks. I’m here to talk to you about Marvel Comics’ Secret Empire crossover event for the first and final time. Speaking with the full support of the editor-in-chief, I am here to say that the Ace of Geeks will not be covering Secret Empire except as my regular comics subscriptionsTHE STORYTELLER
My favorite thing is listening to people being excited about stuff and sharing it with me. My least favorite thing is when people judge other people based on what noises they like in their ears or light patterns they like in their eyes.THE STORYTELLER
apocketolips:. It’s almost disgusting how quickly people turn on each other. It’s amazing, impressive even how willing people are to make assumptions and spew negativity and throw a whole group of peopleunder the bus.
THE STORYTELLER
Implicatures! Implicature is tons of fun for people like me who like to be exact about language but also recognize that language isn't mean to be used exactly. Also scalar implicature is a great wayTHE STORYTELLER
Anonymous said: Please tell the hannukah story with details and swears, here, so I can retell it to my goyim friends, with details and swears Answer: CRACKSTHE STORYTELLER
commander-side-eyes:. wardencommando: “lawful/neutral good characters are so boring” look i’m sorry Edgy Dickerson and Surly McAngstpain are the only character types that pique your interest. god forbid people enjoy their escapism in the form of characters that are diplomatic and chill and kind in this gross, cynical worldTHE STORYTELLER
myalchod:. Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: X-Men (Comicverse) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Kitty Pryde, Ororo Munroe Additional Tags: Canon Jewish Character, Female Jewish Character, Developing Friendships, Female Friendship, Female Character of Color, Bechdel Test Pass, Jewish Holidays, Tu b'Shevat, fuzzy canonSummary: The first
THE STORYTELLER
fullhalalalchemist:. officialscud:. alogicals:. it’s exhausting to keep seeing people talk about marvel’s hydra problem as an issue of them just being tone-deaf or obtuse or clueless, this “boys will be boys” mild eyeroll attitude to the entire conversation that soTHE STORYTELLER
sapphirefiber: “ Someone on my mom’s Facebook claims they heard on the radio that it’s National Cousin’s Day. A quick Google revealed that to be true, so ITHE STORYTELLER
faitherinhicks:. If you missed getting the Comics Festival comic for Free Comic Book Day, here is my 6 page Superhero Girl short. You can also get this comic as a part of the True Patriot anthology (an anthology of mostly original Canadian superhero comics by different Canadian creators) which will be for sale at TCAF next weekend. Colours for this short were done by my friend Noreen Rana.THE STORYTELLER
Just another place on the web to construct a story with everyone else. (he/him/his; feel free to ask me to tag anything I'm not tagging)THE STORYTELLER
The Storyteller. Mar 14. copperbadge: revyspite: queendread: Right now, I’m sifting through 50+ applications for a new entry-level position. Here’s some advice from the person who will actually be looking at your CV/resume and cover letter: ‘You must include a cover letter’ does not mean ‘write a single line about why youwant this
THE STORYTELLER
down-with-terfscum:. pedos-can-leave-please:. glitterandgoo:. systlin:. littlegreydove:. wodneswynn:. Man, when I was like 16 I got so sick of being made fun of for being the fat kid that I took an axe down inna woods, chopped down a tree, and started doing log-lifts allthe time.
THE STORYTELLER
So the topic of the Manual’s classification number under the Dewey Decimal System - 793.4 (recreational and performing arts) - came up in the CrossingsCon staff chat, and we starting talking about what we thought the manual would be shelved under for each of us.THE STORYTELLER
odinsblog:. queendread:. Right now, I’m sifting through 50+ applications for a new entry-level position. Here’s some advice from the person who will actually be looking at your CV/resume and cover letter: ‘You must include a cover letter’ does not mean ‘write a single line about why you want this position’.THE STORYTELLER
nestofstraightlines:. dignifiedrice:. The Tiffany Aching books are so important. They’re about a girl, in a professional hierarchy created by women, growing into her own power, and growing as a person.THE STORYTELLER
kaleran:. skyenet:. Possibly the most horrifying thing that has ever happened to me occurred today. So I’m in a creative writing class at university right now and we had to print out twenty-five copies of our first, one page assignment to distribute to the class.THE STORYTELLER
hymnsofheresy. : when christian artists change the line in hallelujah from “maybe there’s a God above” to “I know that there’s a God above” >:c. #idk why i’m so unreasonably angry #maybe cuzit’s my fav line.
THE STORYTELLER
myalchod:. Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: X-Men (Comicverse) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Kitty Pryde, Ororo Munroe Additional Tags: Canon Jewish Character, Female Jewish Character, Developing Friendships, Female Friendship, Female Character of Color, Bechdel Test Pass, Jewish Holidays, Tu b'Shevat, fuzzy canonSummary: The first
THE STORYTELLER
dr-archeville:. Hello all; it’s Tyler, a.k.a. the weekly author of The Pull List here at the Ace of Geeks. I’m here to talk to you about Marvel Comics’ Secret Empire crossover event for the first and final time. Speaking with the full support of the editor-in-chief, I am here to say that the Ace of Geeks will not be covering Secret Empire except as my regular comics subscriptionsTHE STORYTELLER
What is the best comment in source code you have ever encountered? stephantom: “ // Magic. Do not touch. // When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing //THE STORYTELLER
The Storyteller. Mar 14. copperbadge: revyspite: queendread: Right now, I’m sifting through 50+ applications for a new entry-level position. Here’s some advice from the person who will actually be looking at your CV/resume and cover letter: ‘You must include a cover letter’ does not mean ‘write a single line about why youwant this
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down-with-terfscum:. pedos-can-leave-please:. glitterandgoo:. systlin:. littlegreydove:. wodneswynn:. Man, when I was like 16 I got so sick of being made fun of for being the fat kid that I took an axe down inna woods, chopped down a tree, and started doing log-lifts allthe time.
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So the topic of the Manual’s classification number under the Dewey Decimal System - 793.4 (recreational and performing arts) - came up in the CrossingsCon staff chat, and we starting talking about what we thought the manual would be shelved under for each of us.THE STORYTELLER
odinsblog:. queendread:. Right now, I’m sifting through 50+ applications for a new entry-level position. Here’s some advice from the person who will actually be looking at your CV/resume and cover letter: ‘You must include a cover letter’ does not mean ‘write a single line about why you want this position’.THE STORYTELLER
nestofstraightlines:. dignifiedrice:. The Tiffany Aching books are so important. They’re about a girl, in a professional hierarchy created by women, growing into her own power, and growing as a person.THE STORYTELLER
kaleran:. skyenet:. Possibly the most horrifying thing that has ever happened to me occurred today. So I’m in a creative writing class at university right now and we had to print out twenty-five copies of our first, one page assignment to distribute to the class.THE STORYTELLER
hymnsofheresy. : when christian artists change the line in hallelujah from “maybe there’s a God above” to “I know that there’s a God above” >:c. #idk why i’m so unreasonably angry #maybe cuzit’s my fav line.
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myalchod:. Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: X-Men (Comicverse) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Kitty Pryde, Ororo Munroe Additional Tags: Canon Jewish Character, Female Jewish Character, Developing Friendships, Female Friendship, Female Character of Color, Bechdel Test Pass, Jewish Holidays, Tu b'Shevat, fuzzy canonSummary: The first
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dr-archeville:. Hello all; it’s Tyler, a.k.a. the weekly author of The Pull List here at the Ace of Geeks. I’m here to talk to you about Marvel Comics’ Secret Empire crossover event for the first and final time. Speaking with the full support of the editor-in-chief, I am here to say that the Ace of Geeks will not be covering Secret Empire except as my regular comics subscriptionsTHE STORYTELLER
What is the best comment in source code you have ever encountered? stephantom: “ // Magic. Do not touch. // When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing //THE STORYTELLER
My favorite thing is listening to people being excited about stuff and sharing it with me. My least favorite thing is when people judge other people based on what noises they like in their ears or light patterns they like in their eyes.THE STORYTELLER
What is the best comment in source code you have ever encountered? stephantom: “ // Magic. Do not touch. // When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing //THE STORYTELLER
Anonymous said: Please tell the hannukah story with details and swears, here, so I can retell it to my goyim friends, with details and swears Answer: CRACKSTHE STORYTELLER
Implicatures! Implicature is tons of fun for people like me who like to be exact about language but also recognize that language isn't mean to be used exactly. Also scalar implicature is a great wayTHE STORYTELLER
commander-side-eyes:. wardencommando: “lawful/neutral good characters are so boring” look i’m sorry Edgy Dickerson and Surly McAngstpain are the only character types that pique your interest. god forbid people enjoy their escapism in the form of characters that are diplomatic and chill and kind in this gross, cynical worldTHE STORYTELLER
apocketolips:. It’s almost disgusting how quickly people turn on each other. It’s amazing, impressive even how willing people are to make assumptions and spew negativity and throw a whole group of peopleunder the bus.
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Judaism is less about believing and more about belonging. It is less about what we owe God, and more about what we owe each other, because we believe God cares more about how we treat each other than He doesabout our theology.
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fullhalalalchemist:. officialscud:. alogicals:. it’s exhausting to keep seeing people talk about marvel’s hydra problem as an issue of them just being tone-deaf or obtuse or clueless, this “boys will be boys” mild eyeroll attitude to the entire conversation that soTHE STORYTELLER
sapphirefiber: “ Someone on my mom’s Facebook claims they heard on the radio that it’s National Cousin’s Day. A quick Google revealed that to be true, so ITHE STORYTELLER
faitherinhicks:. If you missed getting the Comics Festival comic for Free Comic Book Day, here is my 6 page Superhero Girl short. You can also get this comic as a part of the True Patriot anthology (an anthology of mostly original Canadian superhero comics by different Canadian creators) which will be for sale at TCAF next weekend. Colours for this short were done by my friend Noreen Rana.THE STORYTELLER
The Storyteller. Mar 14. copperbadge: revyspite: queendread: Right now, I’m sifting through 50+ applications for a new entry-level position. Here’s some advice from the person who will actually be looking at your CV/resume and cover letter: ‘You must include a cover letter’ does not mean ‘write a single line about why youwant this
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odinsblog:. queendread:. Right now, I’m sifting through 50+ applications for a new entry-level position. Here’s some advice from the person who will actually be looking at your CV/resume and cover letter: ‘You must include a cover letter’ does not mean ‘write a single line about why you want this position’.THE STORYTELLER
My favorite thing is listening to people being excited about stuff and sharing it with me. My least favorite thing is when people judge other people based on what noises they like in their ears or light patterns they like in their eyes.THE STORYTELLER
astahfrith asked: oh man that is a great feeling! (re the learning curve thing) that happened to me with python - was lots of terrifying fumbling in the dark for a while until i finally got the basics down and learned enough terminology to be able to look up what i didn'tknow
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kaleran:. skyenet:. Possibly the most horrifying thing that has ever happened to me occurred today. So I’m in a creative writing class at university right now and we had to print out twenty-five copies of our first, one page assignment to distribute to the class.THE STORYTELLER
Judaism is less about believing and more about belonging. It is less about what we owe God, and more about what we owe each other, because we believe God cares more about how we treat each other than He doesabout our theology.
THE STORYTELLER
apocketolips:. It’s almost disgusting how quickly people turn on each other. It’s amazing, impressive even how willing people are to make assumptions and spew negativity and throw a whole group of peopleunder the bus.
THE STORYTELLER
Anonymous said: Please tell the hannukah story with details and swears, here, so I can retell it to my goyim friends, with details and swears Answer: CRACKSTHE STORYTELLER
hymnsofheresy. : when christian artists change the line in hallelujah from “maybe there’s a God above” to “I know that there’s a God above” >:c. #idk why i’m so unreasonably angry #maybe cuzit’s my fav line.
THE STORYTELLER
What is the best comment in source code you have ever encountered? stephantom: “ // Magic. Do not touch. // When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing //THE STORYTELLER
The Storyteller. Mar 14. copperbadge: revyspite: queendread: Right now, I’m sifting through 50+ applications for a new entry-level position. Here’s some advice from the person who will actually be looking at your CV/resume and cover letter: ‘You must include a cover letter’ does not mean ‘write a single line about why youwant this
THE STORYTELLER
odinsblog:. queendread:. Right now, I’m sifting through 50+ applications for a new entry-level position. Here’s some advice from the person who will actually be looking at your CV/resume and cover letter: ‘You must include a cover letter’ does not mean ‘write a single line about why you want this position’.THE STORYTELLER
My favorite thing is listening to people being excited about stuff and sharing it with me. My least favorite thing is when people judge other people based on what noises they like in their ears or light patterns they like in their eyes.THE STORYTELLER
astahfrith asked: oh man that is a great feeling! (re the learning curve thing) that happened to me with python - was lots of terrifying fumbling in the dark for a while until i finally got the basics down and learned enough terminology to be able to look up what i didn'tknow
THE STORYTELLER
kaleran:. skyenet:. Possibly the most horrifying thing that has ever happened to me occurred today. So I’m in a creative writing class at university right now and we had to print out twenty-five copies of our first, one page assignment to distribute to the class.THE STORYTELLER
Judaism is less about believing and more about belonging. It is less about what we owe God, and more about what we owe each other, because we believe God cares more about how we treat each other than He doesabout our theology.
THE STORYTELLER
apocketolips:. It’s almost disgusting how quickly people turn on each other. It’s amazing, impressive even how willing people are to make assumptions and spew negativity and throw a whole group of peopleunder the bus.
THE STORYTELLER
Anonymous said: Please tell the hannukah story with details and swears, here, so I can retell it to my goyim friends, with details and swears Answer: CRACKSTHE STORYTELLER
hymnsofheresy. : when christian artists change the line in hallelujah from “maybe there’s a God above” to “I know that there’s a God above” >:c. #idk why i’m so unreasonably angry #maybe cuzit’s my fav line.
THE STORYTELLER
What is the best comment in source code you have ever encountered? stephantom: “ // Magic. Do not touch. // When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing //THE STORYTELLER
So, what happened at DashCon last night? To begin with, the tl;dr version is that what dashcon is posting is accurate, and that asking for money was not a hoax or a scam. Read on if you want more detail. First, let me tell you who I am, so you know where this report iscoming from.
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Just another place on the web to construct a story with everyone else. (he/him/his; feel free to ask me to tag anything I'm not tagging)THE STORYTELLER
The Storyteller. Mar 14. copperbadge: revyspite: queendread: Right now, I’m sifting through 50+ applications for a new entry-level position. Here’s some advice from the person who will actually be looking at your CV/resume and cover letter: ‘You must include a cover letter’ does not mean ‘write a single line about why youwant this
THE STORYTELLER
Implicatures! Implicature is tons of fun for people like me who like to be exact about language but also recognize that language isn't mean to be used exactly. Also scalar implicature is a great wayTHE STORYTELLER
hymnsofheresy. : when christian artists change the line in hallelujah from “maybe there’s a God above” to “I know that there’s a God above” >:c. #idk why i’m so unreasonably angry #maybe cuzit’s my fav line.
THE STORYTELLER
copperbadge:. revyspite:. queendread:. Right now, I’m sifting through 50+ applications for a new entry-level position. Here’s some advice from the person who will actually be looking at your CV/resume and cover letter: ‘You must include a cover letter’ does not meanTHE STORYTELLER
odinsblog:. queendread:. Right now, I’m sifting through 50+ applications for a new entry-level position. Here’s some advice from the person who will actually be looking at your CV/resume and cover letter: ‘You must include a cover letter’ does not mean ‘write a single line about why you want this position’.THE STORYTELLER
My favorite thing is listening to people being excited about stuff and sharing it with me. My least favorite thing is when people judge other people based on what noises they like in their ears or light patterns they like in their eyes.THE STORYTELLER
That last bit from @stoneandbloodandwater, that’s a great articulation of the well of feeling, memory, storytelling, and culture packed into one of the most Jewish songs ever to get real famous. TheTHE STORYTELLER
astahfrith asked: oh man that is a great feeling! (re the learning curve thing) that happened to me with python - was lots of terrifying fumbling in the dark for a while until i finally got the basics down and learned enough terminology to be able to look up what i didn'tknow
THE STORYTELLER
Judaism is less about believing and more about belonging. It is less about what we owe God, and more about what we owe each other, because we believe God cares more about how we treat each other than He doesabout our theology.
THE STORYTELLER
apocketolips:. It’s almost disgusting how quickly people turn on each other. It’s amazing, impressive even how willing people are to make assumptions and spew negativity and throw a whole group of peopleunder the bus.
THE STORYTELLER
Anonymous said: Please tell the hannukah story with details and swears, here, so I can retell it to my goyim friends, with details and swears Answer: CRACKSTHE STORYTELLER
kaleran:. skyenet:. Possibly the most horrifying thing that has ever happened to me occurred today. So I’m in a creative writing class at university right now and we had to print out twenty-five copies of our first, one page assignment to distribute to the class.THE STORYTELLER
What is the best comment in source code you have ever encountered? stephantom: “ // Magic. Do not touch. // When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing //THE STORYTELLER
copperbadge:. revyspite:. queendread:. Right now, I’m sifting through 50+ applications for a new entry-level position. Here’s some advice from the person who will actually be looking at your CV/resume and cover letter: ‘You must include a cover letter’ does not meanTHE STORYTELLER
odinsblog:. queendread:. Right now, I’m sifting through 50+ applications for a new entry-level position. Here’s some advice from the person who will actually be looking at your CV/resume and cover letter: ‘You must include a cover letter’ does not mean ‘write a single line about why you want this position’.THE STORYTELLER
My favorite thing is listening to people being excited about stuff and sharing it with me. My least favorite thing is when people judge other people based on what noises they like in their ears or light patterns they like in their eyes.THE STORYTELLER
That last bit from @stoneandbloodandwater, that’s a great articulation of the well of feeling, memory, storytelling, and culture packed into one of the most Jewish songs ever to get real famous. TheTHE STORYTELLER
astahfrith asked: oh man that is a great feeling! (re the learning curve thing) that happened to me with python - was lots of terrifying fumbling in the dark for a while until i finally got the basics down and learned enough terminology to be able to look up what i didn'tknow
THE STORYTELLER
Judaism is less about believing and more about belonging. It is less about what we owe God, and more about what we owe each other, because we believe God cares more about how we treat each other than He doesabout our theology.
THE STORYTELLER
apocketolips:. It’s almost disgusting how quickly people turn on each other. It’s amazing, impressive even how willing people are to make assumptions and spew negativity and throw a whole group of peopleunder the bus.
THE STORYTELLER
Anonymous said: Please tell the hannukah story with details and swears, here, so I can retell it to my goyim friends, with details and swears Answer: CRACKSTHE STORYTELLER
kaleran:. skyenet:. Possibly the most horrifying thing that has ever happened to me occurred today. So I’m in a creative writing class at university right now and we had to print out twenty-five copies of our first, one page assignment to distribute to the class.THE STORYTELLER
What is the best comment in source code you have ever encountered? stephantom: “ // Magic. Do not touch. // When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing //THE STORYTELLER
So, what happened at DashCon last night? To begin with, the tl;dr version is that what dashcon is posting is accurate, and that asking for money was not a hoax or a scam. Read on if you want more detail. First, let me tell you who I am, so you know where this report iscoming from.
THE STORYTELLER
Just another place on the web to construct a story with everyone else. (he/him/his; feel free to ask me to tag anything I'm not tagging)THE STORYTELLER
copperbadge:. revyspite:. queendread:. Right now, I’m sifting through 50+ applications for a new entry-level position. Here’s some advice from the person who will actually be looking at your CV/resume and cover letter: ‘You must include a cover letter’ does not meanTHE STORYTELLER
Implicatures! Implicature is tons of fun for people like me who like to be exact about language but also recognize that language isn't mean to be used exactly. Also scalar implicature is a great wayTHE STORYTELLER
That last bit from @stoneandbloodandwater, that’s a great articulation of the well of feeling, memory, storytelling, and culture packed into one of the most Jewish songs ever to get real famous. TheTHE STORYTELLER
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WHAT TO SAY INSTEAD OF “TRIVIALLY”thecraftychemist
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> This comes from a very long list of alternative phrases and words > that was used to create “a program that will insert condescending > adverbial phrases before any statement in a math proof”. But use > it where you will - I’m sure other fields can benefit. Tag > yourself, I’m “By abstract nonsense“.>
> * By circular reasoning we see that>
> * There is a marvellous proof (which is too long to write here)> that
>
> * Figure 2 (not shown here) makes it clear that > * It is beyond the scope of this course to prove that > * Only idealogues and sycophants would debate whether>
> * The Math Gods demand that>
> * For legal reasons I am required to disclose that>
> * Remember the basic laws of common sense: > * Life is too short to prove that>
> * All the cool kids know that>
> * Wherefore said He unto them,>
> * With God as my witness, > * As a great man once told me,>
> * Galois died in order to show us that>
> * It pleases the symmetry of the world that>
> * Mama always told me > * By Euler > * By Fermat>
> * I know it, you know it, everybody knows that>
> * You of all people should realize that>
> * The proof is left to the reader that > * We need not waste ink in proving that > * It would be an insult to my time and yours to prove that > * I shudder to think of the poor soul who denies that>
> * We don’t want to deprive the reader of the joy of discovering > for themselves why,>
> * Barring causality breakdown, clearly > * Through the careful use of common sense,>
> * According to prophecy,>
> * This won’t be on the test, but > * When one stares at the equations they immediately rearrange > themselves to show that>
> * If I’ve said it once I’ve said it a thousand times,>
> * Our forefathers built this country on the proposition that>
> * By abstract nonsense,>
> * My father told me, and his father before that, and his before> that, that
>
> * The burden of proof is on my opponents to disprove that>
> * The voices insist that > * Assuming an arbitrary alignment of planets, astrology tells us I’m gonna work these into everyday conversation.(Source: reddit.com
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> daddyssouldonut
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>> Supercut of Sadie Doyle Listing Things>>
>> Looked around for this and couldn’t find it anywhere, so I >> slapped one together (with an assist from >> Spontaneanation's “cut to” sound).>
> PLEASE LISTEN BEYOND BELIEF> ,
> IT IS MY FAVORITE Sadie Doyle listing things is one of my favorite things. I hear that Paul F Tompkins eventually would just let Paget Brewster keep going for much longer than they all intended, just to see what she’s comeup with.
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ANNOUNCING AN INVITATIONAL!crossingscon
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> Show us the stars!>
> Games Wizards Play gave us an example of what a wizardly science > fair would look like, and we’d love to see what all of you can > come up with! This Invitational will be a celebration of all things > science, and everyone is invited to participate! What is your > favorite science thing? Are you passionate about the life cycle of a > forest? Can you talk for ages and ages about interstellar space > travel? Or, if you have a way to recreate one of the projects we see > in Games Wizards Play, that would be great too!>
> Of course, it doesn’t have to be strictly science based! It can be > in the realm of wizardry, too! If you know what the spell diagram > the young wizards used on the moon at the end of Wizards at War > would look like, or a spell to repair the ozone layer, give it a go!>
> One example of a project is the classic papier-mâché volcano - > maybe to demonstrate how a volcanic eruption can lead to new growth? > All projects should be leaning towards a purpose or reducing entropy> in some way.
>
> You can make your project ahead of time and bring it to Montréal, > or there will be preparation time and space at the Con! There will > be a $25 limit on supplies (don’t worry about the exchange rate > unless it lets you buy that last thing you need to demonstrate how > Jupiter and Saturn resonate).>
> Our judges are TBD, but everyone is welcome to walk around and > observe, leave comments or tokens, or ask questions of the> presenter!
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> We can’t wait to see what you all come up with! If you have any > questions or comments, please email events@crossingscon.org> .
>
> ------------------------->
> CrossingsCon will take place June 21-23, 2019, at Hyatt Regency > Montreal, Montreal, Canada. Badges are on sale here> .
This is going to be so cool! I can’t wait to see what people come upwith!
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> caffeinesaturated> :
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>> official-kircheis>> :
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>>> caffeinesaturated>>> :
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>>>> caffeinesaturated>>>> :
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>>>>> Should I fight an urge to buy 6 ducks and call them Up, >>>>> Down, Top, Bottom, Strange and Charm?>>>>
>>>> Because quarks>>>
>>> Only if you get them in the correct mass ratios>>
>> Okay so if our smallest duck, Up Duck, were to weight 1kg (a bag >> of sugar), then comparative weights are _ROUGHLY:_>>
>> * Down Duck - 2.1kg (a chihuahua) >> * Strange Duck - 41.3kg (4 year old child) >> * Charm Duck - 550kg (a large crocodile) >> * Bottom Duck - 1817kg (a rhinoceros) >> * Top Duck - 75,300kg (a fin whale)>>
>> Conclusion: I will need a large pond>
> #if it quarks like a duck> (via
> @im-significant ) …what’s “Up Duck”? (Source: complex-variable)
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down-with-terfscum
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> pedos-can-leave-please> :
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>> glitterandgoo
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>>> systlin
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>>>> littlegreydove>>>> :
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>>>>> wodneswynn>>>>> :
>>>>>
>>>>>> Man, when I was like 16 I got so sick of being made fun of >>>>>> for being the fat kid that I took an axe down inna woods, >>>>>> chopped down a tree, and started doing log-lifts all the >>>>>> time. I got strong as fuck, but I didn’t lose no weight. >>>>>> I actually got bigger.>>>>>>
>>>>>> Same thing happened when I got into fighting. I got even >>>>>> stronger, and I got *fast*, man, and nimble, like a cat. >>>>>> Still chubby.>>>>>>
>>>>>> Body-building culture is a bunch of crap, my dude. >>>>>> Functional muscle is not necessarily toned or lean. You >>>>>> can be swole as hell and still be heavy. And that’s >>>>>> cool.>>>>>>
>>>>>> Embrace your inner barbarian. And when fatphobic little >>>>>> gym twinks try to body shame you, you should DESTROY THEM >>>>>> with your MIGHTY AXE>>>>>
>>>>> Can comfirm, i am Quite Fat ™ but i still hit my punching >>>>> bag hard enough last week make it touch the ceiling and >>>>> broke a finger in the process>>>>
>>>> You know, I train with (martial arts) a bunch of dudes, and a >>>> few bodybuilders have showed up over the years.>>>>
>>>> And every damn one of those huge shredded motherfuckers has >>>> the endurance of a fucking newborn puppy. Fifteen minutes into >>>> warmups and they’re panting for air like like they’re >>>> about to die. I’ve sparred them and every one of them >>>> telegraphs their moves about two weeks in advance, and are >>>> slower than my dead grandpa because their huge useless muscles >>>> get in the damn way.>>>>
>>>> Now. I also work with a couple of guys who are not >>>> weightlifters. They do, however, do very physical jobs and are >>>> Big Dudes. Picture this sort of build.>>>>
>>>> No abs to speak of, a bit of a tummy, and those motherfuckers >>>> can pick up one of the weightlifters and throw them.>>>>
>>>> And they’re _fast. _Like, unfair fast.>>>>
>>>> Bodybuilding culture is bullshit. Embrace your status as a >>>> giant barbarian and if anyone gives you crap throw them off a >>>> mountain.>>>
>>> i love and support all strong, fat people>>
>> hell yeah @down-with-terfscum>>
>
> GOD BLESS
Holy shit, a body positivity post that speaks to me. (Reblogged from shayvaalski)
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dduane
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> hymnsofheresy
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>> stoneandbloodandwater>> :
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>>> fromchaostocosmos>>> :
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>>>> fromchaostocosmos>>>> :
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>>>>> cutecreative>>>>> :
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>>>>>> hymnsofheresy>>>>>> :
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>>>>>>> hachama >>>>>>> :>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> hymnsofheresy >>>>>>>> :>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> ravenclaw-burning >>>>>>>>> :>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> hymnsofheresy >>>>>>>>>> :>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> when christian artists change the line in >>>>>>>>>>> hallelujah from “maybe there’s a God >>>>>>>>>>> above” to “I know that there’s a God >>>>>>>>>>> above” >:c>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> #idk why i’m so unreasonably angry >>>>>>>>>> #maybe >>>>>>>>>> cuz it’s my fav line>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> it’s also because Leonard COHEN (!) was Jewish >>>>>>>>>> and this is a quintessentially Jewish line, and >>>>>>>>>> changing it to that level of Annoying Certainty is >>>>>>>>>> stripping it of its Jewish meaning and imbuing it >>>>>>>>>> with that particularly American smug evangelical >>>>>>>>>> Christian attitude that makes me tired, so very >>>>>>>>>> tired>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> THAT IS EXACTLY WHY>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I don’t think I’ve heard any cover artist sing my >>>>>>>> favorite verses>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> You say I took the name in vain >>>>>>>> I don’t even know the name >>>>>>>> But if I did, well really, what’s it to you? >>>>>>>> There’s a blaze of light >>>>>>>> In every word >>>>>>>> It doesn’t matter which you heard >>>>>>>> The holy or the broken Hallelujah>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I did my best, it wasn’t much >>>>>>>> I couldn’t feel, so I tried to touch >>>>>>>> I’ve told the truth, I didn’t come to fool you >>>>>>>> And even though >>>>>>>> It all went wrong >>>>>>>> I’ll stand before the Lord of Song >>>>>>>> With nothing on my tongue but Hallelujah>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> um woah>>>>>>
>>>>>> I will always hit the reblog button so hard for Hallelujah >>>>>> but ESPECIALLY mentions of the elusive final verses which >>>>>> are just about my favorite lyrics ever. Why do people >>>>>> always omit the best part of the song??>>>>>
>>>>> In Yiddish>>>>>
>>>>> In Hebrew>>>>
>>>> In Ladino>>>
>>> Yeah, I wonder why the verses that reference specific Jewish >>> mystical and chassidic concepts that aren’t readily understood >>> by American “I love Jews, you know, Jesus was Jewish!” >>> Christians never get any airtime. Funny that.>>>
>>> You say I took the name in vain >>> I don’t even know the name >>> But if I did, well really, what’s it to you? >>> There’s a blaze of light >>> In every word >>> It doesn’t matter which you heard >>> The holy or the broken Hallelujah>>>
>>> These are specifically about Chassidic Jewish theories of the >>> holy language, how each letter and combination of letters in >>> Hebrew contains the essence of the divine spark and if used >>> correctly, can unlock or uncover the divine spark in the mundane >>> material word. And of course, there are secret names of God >>> which, when spoken by any ordinary human would kill them, but if >>> you are worthy and holy and righteous can be used to perform >>> miracles or even to behold the glory of God face-to-face. The >>> words themselves have power. Orthodox Jews often won’t even >>> pronounce the word “hallelujah” in it’s entirety in >>> conversation, because the “yah” sound at the end is a True >>> Name of God (there are hundreds, supposedly) and thus too holy >>> to say outside of prayer.>>>
>>> None of this is to mention how David’s sin in sleeping with >>> Batshevah (the subject of much of the song, with a brief >>> deviation to Shimshon and Delilah) is considered the turning >>> point in the Tanach that ultimately dooms the Davidic line at >>> the cosmological level and thus dooms Jewish sovereignty and >>> independence altogether. From a Christian perspective this led >>> to Jesus, the King of Kings, and that’s all very well and good >>> for them, but for the Jews, the Davidic line never returned and >>> is the central tragedy of the total arc of the Torah. Like, our >>> Bible doesn’t have a happy ending? And that’s what this song >>> is about? There’s no Grace - you just have to sit with the sin >>> and its consequence.>>>
>>> Of course, Cohen is referencing all of this ironically, and >>> personalizing these very high-level religious concepts. Like the >>> point of this song is that Cohen, the songwriter, is identifying >>> with David, the psalmist, and identifying his own sins with >>> David’s. The ache that you hear in this song is that the two >>> thousand year exile that resulted from one wrong night of >>> passion and Cohen feels that the pain he has caused to his lover >>> is of equally monumental infamy. Basically, in a certain light, >>> the whole of Psalms is a vain effort for David to atone for his >>> sin and I think Cohen was writing this song in wonderment that >>> David could eternally praise the God who would not forgive him >>> and would force him and his people into exile. But he ultimately >>> gets how you have to surrender to the inexorable force of God in >>> the face of your own inadequacies and how to surrender is to >>> worship and to worship is to praise - hence, Hallelujah. You can >>> either do the right thing and worship God from the start, or you >>> can fuck up, be punished, and thus be forced to beg for His >>> forgiveness. It’s the terrible inevitability of praise >>> that’s driving him mad.>>>
>>> Like honestly, I identify with this song so strongly as an >>> off-the-derech Jew, I sometimes wonder what Christians can >>> possibly hear in this song, as it speaks so specifically to the >>> sadomasochistic relationship that a lapsed Jew has with their >>> God. It’s such a different song from a Christian theological >>> perspective it’s almost unrecognizable, man. This song >>> continues to be a wonder of postmodern Jewish theology and >>> sexuality from start to finish. Don’t let anyone give you any >>> “Judeo-Christian” narishkeit. This is a Jewish song.>>>
>>> (Sorry about the wild tangent it’s just 2AM and I love this >>> song so dang much, you guys.)>>
>> holy shit. woah.>
> This.
That last bit from @stoneandbloodandwater, that’s a great articulation of the well of feeling, memory, storytelling, and culture packed into one of the most Jewish songs ever to get real famous. The song is both surrender and defiance, and that those are actually a single path together, not two opposite choices. (Reblogged from dduane)
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DEAR CHRISTIAN FRIENDS: PSAtherenegadegabbai
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> therenegadegabbai> :
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>> dear Christian friends! since we’re now approaching Easter and>> Pesach…
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>> if you’re a Christian in the US, you’ve probably seen a church >> advertise a seder. . churches >> will often put on seders for Easter in a misguided attempt to >> connect to the last supper, or will use it to celebrate Pesach in >> a Christian manner. this might have happened in your church. you >> might have attended it.>>
>> here are some reasons why that’s a problem:>>
>> * SEDERS ARE A SPECIFICALLY JEWISH RITUAL. the same concerns >> about appropriation apply here–this is a sacred practice by us >> and for us, and if you’re not invited to participate (which >> often happens! talk to your Jewish friends!), it is harmful for >> you to take our ritual and use it to suit your own purposes.>>
>> * Jesus was a Jew. cool! let’s talk about it! interfaith >> dialogue is my jam. but CHRISTIANITY HAS BEEN A SEPARATE TRADITION >> FROM JUDAISM FOR 2000 YEARS. you have your own holy traditions and >> practices, as do we, and all of those have changed over the last >> two millenia. Jesus’ Judaism looked very different than >> today’s, not least because he lived in a time when there was >> still a Temple in Jerusalem. in his time, Pesach focused on a >> physical _korban_, or sacrifice at the Temple, and the rabbinic >> extrapolations that formed the modern seder had not been set down >> in writing. while the modern seder uses ritual foods and texts to >> recall or fulfill similar functions to the _korbanot_, it is not >> the same as a celebration of Pesach that would have occurred >> during the Second Temple Era. THAT THE HOLY FIGURE OF YOUR FAITH >> CELEBRATED A RITUAL THAT SHARES ANCIENT ROOTS WITH OUR MODERN ONES >> DOES NOT ENTITLE YOU TO THE MODERN RITUAL.>>
>> * the above applies whether or not the last supper was in fact a >> Pesach meal. biblical historians can debate this more completely >> than i can, but in either case, THE MODERN JEWISH SEDER IS THE >> RESULT OF 2000 YEARS OF JEWISH DEVELOPMENT INDEPENDENT OF >> CHRISTIANITY. it is not yours. >> * also, given that one of the central tenets of our tradition is >> that _Moshiach_, or the messiah, has not yet come, IT’S PRETTY >> SQUICKY FOR US TO SEE A MESSIANIC GROUP APPROPRIATING A JEWISH >> PRACTICE IN SERVICE OF THEIR MESSIAH.>>
>> * also, you all have some pretty cool practices as far as i can >> see! you have a beautiful and vast tradition to draw from when >> celebrating Easter and other holidays. WHY APPROPRIATE WHEN YOU >> COULD BE CELEBRATING SOMETHING WHOLLY YOUR OWN?>>
>> * the history of antisemitism is long and checkered, and >> unfortunately has quite a lot to do with Christianity. >> CHRISTIANITY HAS BEEN A MAJOR BODY IN THE OPPRESSION, >> DISENFRANCHISEMENT, AND MURDER OF JEWS FOR CENTURIES. whether >> accusing us of killing Jesus, relegating us to ghettoes, >> perpetuating damaging stereotypes, limiting our citizenship, >> encouraging and engaging in large-scale murders of Jewish >> communities, expelling us from cities and nations, forcing >> conversions, or many, many other acts of antisemitic violence over >> the years, THE CHURCH HAS CONSISTENTLY GIVEN RELIGIOUS POWER TO >> ANTISEMITIC POSITIONS. while this has improved in certain places >> in recent years, it’s a long history. and its effects are still >> felt today–even in Christian-majority places where physical >> violence has become less common (though by no means absent), Jews >> have to fight for our ability to celebrate _real_ Pesach, often >> facing the possibility of retaliation when taking time off of work >> or school, while Christian holidays are made federal. elsewhere, >> Jews continue to hide in our homes during the Easter season to >> avoid those set on revenge for Jesus’ death. IT RANKLES WHEN >> ANYONE TAKES OUR TRADITIONS, BUT WHEN THE PEOPLE IN QUESTION ARE >> PART OF A LEGACY THAT HAS, THROUGH PHYSICAL AND INSTITUTIONAL >> VIOLENCE, PREVENTED US FROM CELEBRATING THEM OURSELVES, IT IS ALL >> THE MORE HARMFUL.>>
>> * antisemitism related to Pesach _specifically_ has also had a >> massive and devastating impact on Jewish communities around the >> globe. THE BLOOD LIBEL, ONE OF THE MOST PERNICIOUS ANTISEMITIC >> MYTHS, ACCUSES JEWS OF KIDNAPPING AND MURDERING CHRISTIAN CHILDREN >> IN ORDER TO USE THEIR BLOOD TO MAKE _MATZAH_, THE UNLEAVENED BREAD >> USED IN PESACH SEDERS. it has been used to call all Jews >> child-killers, bloodthirsty, predatory, and cruel. it was an >> impetus behind most of the major European-Christian acts of >> antisemitic violence, including the Inquisition, the Holocaust, >> and pogroms, and is still in use today, all around the world. the >> very observance of Pesach has been shaped by this violence–for >> example, many Ashkenazi Jewish communities still have a practice >> of using white or raisin wine instead of red for their seders, >> simply because the danger of being killed for having a cup of red >> liquid on a Pesach table was so great. FOR THE RIGHT TO CELEBRATE >> _THIS HOLIDAY IN PARTICULAR_, MILLIONS (AND NO, I AM NOT >> EXAGGERATING) OF JEWS HAVE BEEN MURDERED. Pesach is a celebration >> of our freedom from bondage, but it has also been a time of fear. >> YOU CAN HAVE A SEDER ON A WHIM. WE PUT OUR LIVES ON THE LINE. >> * please respect our history. if you have questions, my inbox is >> always open, and if you’d like to learn what a real seder is >> like, so is my door!>>
>> * further reading>>
>>
>> SO, what can you do? if you see a local church advertising a seder >> and are in a position to speak out, do so. if you’re not, >> that’s okay. but start these conversations whenever you can. and >> YOU CAN ALWAYS, OF COURSE, GET IN TOUCH WITH YOUR LOCAL JEWISH >> COMMUNITY AND LEARN ABOUT ACTUAL JEWISH PRACTICES! APPROPRIATION >> IS NOT THE ONLY WAY TO CONNECT TO JEWS OR JUDAISM. let’s >> celebrate these springtime holidays in the spirit of interfaith >> understanding! Once again, it’s time to remind people about this. If your church is planning a seder, ask them to stop and do something instead that’s outreach, not appropriation.(Source: still-trg
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(Reblogged from ohthewhomanity)
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thezohar
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> So I saw Black Panther today and it was fantastic but real talk > I’ve been reading “T'chaka” and “T'challa” thinking the > ‘ch’ was anglicizing a sound like it does in like > “Chanukah” or like. “Challah”. So to find out it’s just > straight up a ch sound was a Discovery and now I’ve gotta change > how I’ve been mentally pronouncing it. I’m so glad I’m not the only one who did this. (Reblogged from thezohar)
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>> tikkunolamorgtfo>> :
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>>> eshusplayground>>> :
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>>>> fromchaostocosmos>>>> :
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>>>>> eshusplayground>>>>> :
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>>>>>> theknightlyrealist>>>>>> :
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>>>>>>> bairnsidhe >>>>>>> :>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> eshusplayground >>>>>>>> :>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> fromchaostocosmos >>>>>>>>> :>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> i haven’t yet seen black panther, but i have >>>>>>>>>> like so many questions in terms of Wakanda Jews.>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Like at what point did the isolationism start in >>>>>>>>>> Wakanda so like up to where did we were last all >>>>>>>>>> on the same page in terms of various sefarim and >>>>>>>>>> interpretations of Halachot and Jewish history.>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Cause like I can’t imagine if I found out for >>>>>>>>>> the first time about the Holocaust so like imagine >>>>>>>>>> Jews from Wakanda finding out for the first time.>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> But also imagine them finding out that for the we >>>>>>>>>> are also by the millions back in our homeland and >>>>>>>>>> able to freely live and visit there for the first >>>>>>>>>> time since the destruction of the Second Temple.>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Also imagine all the sefarim and minhagim that >>>>>>>>>> Wakanda Jews have written and come up with that >>>>>>>>>> the rest of the Jewish population don’t know >>>>>>>>>> about.>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Like I would love to know Wakanda Jews traditions.>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Like think of all the new Zemirot and tunes to be >>>>>>>>>> learnt.>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> And like just like there is Ladino, Judeo-Arabic, >>>>>>>>>> and Yiddish there must be must versions mixing the >>>>>>>>>> various languages spoken by the people of Wakanda >>>>>>>>>> with Hebrew.>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Also like what do their decorations look like for >>>>>>>>>> their Sukkot, and like how to they design their >>>>>>>>>> kippot, ketubahs, menorahs, shuls, mikvahs, >>>>>>>>>> mezuzah covers, haggadahs, and more.>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> What do their wedding look like and what >>>>>>>>>> traditions do they do.>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Like I’m just brimming with questions as to what >>>>>>>>>> Jewish life is like in Wakanda and what the Jews >>>>>>>>>> there have learnt.>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Because think of all the Halacha questions that >>>>>>>>>> needed to be answered because they have such >>>>>>>>>> advanced technology and with new technology comes >>>>>>>>>> a million and one Halacha questions.>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Like one of the really cool things about Jews is >>>>>>>>>> that no matter where in the world and when in time >>>>>>>>>> there are some things that just are always the >>>>>>>>>> same there is still just so much history and >>>>>>>>>> culture and traditions and philosophy and food to >>>>>>>>>> be shared>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I can’t help but think that in this universe >>>>>>>>>> where Wakanda exists for Jews it must be a really >>>>>>>>>> exciting time.>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I imagine that the Wakandan Jewish community would >>>>>>>>> be _very _old, especially considering that Wakanda >>>>>>>>> was untouched by Arabic and European expansion into >>>>>>>>> Africa.>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Well, in the comics, Wakanda did know about the >>>>>>>> Holocaust, and King T’Chaka (although this is from >>>>>>>> the 60′s version where T’challa becomes BP about >>>>>>>> when Tony gets his ass blasted in Vietnam, so in MCU >>>>>>>> it’d be T’Chaka’s dad) gave Howard Stark the >>>>>>>> vibranium to make Steve’s shield.>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Like, they were still isolationists who protected >>>>>>>> themselves by giving an ignorant goat-herder >>>>>>>> impression to outsiders. They NEEDED to be >>>>>>>> underestimated if they were going to keep the war off >>>>>>>> their doorstep.>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> But T’Chaka flies himself, in the dead of night, to >>>>>>>> Howard Stark, a man who would know exactly what kind >>>>>>>> of high-tech rig would be needed to mine, refine, and >>>>>>>> use this metal, and says “That guy who punches >>>>>>>> Hitler in the face. He needs a better shield.”>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> T’Chaka risked exposure, risked his country going >>>>>>>> into a terrible war, JUST to give Steve a shield.>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> A shield with a star in the center.>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Fuck, man, Wakanda’s Jews were already on that ball.>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> —–>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> But also, VIBRANIUM MEZUZAH, I’m here for that!>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Considering that M’Baku’s tribe has Hindu elements, >>>>>>> with Hanuman, I wouldn’t be surprised by there being >>>>>>> Jewish Wakandans. I wonder when they may have arrived >>>>>>> though, the Roman diasporia? Wakanda seems like they >>>>>>> closed themselves off before then, though.>>>>>>
>>>>>> Given that: 1) Bast the panther goddess sounds like it’s >>>>>> linked to the Egyptian deity Bastet, 2) Wakanda is >>>>>> (currently) located near South Sudan, Uganda, Kenya and >>>>>> Ethiopia, and 3) there are established Jewish communities >>>>>> in at least two of those four countries, a connection >>>>>> between Wakanda and the Jewish people could potentially go >>>>>> as far back as King Solomon or the Exodus.>>>>>
>>>>> but isn’t hiduism only 500 years old so how would that >>>>> work if Wakanda closed off before then>>>>
>>>> Hinduism is much older than that.>>>
>>> Hinduism is older than Judaism.>>
>> I think the real important question here is how long do Wakandan >> Jews wait between meat and milk>
> The answer to this question will determine which Wakandan synagogues > I’ll enter and which I’ll never set foot in. I haven’t seen the movie yet, but dang do I love this. (Reblogged from knitmeapony)
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