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ARMY TO AUTHORIZE BEARDS IF VACCINE GOAL REACHED BY JULY PENTAGON — Army Chief of Staff Gen. James C. McConville today pledged to authorize beards if the Army met the goal of having 90% of all soldiers vaccinated against Covid-19 by July 4th. “Though most of you trailer park ex-pats couldn’t grow a full beard if your life depended on it,” McConville said during a press conferenceannouncing
LOCKHEED UNVEILS '6TH-GENERATION FIGHTER FOR THE MIDDLE By Scheisskopf. BETHESDA, Md. — Lockheed-Martin has unveiled a “6th Generation Fighter for the Middle Class” in response to the Biden administration’s interim National Security Strategic Guidance. “This aircraft’s lethality is a testament to the resiliency of the middle class,” said Lockheed CEO James D. Taiclet. DOD ADOPTS NEW 'WINNING ISN'T EVERYTHING' MOTTO THE PENTAGON — After decades of wars in which decisive victory and a coherent purpose were often elusive, the Department of Defense announced it has adopted a new motto: “Winning Isn’t Everything.”. “Moving forward, it’s important for us to try and enjoy the process, rather than focus on the outcome of internationalconflict
INTERACTIVE MILITARY MUSEUM EXHIBIT INVITES PATRONS TO By W. E. Linde. DAYTON, Ohio — A new traveling interactive exhibit at the National Museum of the United States Air Force gives patrons and military history lovers a chance to experience an aspect of military operations rarely mentioned in history books: defecation in austere locations. “When people normally visit a museum, they usually come to see cool weapons and aircraft and to learn ARMY SAYS GENERALS CAN SUBSTITUTE TWO-MINUTE PLANK IN LIEU The test will be gender-neutral and scored using a tiered scoring system with five performance categories: Platinum, Gold, Kevlar, CLP, and Moon Dust.Those in the Platinum and Gold categories will be among the fittest 10% of generals in the Army, while those in the Moon Dust category can be described as “moving in slow motion, as if they’re trying to run in moon dust.” IRAN SAYS NUCLEAR WEAPONS PROGRAM PURELY FOR HUNTING AND By Whiskey Fueled Tirade. TEHRAN — In a shocking reversal, a spokesman for the Atomic Energy Organization of Iran admitted the country does have a nuclear weapons program but its leaders only intend to use them for hunting and home defense. PENTAGON TO WEED OUT EXTREMISTS BY BANNING MARINE CORPS PENTAGON — A Pentagon study aimed at identifying and rooting out extremism in the armed forces has led to the conclusion that the Marine Corps should be a banned extremist group by 2022. “The Department of Defense convened a panel to study the roots of extremism after the Jan. 6th attack on the Capitol,” said Defense SecretaryLloyd Austin.
SERGEANT MAJOR SAYS NO ONE IS LEAVING AFGHANISTAN UNTIL KABUL, Afghanistan — Despite a pledge by President Joe Biden to withdraw all American troops from Afghanistan by Sept 11, 2021, absolutely no one is “leaving this shithole until every piece of brass is cleaned up from my AOR,” said Sgt. Maj. of the Army Michael Grinston in a sternly worded announcement. “Yeah, I know what theboss said
PENTAGON FINALLY ADMITS ‘GOD BLESS THE USA’ IS A FUCKING WASHINGTON — The Afghanistan Papers contained many shocking revelations, but none more surprising than the behind-the-scene admission by senior Pentagon officials that Lee Greenwood’s "God Bless the U.S.A." is "fucking terrible." Emails between senior leaders showed the Defense chiefs have for years hated the classic patriotic country ditty as "a cacophony of ear-splitting horror." DUFFEL BLOGABOUTSCANDAL ARCHIVESPETRAEUS ARCHIVES Duffel Blog. Duffel Blog is the first and only online parody news organization focused on the U.S. military and veterans — helping advance critical thinking in national security through satire and smart humor. AWOL numbers skyrocket after Air Force transitions to camouflage that actually works “I can never find my subordinatesanymore."
ARMY TO AUTHORIZE BEARDS IF VACCINE GOAL REACHED BY JULY PENTAGON — Army Chief of Staff Gen. James C. McConville today pledged to authorize beards if the Army met the goal of having 90% of all soldiers vaccinated against Covid-19 by July 4th. “Though most of you trailer park ex-pats couldn’t grow a full beard if your life depended on it,” McConville said during a press conferenceannouncing
LOCKHEED UNVEILS '6TH-GENERATION FIGHTER FOR THE MIDDLE By Scheisskopf. BETHESDA, Md. — Lockheed-Martin has unveiled a “6th Generation Fighter for the Middle Class” in response to the Biden administration’s interim National Security Strategic Guidance. “This aircraft’s lethality is a testament to the resiliency of the middle class,” said Lockheed CEO James D. Taiclet. DOD ADOPTS NEW 'WINNING ISN'T EVERYTHING' MOTTO THE PENTAGON — After decades of wars in which decisive victory and a coherent purpose were often elusive, the Department of Defense announced it has adopted a new motto: “Winning Isn’t Everything.”. “Moving forward, it’s important for us to try and enjoy the process, rather than focus on the outcome of internationalconflict
INTERACTIVE MILITARY MUSEUM EXHIBIT INVITES PATRONS TO By W. E. Linde. DAYTON, Ohio — A new traveling interactive exhibit at the National Museum of the United States Air Force gives patrons and military history lovers a chance to experience an aspect of military operations rarely mentioned in history books: defecation in austere locations. “When people normally visit a museum, they usually come to see cool weapons and aircraft and to learn ARMY SAYS GENERALS CAN SUBSTITUTE TWO-MINUTE PLANK IN LIEU The test will be gender-neutral and scored using a tiered scoring system with five performance categories: Platinum, Gold, Kevlar, CLP, and Moon Dust.Those in the Platinum and Gold categories will be among the fittest 10% of generals in the Army, while those in the Moon Dust category can be described as “moving in slow motion, as if they’re trying to run in moon dust.” IRAN SAYS NUCLEAR WEAPONS PROGRAM PURELY FOR HUNTING AND By Whiskey Fueled Tirade. TEHRAN — In a shocking reversal, a spokesman for the Atomic Energy Organization of Iran admitted the country does have a nuclear weapons program but its leaders only intend to use them for hunting and home defense. PENTAGON TO WEED OUT EXTREMISTS BY BANNING MARINE CORPS PENTAGON — A Pentagon study aimed at identifying and rooting out extremism in the armed forces has led to the conclusion that the Marine Corps should be a banned extremist group by 2022. “The Department of Defense convened a panel to study the roots of extremism after the Jan. 6th attack on the Capitol,” said Defense SecretaryLloyd Austin.
SERGEANT MAJOR SAYS NO ONE IS LEAVING AFGHANISTAN UNTIL KABUL, Afghanistan — Despite a pledge by President Joe Biden to withdraw all American troops from Afghanistan by Sept 11, 2021, absolutely no one is “leaving this shithole until every piece of brass is cleaned up from my AOR,” said Sgt. Maj. of the Army Michael Grinston in a sternly worded announcement. “Yeah, I know what theboss said
PENTAGON FINALLY ADMITS ‘GOD BLESS THE USA’ IS A FUCKING WASHINGTON — The Afghanistan Papers contained many shocking revelations, but none more surprising than the behind-the-scene admission by senior Pentagon officials that Lee Greenwood’s "God Bless the U.S.A." is "fucking terrible." Emails between senior leaders showed the Defense chiefs have for years hated the classic patriotic country ditty as "a cacophony of ear-splitting horror." ARMY TO AUTHORIZE BEARDS IF VACCINE GOAL REACHED BY JULY By Whiskey Fueled Tirade. PENTAGON — Army Chief of Staff Gen. James C. McConville today pledged to authorize beards if the Army met the goal of having 90% of all soldiers vaccinated against Covid-19 by July4th.
ARMY OPENS YES MEN ACADEMY FOR OFFICERS 4 hours ago · By Red Friday. WASHINGTON — The Army announced on Wednesday it had opened a new leadership school to teach officers how to be better Yes Men. “I'm proud to announce the opening of the Yes Men Center of Excellence,” said Army Chief Of Staff Gen. JamesMcConville.
SERGEANT MAJOR SAYS NO ONE IS LEAVING AFGHANISTAN UNTIL KABUL, Afghanistan — Despite a pledge by President Joe Biden to withdraw all American troops from Afghanistan by Sept 11, 2021, absolutely no one is “leaving this shithole until every piece of brass is cleaned up from my AOR,” said Sgt. Maj. of the Army Michael Grinston in a sternly worded announcement. “Yeah, I know what theboss said
MARINE DIES AFTER 8 DAYS WITHOUT HAIRCUT Marine dies after 8 days without haircut. THE PENTAGON – An unnamed Marine died yesterday after a prolonged battle with unchecked hair growth, Pentagon officials announced today. The deceased had also been identified as being positively infected with COVID-19, the hypervirulent pathogen responsible for over 136,000 deaths worldwideand a
ARMY SAYS GENERALS CAN SUBSTITUTE TWO-MINUTE PLANK IN LIEU The test will be gender-neutral and scored using a tiered scoring system with five performance categories: Platinum, Gold, Kevlar, CLP, and Moon Dust.Those in the Platinum and Gold categories will be among the fittest 10% of generals in the Army, while those in the Moon Dust category can be described as “moving in slow motion, as if they’re trying to run in moon dust.” F-35 TESTS POSITIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS F-35 tests positive for Coronavirus. EDWARDS AIR FORCE BASE, California — As the saga of seemingly never-ending problems plaguing the F-35 Joint Strike Fighter Program continues, things took took an unexpected turn this past week, as the unhealthy aircraft has tested positive for coronavirus. "We are not sure how this happened," an AirForce
MEET THE GENERAL OFFICERS WHO BROKE TRADITION AND JUST By Bull Winkle. WASHINGTON — Amid years of political turmoil, pundits and observers from across the spectrum are raising the alarm on a new trend: In retirement, many flag officers are shunning the limelight and shutting the fuck up. Phil McCracken, a retired Navy rear admiral and president of the “Relevant 4 Life” flag officeremployment
IRAN SAYS NUCLEAR WEAPONS PROGRAM PURELY FOR HUNTING AND By Whiskey Fueled Tirade. TEHRAN — In a shocking reversal, a spokesman for the Atomic Energy Organization of Iran admitted the country does have a nuclear weapons program but its leaders only intend to use them for hunting and home defense. NEW VR HEADSETS LET SOLDIERS SEE WHAT LIFE WOULD BE LIKE This thread is only visible to paying subscribers of Duffel Blog. Subscribe to view → Comments on this post are for paying subscribers PENTAGON FINALLY ADMITS ‘GOD BLESS THE USA’ IS A FUCKING WASHINGTON — The Afghanistan Papers contained many shocking revelations, but none more surprising than the behind-the-scene admission by senior Pentagon officials that Lee Greenwood’s "God Bless the U.S.A." is "fucking terrible." Emails between senior leaders showed the Defense chiefs have for years hated the classic patriotic country ditty as "a cacophony of ear-splitting horror." DUFFEL BLOGABOUTTIME SENSITIVESCANDAL ARCHIVESPETRAEUS ARCHIVES Duffel Blog. Duffel Blog is the first and only online parody news organization focused on the U.S. military and veterans — helping advance critical thinking in national security through satire and smart humor. AWOL numbers skyrocket after Air Force transitions to camouflage that actually works “I can never find my subordinatesanymore."
LOCKHEED UNVEILS '6TH-GENERATION FIGHTER FOR THE MIDDLE By Scheisskopf. BETHESDA, Md. — Lockheed-Martin has unveiled a “6th Generation Fighter for the Middle Class” in response to the Biden administration’s interim National Security Strategic Guidance. “This aircraft’s lethality is a testament to the resiliency of the middle class,” said Lockheed CEO James D. Taiclet. DOD ADOPTS NEW 'WINNING ISN'T EVERYTHING' MOTTO THE PENTAGON — After decades of wars in which decisive victory and a coherent purpose were often elusive, the Department of Defense announced it has adopted a new motto: “Winning Isn’t Everything.”. “Moving forward, it’s important for us to try and enjoy the process, rather than focus on the outcome of internationalconflict
PENTAGON FINALLY ADMITS ‘GOD BLESS THE USA’ IS A FUCKING WASHINGTON — The Afghanistan Papers contained many shocking revelations, but none more surprising than the behind-the-scene admission by senior Pentagon officials that Lee Greenwood’s "God Bless the U.S.A." is "fucking terrible." Emails between senior leaders showed the Defense chiefs have for years hated the classic patriotic country ditty as "a cacophony of ear-splitting horror." PENTAGON TO WEED OUT EXTREMISTS BY BANNING MARINE CORPS PENTAGON — A Pentagon study aimed at identifying and rooting out extremism in the armed forces has led to the conclusion that the Marine Corps should be a banned extremist group by 2022. “The Department of Defense convened a panel to study the roots of extremism after the Jan. 6th attack on the Capitol,” said Defense SecretaryLloyd Austin.
SERGEANT MAJOR SAYS NO ONE IS LEAVING AFGHANISTAN UNTIL KABUL, Afghanistan — Despite a pledge by President Joe Biden to withdraw all American troops from Afghanistan by Sept 11, 2021, absolutely no one is “leaving this shithole until every piece of brass is cleaned up from my AOR,” said Sgt. Maj. of the Army Michael Grinston in a sternly worded announcement. “Yeah, I know what theboss said
TED CRUZ TELLS US ARMY TO GET BACK TO COMMERCIALS THAT WASHINGTON — Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) is not backing down from his criticism of what he’s called a “woke” Army recruiting campaign. On Monday he released a new statement emphasizing the urgent need for the Army to “get back to commercials that make my dick hard.”. The statement came after Cruz shared a deceptively edited video last SOLDIERS EVICTED FROM BARRACKS TO PROTECT ENDANGERED BLACK Don't worry, the mold is safe. FORT JACKSON, S.C. — The Army forcibly removed soldiers from three barracks clusters last night to preserve a recently discovered species of toxic black mold, sources confirmed today. “We can confirm that a high-value mold species was positively identified last night,” said Army spokesperson AugustCorda.
MASTER SGT. BEATS DISCRIMINATION CHARGE BY PROVING HE FORT IRWIN, California — Army Master Sgt. Matthew Lowe made history today after clearing his name in a landmark discrimination case with an unlikely defense—he hates everyone equally. "Am I happy?" asked Lowe when responding to reporters. "Look, I regret that a soldier felt like they were being singled out, but I'm glad that we've clarified all the misunderstandings for that little turd." MARINES SEND HOMEMADE CARDS, LETTERS TO MATTIS ON FIRST WASHINGTON — Marines across the active and reserve force have sent letters and homemade cards to former Defense Secretary Jim Mattis for Father’s Day, sources confirmed today. Officials confirmed they became aware of the card writing activity within the ranks when an unusual number of requests came in for construction paper, glitter glue, and puff paint from Marines worldwide. DUFFEL BLOGABOUTTIME SENSITIVESCANDAL ARCHIVESPETRAEUS ARCHIVES Duffel Blog. Duffel Blog is the first and only online parody news organization focused on the U.S. military and veterans — helping advance critical thinking in national security through satire and smart humor. AWOL numbers skyrocket after Air Force transitions to camouflage that actually works “I can never find my subordinatesanymore."
LOCKHEED UNVEILS '6TH-GENERATION FIGHTER FOR THE MIDDLE By Scheisskopf. BETHESDA, Md. — Lockheed-Martin has unveiled a “6th Generation Fighter for the Middle Class” in response to the Biden administration’s interim National Security Strategic Guidance. “This aircraft’s lethality is a testament to the resiliency of the middle class,” said Lockheed CEO James D. Taiclet. DOD ADOPTS NEW 'WINNING ISN'T EVERYTHING' MOTTO THE PENTAGON — After decades of wars in which decisive victory and a coherent purpose were often elusive, the Department of Defense announced it has adopted a new motto: “Winning Isn’t Everything.”. “Moving forward, it’s important for us to try and enjoy the process, rather than focus on the outcome of internationalconflict
PENTAGON FINALLY ADMITS ‘GOD BLESS THE USA’ IS A FUCKING WASHINGTON — The Afghanistan Papers contained many shocking revelations, but none more surprising than the behind-the-scene admission by senior Pentagon officials that Lee Greenwood’s "God Bless the U.S.A." is "fucking terrible." Emails between senior leaders showed the Defense chiefs have for years hated the classic patriotic country ditty as "a cacophony of ear-splitting horror." PENTAGON TO WEED OUT EXTREMISTS BY BANNING MARINE CORPS PENTAGON — A Pentagon study aimed at identifying and rooting out extremism in the armed forces has led to the conclusion that the Marine Corps should be a banned extremist group by 2022. “The Department of Defense convened a panel to study the roots of extremism after the Jan. 6th attack on the Capitol,” said Defense SecretaryLloyd Austin.
SERGEANT MAJOR SAYS NO ONE IS LEAVING AFGHANISTAN UNTIL KABUL, Afghanistan — Despite a pledge by President Joe Biden to withdraw all American troops from Afghanistan by Sept 11, 2021, absolutely no one is “leaving this shithole until every piece of brass is cleaned up from my AOR,” said Sgt. Maj. of the Army Michael Grinston in a sternly worded announcement. “Yeah, I know what theboss said
TED CRUZ TELLS US ARMY TO GET BACK TO COMMERCIALS THAT WASHINGTON — Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) is not backing down from his criticism of what he’s called a “woke” Army recruiting campaign. On Monday he released a new statement emphasizing the urgent need for the Army to “get back to commercials that make my dick hard.”. The statement came after Cruz shared a deceptively edited video last SOLDIERS EVICTED FROM BARRACKS TO PROTECT ENDANGERED BLACK Don't worry, the mold is safe. FORT JACKSON, S.C. — The Army forcibly removed soldiers from three barracks clusters last night to preserve a recently discovered species of toxic black mold, sources confirmed today. “We can confirm that a high-value mold species was positively identified last night,” said Army spokesperson AugustCorda.
MASTER SGT. BEATS DISCRIMINATION CHARGE BY PROVING HE FORT IRWIN, California — Army Master Sgt. Matthew Lowe made history today after clearing his name in a landmark discrimination case with an unlikely defense—he hates everyone equally. "Am I happy?" asked Lowe when responding to reporters. "Look, I regret that a soldier felt like they were being singled out, but I'm glad that we've clarified all the misunderstandings for that little turd." MARINES SEND HOMEMADE CARDS, LETTERS TO MATTIS ON FIRST WASHINGTON — Marines across the active and reserve force have sent letters and homemade cards to former Defense Secretary Jim Mattis for Father’s Day, sources confirmed today. Officials confirmed they became aware of the card writing activity within the ranks when an unusual number of requests came in for construction paper, glitter glue, and puff paint from Marines worldwide. ARMY TO AUTHORIZE BEARDS IF VACCINE GOAL REACHED BY JULY By Whiskey Fueled Tirade. PENTAGON — Army Chief of Staff Gen. James C. McConville today pledged to authorize beards if the Army met the goal of having 90% of all soldiers vaccinated against Covid-19 by July4th.
NEW VR HEADSETS LET SOLDIERS SEE WHAT LIFE WOULD BE LIKE By W. E. Linde. FORT BRAGG — The Army Research Lab has started testing virtual and augmented reality headsets that not only greatly enhance situational awareness in combat, but also show soldiers how good life could have been had they made better life choices. Troops this week who trained with these next-generation headsets were able toexperience life as
SERGEANT MAJOR SAYS NO ONE IS LEAVING AFGHANISTAN UNTIL KABUL, Afghanistan — Despite a pledge by President Joe Biden to withdraw all American troops from Afghanistan by Sept 11, 2021, absolutely no one is “leaving this shithole until every piece of brass is cleaned up from my AOR,” said Sgt. Maj. of the Army Michael Grinston in a sternly worded announcement. “Yeah, I know what theboss said
ARMY SAYS GENERALS CAN SUBSTITUTE TWO-MINUTE PLANK IN LIEU The test will be gender-neutral and scored using a tiered scoring system with five performance categories: Platinum, Gold, Kevlar, CLP, and Moon Dust.Those in the Platinum and Gold categories will be among the fittest 10% of generals in the Army, while those in the Moon Dust category can be described as “moving in slow motion, as if they’re trying to run in moon dust.” IRAN SAYS NUCLEAR WEAPONS PROGRAM PURELY FOR HUNTING AND By Whiskey Fueled Tirade. TEHRAN — In a shocking reversal, a spokesman for the Atomic Energy Organization of Iran admitted the country does have a nuclear weapons program but its leaders only intend to use them for hunting and home defense. NEW VR HEADSETS LET SOLDIERS SEE WHAT LIFE WOULD BE LIKE This thread is only visible to paying subscribers of Duffel Blog. Subscribe to view → Comments on this post are for paying subscribers MASTER SGT. BEATS DISCRIMINATION CHARGE BY PROVING HE FORT IRWIN, California — Army Master Sgt. Matthew Lowe made history today after clearing his name in a landmark discrimination case with an unlikely defense—he hates everyone equally. "Am I happy?" asked Lowe when responding to reporters. "Look, I regret that a soldier felt like they were being singled out, but I'm glad that we've clarified all the misunderstandings for that little turd." LIFELESS CORPSE ALMOST BURIED WITH MILITARY HONORS—THEN ARLINGTON, Va. — Whoa. We knew the military made mistakes from time to time, but we never thought it could gaff up quite like this. When coworkers found this lifeless corpse apparently dead at its desk in the Pentagon, their first thought was that it must have been a soldier who was courageously killed in the line of duty while preparing a PowerPoint slide on readiness. MPS REPLACE TEAR GAS WITH DIGESTED-MRE-SCENT FART SPRAY THE PENTAGON — The Military Police Corps wants the country to know it is ready for action if the Insurrection Act is invoked. But deeming tear gas and bear mace “ineffective,” the MPs have sought an upgrade. Starting July 4, military police and security forces units will training with high tech fart sprays. JAMES MATTIS'S MEMOIRS WRITTEN ENTIRELY IN CRAYON According to a recent interview with The Atlantic, former Secretary of Defense and Marine Corps General James Mattis wrote the first draft of his book, Call Sign Chaos: Learning to Lead, entirely in crayon. "Some of the greatest authors in history have done their best work when isolated from the rest of society where they can think clearly," saidMattis.
DUFFEL BLOGABOUTTIME SENSITIVESCANDAL ARCHIVESPETRAEUS ARCHIVES Duffel Blog. Duffel Blog is the first and only online parody news organization focused on the U.S. military and veterans — helping advance critical thinking in national security through satire and smart humor. AWOL numbers skyrocket after Air Force transitions to camouflage that actually works “I can never find my subordinatesanymore."
LOCKHEED UNVEILS '6TH-GENERATION FIGHTER FOR THE MIDDLE By Scheisskopf. BETHESDA, Md. — Lockheed-Martin has unveiled a “6th Generation Fighter for the Middle Class” in response to the Biden administration’s interim National Security Strategic Guidance. “This aircraft’s lethality is a testament to the resiliency of the middle class,” said Lockheed CEO James D. Taiclet. DOD ADOPTS NEW 'WINNING ISN'T EVERYTHING' MOTTO THE PENTAGON — After decades of wars in which decisive victory and a coherent purpose were often elusive, the Department of Defense announced it has adopted a new motto: “Winning Isn’t Everything.”. “Moving forward, it’s important for us to try and enjoy the process, rather than focus on the outcome of internationalconflict
PENTAGON FINALLY ADMITS ‘GOD BLESS THE USA’ IS A FUCKING WASHINGTON — The Afghanistan Papers contained many shocking revelations, but none more surprising than the behind-the-scene admission by senior Pentagon officials that Lee Greenwood’s "God Bless the U.S.A." is "fucking terrible." Emails between senior leaders showed the Defense chiefs have for years hated the classic patriotic country ditty as "a cacophony of ear-splitting horror." PENTAGON TO WEED OUT EXTREMISTS BY BANNING MARINE CORPS PENTAGON — A Pentagon study aimed at identifying and rooting out extremism in the armed forces has led to the conclusion that the Marine Corps should be a banned extremist group by 2022. “The Department of Defense convened a panel to study the roots of extremism after the Jan. 6th attack on the Capitol,” said Defense SecretaryLloyd Austin.
SERGEANT MAJOR SAYS NO ONE IS LEAVING AFGHANISTAN UNTIL KABUL, Afghanistan — Despite a pledge by President Joe Biden to withdraw all American troops from Afghanistan by Sept 11, 2021, absolutely no one is “leaving this shithole until every piece of brass is cleaned up from my AOR,” said Sgt. Maj. of the Army Michael Grinston in a sternly worded announcement. “Yeah, I know what theboss said
TED CRUZ TELLS US ARMY TO GET BACK TO COMMERCIALS THAT WASHINGTON — Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) is not backing down from his criticism of what he’s called a “woke” Army recruiting campaign. On Monday he released a new statement emphasizing the urgent need for the Army to “get back to commercials that make my dick hard.”. The statement came after Cruz shared a deceptively edited video last SOLDIERS EVICTED FROM BARRACKS TO PROTECT ENDANGERED BLACK Don't worry, the mold is safe. FORT JACKSON, S.C. — The Army forcibly removed soldiers from three barracks clusters last night to preserve a recently discovered species of toxic black mold, sources confirmed today. “We can confirm that a high-value mold species was positively identified last night,” said Army spokesperson AugustCorda.
MASTER SGT. BEATS DISCRIMINATION CHARGE BY PROVING HE FORT IRWIN, California — Army Master Sgt. Matthew Lowe made history today after clearing his name in a landmark discrimination case with an unlikely defense—he hates everyone equally. "Am I happy?" asked Lowe when responding to reporters. "Look, I regret that a soldier felt like they were being singled out, but I'm glad that we've clarified all the misunderstandings for that little turd." MARINES SEND HOMEMADE CARDS, LETTERS TO MATTIS ON FIRST WASHINGTON — Marines across the active and reserve force have sent letters and homemade cards to former Defense Secretary Jim Mattis for Father’s Day, sources confirmed today. Officials confirmed they became aware of the card writing activity within the ranks when an unusual number of requests came in for construction paper, glitter glue, and puff paint from Marines worldwide. DUFFEL BLOGABOUTTIME SENSITIVESCANDAL ARCHIVESPETRAEUS ARCHIVES Duffel Blog. Duffel Blog is the first and only online parody news organization focused on the U.S. military and veterans — helping advance critical thinking in national security through satire and smart humor. AWOL numbers skyrocket after Air Force transitions to camouflage that actually works “I can never find my subordinatesanymore."
LOCKHEED UNVEILS '6TH-GENERATION FIGHTER FOR THE MIDDLE By Scheisskopf. BETHESDA, Md. — Lockheed-Martin has unveiled a “6th Generation Fighter for the Middle Class” in response to the Biden administration’s interim National Security Strategic Guidance. “This aircraft’s lethality is a testament to the resiliency of the middle class,” said Lockheed CEO James D. Taiclet. DOD ADOPTS NEW 'WINNING ISN'T EVERYTHING' MOTTO THE PENTAGON — After decades of wars in which decisive victory and a coherent purpose were often elusive, the Department of Defense announced it has adopted a new motto: “Winning Isn’t Everything.”. “Moving forward, it’s important for us to try and enjoy the process, rather than focus on the outcome of internationalconflict
PENTAGON FINALLY ADMITS ‘GOD BLESS THE USA’ IS A FUCKING WASHINGTON — The Afghanistan Papers contained many shocking revelations, but none more surprising than the behind-the-scene admission by senior Pentagon officials that Lee Greenwood’s "God Bless the U.S.A." is "fucking terrible." Emails between senior leaders showed the Defense chiefs have for years hated the classic patriotic country ditty as "a cacophony of ear-splitting horror." PENTAGON TO WEED OUT EXTREMISTS BY BANNING MARINE CORPS PENTAGON — A Pentagon study aimed at identifying and rooting out extremism in the armed forces has led to the conclusion that the Marine Corps should be a banned extremist group by 2022. “The Department of Defense convened a panel to study the roots of extremism after the Jan. 6th attack on the Capitol,” said Defense SecretaryLloyd Austin.
SERGEANT MAJOR SAYS NO ONE IS LEAVING AFGHANISTAN UNTIL KABUL, Afghanistan — Despite a pledge by President Joe Biden to withdraw all American troops from Afghanistan by Sept 11, 2021, absolutely no one is “leaving this shithole until every piece of brass is cleaned up from my AOR,” said Sgt. Maj. of the Army Michael Grinston in a sternly worded announcement. “Yeah, I know what theboss said
TED CRUZ TELLS US ARMY TO GET BACK TO COMMERCIALS THAT WASHINGTON — Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) is not backing down from his criticism of what he’s called a “woke” Army recruiting campaign. On Monday he released a new statement emphasizing the urgent need for the Army to “get back to commercials that make my dick hard.”. The statement came after Cruz shared a deceptively edited video last SOLDIERS EVICTED FROM BARRACKS TO PROTECT ENDANGERED BLACK Don't worry, the mold is safe. FORT JACKSON, S.C. — The Army forcibly removed soldiers from three barracks clusters last night to preserve a recently discovered species of toxic black mold, sources confirmed today. “We can confirm that a high-value mold species was positively identified last night,” said Army spokesperson AugustCorda.
MASTER SGT. BEATS DISCRIMINATION CHARGE BY PROVING HE FORT IRWIN, California — Army Master Sgt. Matthew Lowe made history today after clearing his name in a landmark discrimination case with an unlikely defense—he hates everyone equally. "Am I happy?" asked Lowe when responding to reporters. "Look, I regret that a soldier felt like they were being singled out, but I'm glad that we've clarified all the misunderstandings for that little turd." MARINES SEND HOMEMADE CARDS, LETTERS TO MATTIS ON FIRST WASHINGTON — Marines across the active and reserve force have sent letters and homemade cards to former Defense Secretary Jim Mattis for Father’s Day, sources confirmed today. Officials confirmed they became aware of the card writing activity within the ranks when an unusual number of requests came in for construction paper, glitter glue, and puff paint from Marines worldwide. ARMY TO AUTHORIZE BEARDS IF VACCINE GOAL REACHED BY JULY 1 day ago · By Whiskey Fueled Tirade. PENTAGON — Army Chief of Staff Gen. James C. McConville today pledged to authorize beards if the Army met the goal of having 90% of all soldiers vaccinated against Covid-19 by July 4th. NEW VR HEADSETS LET SOLDIERS SEE WHAT LIFE WOULD BE LIKE By W. E. Linde. FORT BRAGG — The Army Research Lab has started testing virtual and augmented reality headsets that not only greatly enhance situational awareness in combat, but also show soldiers how good life could have been had they made better life choices. Troops this week who trained with these next-generation headsets were able toexperience life as
SERGEANT MAJOR SAYS NO ONE IS LEAVING AFGHANISTAN UNTIL KABUL, Afghanistan — Despite a pledge by President Joe Biden to withdraw all American troops from Afghanistan by Sept 11, 2021, absolutely no one is “leaving this shithole until every piece of brass is cleaned up from my AOR,” said Sgt. Maj. of the Army Michael Grinston in a sternly worded announcement. “Yeah, I know what theboss said
ARMY SAYS GENERALS CAN SUBSTITUTE TWO-MINUTE PLANK IN LIEU The test will be gender-neutral and scored using a tiered scoring system with five performance categories: Platinum, Gold, Kevlar, CLP, and Moon Dust.Those in the Platinum and Gold categories will be among the fittest 10% of generals in the Army, while those in the Moon Dust category can be described as “moving in slow motion, as if they’re trying to run in moon dust.” IRAN SAYS NUCLEAR WEAPONS PROGRAM PURELY FOR HUNTING AND By Whiskey Fueled Tirade. TEHRAN — In a shocking reversal, a spokesman for the Atomic Energy Organization of Iran admitted the country does have a nuclear weapons program but its leaders only intend to use them for hunting and home defense. NEW VR HEADSETS LET SOLDIERS SEE WHAT LIFE WOULD BE LIKE This thread is only visible to paying subscribers of Duffel Blog. Subscribe to view → Comments on this post are for paying subscribers MASTER SGT. BEATS DISCRIMINATION CHARGE BY PROVING HE FORT IRWIN, California — Army Master Sgt. Matthew Lowe made history today after clearing his name in a landmark discrimination case with an unlikely defense—he hates everyone equally. "Am I happy?" asked Lowe when responding to reporters. "Look, I regret that a soldier felt like they were being singled out, but I'm glad that we've clarified all the misunderstandings for that little turd." LIFELESS CORPSE ALMOST BURIED WITH MILITARY HONORS—THEN ARLINGTON, Va. — Whoa. We knew the military made mistakes from time to time, but we never thought it could gaff up quite like this. When coworkers found this lifeless corpse apparently dead at its desk in the Pentagon, their first thought was that it must have been a soldier who was courageously killed in the line of duty while preparing a PowerPoint slide on readiness. MPS REPLACE TEAR GAS WITH DIGESTED-MRE-SCENT FART SPRAY THE PENTAGON — The Military Police Corps wants the country to know it is ready for action if the Insurrection Act is invoked. But deeming tear gas and bear mace “ineffective,” the MPs have sought an upgrade. Starting July 4, military police and security forces units will training with high tech fart sprays. JAMES MATTIS'S MEMOIRS WRITTEN ENTIRELY IN CRAYON According to a recent interview with The Atlantic, former Secretary of Defense and Marine Corps General James Mattis wrote the first draft of his book, Call Sign Chaos: Learning to Lead, entirely in crayon. "Some of the greatest authors in history have done their best work when isolated from the rest of society where they can think clearly," saidMattis.
DUFFEL BLOGABOUTTIME SENSITIVESCANDAL ARCHIVESPETRAEUS ARCHIVES Duffel Blog is the first and only online parody news organization focused on the U.S. military and veterans — helping advance critical thinking in national security through satire and smart humor. DOD ADOPTS NEW 'WINNING ISN'T EVERYTHING' MOTTO By Cat Astronaut. THE PENTAGON — After decades of wars in which decisive victory and a coherent purpose were often elusive, the Department of Defense announced it has adopted a new motto: “Winning Isn’t Everything.” LOCKHEED UNVEILS '6TH-GENERATION FIGHTER FOR THE MIDDLE By Scheisskopf. BETHESDA, Md. — Lockheed-Martin has unveiled a “6th Generation Fighter for the Middle Class” in response to the Biden administration’s interim National Security Strategic Guidance. “This aircraft’s lethality is a testament to the resiliency of the middle class,” said Lockheed CEO James D. Taiclet. NEW PENTAGON SUPERWEAPON SPREADS JOBS THROUGHOUT EVERY WASHINGTON — A new superweapon being developed by the Pentagon is set to be the first ever weapon able to spread jobs simultaneously throughout all 435 congressional districts. The most lethal and expensive military program in history managed to award contracts to Lockheed Martin, Boeing, Raytheon, Northrup Grumman, KBR, L3, Booz Allen Hamilton, Huawei, Ford, Walmart, and Kroger. PENTAGON FINALLY ADMITS ‘GOD BLESS THE USA’ IS A FUCKING WASHINGTON — The Afghanistan Papers contained many shocking revelations, but none more surprising than the behind-the-scene admission by senior Pentagon officials that Lee Greenwood’s "God Bless the U.S.A." is "fucking terrible." Emails between senior leaders showed the Defense chiefs have for years hated the classic patriotic country ditty as "a cacophony of ear-splitting horror." FURLOUGHED CIF WORKER REALLY MISSES TREATING SOLDIERS LIKE KLEBER KASERNE, Kaiserslautern, Germany—Furloughed GS employee Molvin Pootnose has been dealing with the worldwide COVID-19 isolation restrictions better than most. He’s taken up origami, embarked on a documentary-viewing endeavor to broaden his historical knowledge, and has been practicing meditation daily. SOLDIER WITH PAPER CUTS FROM GRID SQUARES NOW HAS BURNSBOX OF GRID SQUARESMILITARY MAP WITH GRID SQUARESBOX OF GRID SQUARES ARMYBOX OF GRID SQUARES JOKEBLANK GRID SQUARESGRID SQUARES USA FORT STEWART, Ga. — Just three weeks after recovering from severe paper cuts, Pfc. Andrew Varneke has been admitted to Winn Army Hospital to treat multiple burns suffered while gathering exhaust samples. Pfc. Varneke joined the Army in early 2020 and has fallen victim to multiple pranks from other junior enlisted soldiers. "I don't know why they think it's so funny, but they just keep PILOT TRUSTS FEELINGS, TURNS OFF TARGETING COMPUTER, BOMBS KANDAHAR—A U.S. Navy pilot turned off his targeting computer during a bombing run and killed four hundred civilians, according to a recent statement issued by public relations. Lt. Roger Himmelweg, an F/A-18 Super Hornet pilot, claims he was responding to urges to "trust his feelings" during a mission last week, which was supposed to be targeted at an arms cache being stocked by Taliban MASTER SGT. BEATS DISCRIMINATION CHARGE BY PROVING HE FORT IRWIN, California — Army Master Sgt. Matthew Lowe made history today after clearing his name in a landmark discrimination case with an unlikely defense—he hates everyone equally. "Am I happy?" asked Lowe when responding to reporters. "Look, I regret that a soldier felt like they were being singled out, but I'm glad that we've clarified all the misunderstandings for that little turd." MARINES SEND HOMEMADE CARDS, LETTERS TO MATTIS ON FIRSTDUFFEL BLOG ARMYDUFFEL BLOG WEBSITEDUFFEL BLOG DLIDUFFEL BLOG SATIRE WASHINGTON — Marines across the active and reserve force have sent letters and homemade cards to former Defense Secretary Jim Mattis for Father’s Day, sources confirmed today. Officials confirmed they became aware of the card writing activity within the ranks when an unusual number of requests came in for construction paper, glitter glue, and puff paint from Marines worldwide. DUFFEL BLOGABOUTTIME SENSITIVESCANDAL ARCHIVESPETRAEUS ARCHIVES Duffel Blog is the first and only online parody news organization focused on the U.S. military and veterans — helping advance critical thinking in national security through satire and smart humor. DOD ADOPTS NEW 'WINNING ISN'T EVERYTHING' MOTTO By Cat Astronaut. THE PENTAGON — After decades of wars in which decisive victory and a coherent purpose were often elusive, the Department of Defense announced it has adopted a new motto: “Winning Isn’t Everything.” LOCKHEED UNVEILS '6TH-GENERATION FIGHTER FOR THE MIDDLE By Scheisskopf. BETHESDA, Md. — Lockheed-Martin has unveiled a “6th Generation Fighter for the Middle Class” in response to the Biden administration’s interim National Security Strategic Guidance. “This aircraft’s lethality is a testament to the resiliency of the middle class,” said Lockheed CEO James D. Taiclet. NEW PENTAGON SUPERWEAPON SPREADS JOBS THROUGHOUT EVERY WASHINGTON — A new superweapon being developed by the Pentagon is set to be the first ever weapon able to spread jobs simultaneously throughout all 435 congressional districts. The most lethal and expensive military program in history managed to award contracts to Lockheed Martin, Boeing, Raytheon, Northrup Grumman, KBR, L3, Booz Allen Hamilton, Huawei, Ford, Walmart, and Kroger. PENTAGON FINALLY ADMITS ‘GOD BLESS THE USA’ IS A FUCKING WASHINGTON — The Afghanistan Papers contained many shocking revelations, but none more surprising than the behind-the-scene admission by senior Pentagon officials that Lee Greenwood’s "God Bless the U.S.A." is "fucking terrible." Emails between senior leaders showed the Defense chiefs have for years hated the classic patriotic country ditty as "a cacophony of ear-splitting horror." FURLOUGHED CIF WORKER REALLY MISSES TREATING SOLDIERS LIKE KLEBER KASERNE, Kaiserslautern, Germany—Furloughed GS employee Molvin Pootnose has been dealing with the worldwide COVID-19 isolation restrictions better than most. He’s taken up origami, embarked on a documentary-viewing endeavor to broaden his historical knowledge, and has been practicing meditation daily. SOLDIER WITH PAPER CUTS FROM GRID SQUARES NOW HAS BURNSBOX OF GRID SQUARESMILITARY MAP WITH GRID SQUARESBOX OF GRID SQUARES ARMYBOX OF GRID SQUARES JOKEBLANK GRID SQUARESGRID SQUARES USA FORT STEWART, Ga. — Just three weeks after recovering from severe paper cuts, Pfc. Andrew Varneke has been admitted to Winn Army Hospital to treat multiple burns suffered while gathering exhaust samples. Pfc. Varneke joined the Army in early 2020 and has fallen victim to multiple pranks from other junior enlisted soldiers. "I don't know why they think it's so funny, but they just keep PILOT TRUSTS FEELINGS, TURNS OFF TARGETING COMPUTER, BOMBS KANDAHAR—A U.S. Navy pilot turned off his targeting computer during a bombing run and killed four hundred civilians, according to a recent statement issued by public relations. Lt. Roger Himmelweg, an F/A-18 Super Hornet pilot, claims he was responding to urges to "trust his feelings" during a mission last week, which was supposed to be targeted at an arms cache being stocked by Taliban MASTER SGT. BEATS DISCRIMINATION CHARGE BY PROVING HE FORT IRWIN, California — Army Master Sgt. Matthew Lowe made history today after clearing his name in a landmark discrimination case with an unlikely defense—he hates everyone equally. "Am I happy?" asked Lowe when responding to reporters. "Look, I regret that a soldier felt like they were being singled out, but I'm glad that we've clarified all the misunderstandings for that little turd." MARINES SEND HOMEMADE CARDS, LETTERS TO MATTIS ON FIRSTDUFFEL BLOG ARMYDUFFEL BLOG WEBSITEDUFFEL BLOG DLIDUFFEL BLOG SATIRE WASHINGTON — Marines across the active and reserve force have sent letters and homemade cards to former Defense Secretary Jim Mattis for Father’s Day, sources confirmed today. Officials confirmed they became aware of the card writing activity within the ranks when an unusual number of requests came in for construction paper, glitter glue, and puff paint from Marines worldwide. ARMY TO AUTHORIZE BEARDS IF VACCINE GOAL REACHED BY JULY 16 hours ago · By Whiskey Fueled Tirade. PENTAGON — Army Chief of Staff Gen. James C. McConville today pledged to authorize beards if the Army met the goal of having 90% of all soldiers vaccinated against Covid-19 by July 4th. NEW VR HEADSETS LET SOLDIERS SEE WHAT LIFE WOULD BE LIKE 1 day ago · By W. E. Linde. FORT BRAGG — The Army Research Lab has started testing virtual and augmented reality headsets that not only greatly enhance situational awareness in combat, but also show soldiers how good life could have been had they made better life choices. Troops this week who trained with these next-generation headsets were able to experience life as CORONAVIRUS GIVES YOUR WEEKEND SAFETY BRIEFING YOUR BASE — Gather round folks. C’mon, bring it in really close. I want to cover a few topics to keep you safe as we head into the weekend. It’s me, that hot new respiratory virus that got you a few days off work in March until the SecDef decided you were expendable. But don’t believe all “scientists” and “experts” who say I’m anything more than a bad flu. These are the same FURLOUGHED CIF WORKER REALLY MISSES TREATING SOLDIERS LIKE KLEBER KASERNE, Kaiserslautern, Germany—Furloughed GS employee Molvin Pootnose has been dealing with the worldwide COVID-19 isolation restrictions better than most. He’s taken up origami, embarked on a documentary-viewing endeavor to broaden his historical knowledge, and has been practicing meditation daily. DEEP STATE HONORS ESSENTIAL CRISIS ACTORS WITH CHEMTRAIL WASHINGTON — In an unprecedented public revelation, Deep State leaders announced plans to honor essential COVID-19 crisis actors with chemtrail flyovers throughout the month of May. "It is the least we can do for these heroes pretending to put their lives on the line so that the New World Order can flourish," hissed Deep State ‘NO PROOF OF ALIENS’ SAYS SPACE FORCE GENERAL OF THE By Bull Winkle. WASHINGTON — Recently released videos of Unidentified Aerial Phenomena (UAP) show no evidence of extraterrestrial life, said Mzorpus Klaatu, Space Force’s General of Galaxy Markarian 422 and foremost alien expert. “Disregard my title and command,” said Klaatu to a bi-partisan Congressional panel, “it is not important and too complex for most humans tounderstand.”
SOLDIER WITH PAPER CUTS FROM GRID SQUARES NOW HAS BURNS FORT STEWART, Ga. — Just three weeks after recovering from severe paper cuts, Pfc. Andrew Varneke has been admitted to Winn Army Hospital to treat multiple burns suffered while gathering exhaust samples. Pfc. Varneke joined the Army in early 2020 and has fallen victim to multiple pranks from other junior enlisted soldiers. "I don't know why they think it's so funny, but they just keep INTERACTIVE MILITARY MUSEUM EXHIBIT INVITES PATRONS TO By W. E. Linde. DAYTON, Ohio — A new traveling interactive exhibit at the National Museum of the United States Air Force gives patrons and military history lovers a chance to experience an aspect of military operations rarely mentioned in history books: defecation in austere locations. “When people normally visit a museum, they usually come to see cool weapons and aircraft and to learn ARMY TO AUTHORIZE BEARDS IF VACCINE GOAL REACHED BY JULY 16 hours ago · Get your shot and a beard. Check your email. For your security, we need to re-authenticate you. Click the link we sent to , or click here to log in. NEW VR HEADSETS LET SOLDIERS SEE WHAT LIFE WOULD BE LIKE 1 day ago · This thread is only visible to paying subscribers of Duffel Blog. Subscribe to view → Comments on this post are forpaying subscribers
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