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THE WRESTLER SO STRONG ONLY HE COULD PERFORM HIS MOST The wrestler so strong only he could perform his most famous move. In the world of Greco-Roman wrestling the name Aleksandr Karelin is one that has entered the realm of myth and legend. Known primarily for his size and power, Karelin went undefeated almost his entire career thanks, in part, to his trademark move the Karelin Lift. THE CAST OF FRIENDS TOOK A PAY CUT SO THEY'D ALL BE PAID If you prefer words to pictures and video, the original article can be found below. The show Friends is a bona fide pop culture phenomenon and with rumors of a Friends movie being constantly circulated online and then shot down by the cast immediately from their golden sky-limos, we figured we’d pick everyone up by sharing a few facts about the cast of Friends, or more specifically, how THAT TIME ELVIS' DICK ALMOST CAUSED A RIOT To many people the lasting image they have in their mind of Elvis Presley is that of a sweaty overweight man in an immaculately crisp white jumpsuit flopping around on a stage in Vegas. As such it’s easy to forget that as a younger man Elvis was a teenage heartthrob who had such a profound THEY REALLY EXPLODED A HOSPITAL FOR THE DARK KNIGHT First though, if for some inexplicable reason you haven’t seen The Dark Knight there’s a scene about mid-way through the movie where the Joker, played by Heath Ledger, detonates an entire fucking hospital for shits and giggles while dressed a sexy nurse-clown. Towards the end of the scene something seemingly goes wrong with the detonation, prompting the Clown Prince of Crime to stand INTERESTING FACTS FROM THE FACT FIENDTHE SEAWEED EATING SHEEP THAT SEASONS ITSELFHENRY THE 8TH'S CORPSE LITERALLY EXPLODED AFTER HE DIED May 23, 2021. 0. Steve Buscemi is an esteemed actor known for his roles in some of the most critically lauded pieces of entertainment ever made and the fact he looks rougher than a dog’s arsehole 95% of the time. The latter of which being the thing we respect most about him because, relatable. The actor is also notable though for his last THE GIANT TORTOISE IS APPARENTLY TOO DELICIOUS FOR ITS OWN The giant tortoise is a fairly unremarkable creature if you ignore that fact it can live for 10 decades and the sound of them getting their fuck on is the same noise used in Jurassic Park for the velociraptors (we’re not making that up).They’re also apparently just all kinds of delicious. THE YAKUZA GAMES ARE YAKUZA APPROVED, ALMOST The Yakuza series of video games mostly centred around the adventures of one Kazuma Kiryu, an impossibly cool god-tier dickhole smasher who throughout the series whups a near-infinite amount of ass. Now you’d think actual members of the Yakuza would be flattered being compared to this guy, as it turns out though, they mostly just hate SAMUEL PEPYS THE MAN WHO BURIED CHEESE IN HIS Despite his wealth and status, Pepys didn’t have the means to save all of his belongings from the coming fire and he eventually resorted to burying the possessions that were left in a big hole in his garden, including a big-ass wheel of cheese. As peculiar as that sounds, Pepys wasn’t an idiot, the cheese he buried was a pristine piece of ISAAC ASIMOV WAS KIND OF A DOUCHEBAG (TO WOMEN) Isaac Asimov is one of the best, if not the best science fiction writer that has ever lived, but that shouldn’t excuse him from criticism. Or people calling him a dick, which he kind of was when you realise he was notorious for sexually assaulting women at science fiction conventions. As noted in the image above, Asimov ROCKY MARCIANO'S PUNCH WAS KIND OF RIDICULOUS Rocky Marciano’s Punch Was Kind of Ridiculous. In the world of boxing Rocky Marciano is largely considered one of the single greatest, if not the greatest boxer to have ever lived, period. In his decade long streak as undisputed heavyweight champion, Marciano fought and bested every challenger who came his way, which isn’t surprisinggiven
THAT TIME MARVEL KEPT A CHARACTER'S DEATH A SECRET, FROM Agent Coulson’s death in Avengers is noted as being the singular, crystallising event that results in the formation of the titular team of Superheroes. As one of the film’s biggest twists, Marvel were of course keen to having it spoiled. So much so they even kept it a secret from the actor playing the character. Clark Gregg. THAT TIME BRUCE LEE FILMED A MOVIE, LITERALLY FROM THE Bruce Lee is oft-regarded as one of the greatest martial artists ever and his films are considered some of the best examples of the martial arts genre. An impressive feat considering he only appeared in like 5 such films, one of which was filmed when he was dead which necessitated some, shall we say, creative SAMUEL PEPYS THE MAN WHO BURIED CHEESE IN HIS Despite his wealth and status, Pepys didn’t have the means to save all of his belongings from the coming fire and he eventually resorted to burying the possessions that were left in a big hole in his garden, including a big-ass wheel of cheese. As peculiar as that sounds, Pepys wasn’t an idiot, the cheese he buried was a pristine piece of THE EXPLORER WHO CUT OFF HIS OWN FINGERS According to the Guinness Book of World Records, Sir Ranulph Fiennes is the world’s greatest living explorer. According to us, he’s a Liam Neeson character who escaped from the realm of film to punch our world in the dick. 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A lesser known fact about the Spartans though is that they absolutely adored a group you wouldn’t necessarily expect hardened warrior badasses to give the remotest of THEY REALLY EXPLODED A HOSPITAL FOR THE DARK KNIGHT First though, if for some inexplicable reason you haven’t seen The Dark Knight there’s a scene about mid-way through the movie where the Joker, played by Heath Ledger, detonates an entire fucking hospital for shits and giggles while dressed a sexy nurse-clown. Towards the end of the scene something seemingly goes wrong with the detonation, prompting the Clown Prince of Crime to stand ROCKY MARCIANO'S PUNCH WAS KIND OF RIDICULOUS Rocky Marciano’s Punch Was Kind of Ridiculous. In the world of boxing Rocky Marciano is largely considered one of the single greatest, if not the greatest boxer to have ever lived, period. In his decade long streak as undisputed heavyweight champion, Marciano fought and bested every challenger who came his way, which isn’t surprisinggiven
THE CAST OF FRIENDS TOOK A PAY CUT SO THEY'D ALL BE PAID If you prefer words to pictures and video, the original article can be found below. The show Friends is a bona fide pop culture phenomenon and with rumors of a Friends movie being constantly circulated online and then shot down by the cast immediately from their golden sky-limos, we figured we’d pick everyone up by sharing a few facts about the cast of Friends, or more specifically, how ISAAC ASIMOV WAS KIND OF A DOUCHEBAG (TO WOMEN) Isaac Asimov is one of the best, if not the best science fiction writer that has ever lived, but that shouldn’t excuse him from criticism. Or people calling him a dick, which he kind of was when you realise he was notorious for sexually assaulting women at science fiction conventions. As noted in the image above, Asimov THE SCARIEST PART OF 'THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT' WAS NEVER The Blair Witch Project was a movie filmed on a budget so tight the actors literally had to shit outside. Famously marketed as if it were real and filmed entirely from the characters’ perspective, the director went to some pretty insane lengths to make sure the reactions he got from actors seemed genuine. Lengths we never really TOM CRUISE WILL LEARN ANY SKILL FOR A ROLE, WITH HIS BAD Tom Cruise will learn any skill for a role, with his bad hand. We feel its fair to say that over the years Tom Cruise has forged a reputation as a masochistic crazy-person when it comes to stunts in his movies. A noted perfectionist, Cruise’s dedication to his craft is such that he’s actively taught his body to go against its own instincts THAT TIME THE BEATLES NEARLY BURNED DOWN A CLUB WITH A 1302. Contrary to the squeaky clean image they presented early in their career, The Beatles actually got their musical start playing hard-rock in German strip clubs. One of which they apparently tried to burn down with a flaming condom. Now the image most people have of the Beatles is either a bunch of douchey looking proto-hipsters . INTERESTING FACTS FROM THE FACT FIENDTHE SEAWEED EATING SHEEP THAT SEASONS ITSELFHENRY THE 8TH'S CORPSE LITERALLY EXPLODED AFTER HE DIED May 23, 2021. 0. Steve Buscemi is an esteemed actor known for his roles in some of the most critically lauded pieces of entertainment ever made and the fact he looks rougher than a dog’s arsehole 95% of the time. The latter of which being the thing we respect most about him because, relatable. The actor is also notable though for his last THE HOSE ACCIDENT THAT MADE ACTION FILMS AWESOME Blood is like seasoning for an action movie in that, while it’s not really essential, it can make even a fairly shitty film just that little more palatable. Oddly, while blood-spolsions are a staple of the action genre today, they only exist because of a mistake 5 decades ago that nearly saw a guy being SPARTANS LOVED THE ELDERLY Spartans loved the elderly. The Spartans were renowned across the ancient world for their prowess on the battlefield, masterful use of sarcasm and love of really big shields. A lesser known fact about the Spartans though is that they absolutely adored a group you wouldn’t necessarily expect hardened warrior badasses to give the remotest of THEY REALLY EXPLODED A HOSPITAL FOR THE DARK KNIGHT First though, if for some inexplicable reason you haven’t seen The Dark Knight there’s a scene about mid-way through the movie where the Joker, played by Heath Ledger, detonates an entire fucking hospital for shits and giggles while dressed a sexy nurse-clown. Towards the end of the scene something seemingly goes wrong with the detonation, prompting the Clown Prince of Crime to stand ROCKY MARCIANO'S PUNCH WAS KIND OF RIDICULOUS Rocky Marciano’s Punch Was Kind of Ridiculous. In the world of boxing Rocky Marciano is largely considered one of the single greatest, if not the greatest boxer to have ever lived, period. In his decade long streak as undisputed heavyweight champion, Marciano fought and bested every challenger who came his way, which isn’t surprisinggiven
THE CAST OF FRIENDS TOOK A PAY CUT SO THEY'D ALL BE PAID If you prefer words to pictures and video, the original article can be found below. The show Friends is a bona fide pop culture phenomenon and with rumors of a Friends movie being constantly circulated online and then shot down by the cast immediately from their golden sky-limos, we figured we’d pick everyone up by sharing a few facts about the cast of Friends, or more specifically, how ISAAC ASIMOV WAS KIND OF A DOUCHEBAG (TO WOMEN) Isaac Asimov is one of the best, if not the best science fiction writer that has ever lived, but that shouldn’t excuse him from criticism. Or people calling him a dick, which he kind of was when you realise he was notorious for sexually assaulting women at science fiction conventions. As noted in the image above, Asimov THE SCARIEST PART OF 'THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT' WAS NEVER The Blair Witch Project was a movie filmed on a budget so tight the actors literally had to shit outside. Famously marketed as if it were real and filmed entirely from the characters’ perspective, the director went to some pretty insane lengths to make sure the reactions he got from actors seemed genuine. Lengths we never really TOM CRUISE WILL LEARN ANY SKILL FOR A ROLE, WITH HIS BAD Tom Cruise will learn any skill for a role, with his bad hand. We feel its fair to say that over the years Tom Cruise has forged a reputation as a masochistic crazy-person when it comes to stunts in his movies. A noted perfectionist, Cruise’s dedication to his craft is such that he’s actively taught his body to go against its own instincts THAT TIME THE BEATLES NEARLY BURNED DOWN A CLUB WITH A 1302. Contrary to the squeaky clean image they presented early in their career, The Beatles actually got their musical start playing hard-rock in German strip clubs. One of which they apparently tried to burn down with a flaming condom. Now the image most people have of the Beatles is either a bunch of douchey looking proto-hipsters . THE EXPLORER WHO CUT OFF HIS OWN FINGERS According to the Guinness Book of World Records, Sir Ranulph Fiennes is the world’s greatest living explorer. According to us, he’s a Liam Neeson character who escaped from the realm of film to punch our world in the dick. To list all of the crazy, badass shit Sir SAMUEL PEPYS THE MAN WHO BURIED CHEESE IN HIS Despite his wealth and status, Pepys didn’t have the means to save all of his belongings from the coming fire and he eventually resorted to burying the possessions that were left in a big hole in his garden, including a big-ass wheel of cheese. As peculiar as that sounds, Pepys wasn’t an idiot, the cheese he buried was a pristine piece of THAT TIME A FILM PUSHED A KID IN A WHEELCHAIR DOWN A BIG Mac and Me is a critically maligned cinematic turd widely considered one of the worst films ever curled out by a major studio.A rip off of E.T. so blatant calling it original can be written off on your tax return as a charitable donation and filled to the brim with more product placement than some ads, the film is a shameless cashgrab that seemingly bends over backwards to lick the shit GHOST RIDER HATES DAREDEVIL, FOR THE STUPIDEST REASON EVER Within mainline Marvel canon the Ghost Rider is noted as being a being who possess nigh on infinite, god-like potential for strength and destruction. Now while you’d think such a powerful character would be above petty human squabbles, Ghost Rider really hates the hero Daredevil for a pretty silly reason. 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THE YAKUZA GAMES ARE YAKUZA APPROVED, ALMOST The Yakuza series of video games mostly centred around the adventures of one Kazuma Kiryu, an impossibly cool god-tier dickhole smasher who throughout the series whups a near-infinite amount of ass. Now you’d think actual members of the Yakuza would be flattered being compared to this guy, as it turns out though, they mostly just hate THE GIANT TORTOISE IS APPARENTLY TOO DELICIOUS FOR ITS OWN The giant tortoise is a fairly unremarkable creature if you ignore that fact it can live for 10 decades and the sound of them getting their fuck on is the same noise used in Jurassic Park for the velociraptors (we’re not making that up).They’re also apparently just all kinds of delicious. THE CAST OF FRIENDS TOOK A PAY CUT SO THEY'D ALL BE PAID If you prefer words to pictures and video, the original article can be found below. The show Friends is a bona fide pop culture phenomenon and with rumors of a Friends movie being constantly circulated online and then shot down by the cast immediately from their golden sky-limos, we figured we’d pick everyone up by sharing a few facts about the cast of Friends, or more specifically, how THEY REALLY EXPLODED A HOSPITAL FOR THE DARK KNIGHT First though, if for some inexplicable reason you haven’t seen The Dark Knight there’s a scene about mid-way through the movie where the Joker, played by Heath Ledger, detonates an entire fucking hospital for shits and giggles while dressed a sexy nurse-clown. Towards the end of the scene something seemingly goes wrong with the detonation, prompting the Clown Prince of Crime to stand THIS IS WHY EVERYONE SHOULD HATE FOXES Over in Blighty (England) a man was actually mugged by a fuzzy little fox. The fox, which was apparently hungry enough to try and attack a giant, burly English man, but not hungry enough to physically hunt for food, nipped at the man’s heels and cornered him into an alley. If a fox scaring a man into an alley to mug him for his food isn’t ISAAC ASIMOV WAS KIND OF A DOUCHEBAG (TO WOMEN) Isaac Asimov is one of the best, if not the best science fiction writer that has ever lived, but that shouldn’t excuse him from criticism. Or people calling him a dick, which he kind of was when you realise he was notorious for sexually assaulting women at science fiction conventions. As noted in the image above, Asimov THE WRESTLER SO STRONG ONLY HE COULD PERFORM HIS MOST The wrestler so strong only he could perform his most famous move. In the world of Greco-Roman wrestling the name Aleksandr Karelin is one that has entered the realm of myth and legend. 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The actor is also notable though for his last OTTO CARIUS AND THE GREATEST SHOT EVER TAKEN IN A TANK During November of 1943, a German tank ace called Otto Carius was tasked with commanding a platoon of tiger tanks near the Belarusian city of Vitebsk. Otto’s mission was simple, shoot every Russian tank he could find, right in the face. Unluckily for the Russians, tank-punching just so happened to be Otto’s speciality. THE YAKUZA GAMES ARE YAKUZA APPROVED, ALMOST The Yakuza series of video games mostly centred around the adventures of one Kazuma Kiryu, an impossibly cool god-tier dickhole smasher who throughout the series whups a near-infinite amount of ass. Now you’d think actual members of the Yakuza would be flattered being compared to this guy, as it turns out though, they mostly just hate THE GIANT TORTOISE IS APPARENTLY TOO DELICIOUS FOR ITS OWN The giant tortoise is a fairly unremarkable creature if you ignore that fact it can live for 10 decades and the sound of them getting their fuck on is the same noise used in Jurassic Park for the velociraptors (we’re not making that up).They’re also apparently just all kinds of delicious. THE CAST OF FRIENDS TOOK A PAY CUT SO THEY'D ALL BE PAID If you prefer words to pictures and video, the original article can be found below. The show Friends is a bona fide pop culture phenomenon and with rumors of a Friends movie being constantly circulated online and then shot down by the cast immediately from their golden sky-limos, we figured we’d pick everyone up by sharing a few facts about the cast of Friends, or more specifically, how THEY REALLY EXPLODED A HOSPITAL FOR THE DARK KNIGHT First though, if for some inexplicable reason you haven’t seen The Dark Knight there’s a scene about mid-way through the movie where the Joker, played by Heath Ledger, detonates an entire fucking hospital for shits and giggles while dressed a sexy nurse-clown. Towards the end of the scene something seemingly goes wrong with the detonation, prompting the Clown Prince of Crime to stand THIS IS WHY EVERYONE SHOULD HATE FOXES Over in Blighty (England) a man was actually mugged by a fuzzy little fox. The fox, which was apparently hungry enough to try and attack a giant, burly English man, but not hungry enough to physically hunt for food, nipped at the man’s heels and cornered him into an alley. If a fox scaring a man into an alley to mug him for his food isn’t ISAAC ASIMOV WAS KIND OF A DOUCHEBAG (TO WOMEN) Isaac Asimov is one of the best, if not the best science fiction writer that has ever lived, but that shouldn’t excuse him from criticism. Or people calling him a dick, which he kind of was when you realise he was notorious for sexually assaulting women at science fiction conventions. As noted in the image above, Asimov THE WRESTLER SO STRONG ONLY HE COULD PERFORM HIS MOST The wrestler so strong only he could perform his most famous move. In the world of Greco-Roman wrestling the name Aleksandr Karelin is one that has entered the realm of myth and legend. Known primarily for his size and power, Karelin went undefeated almost his entire career thanks, in part, to his trademark move the Karelin Lift. THE HILARIOUS REASON FONZIE ALWAYS RODE HIS MOTORCYCLE IN Why those same censors didn’t object to a guy driving a motorcycle through someone’s front door is an issue for another day. It’s actually for this reason that Fonzie would ride his motorcycle through the front door of Arnold’s in each episode since it meant that then censors couldn’t argue that the leather jacket wasn’t necessary. THE EXPLORER WHO CUT OFF HIS OWN FINGERS According to the Guinness Book of World Records, Sir Ranulph Fiennes is the world’s greatest living explorer. According to us, he’s a Liam Neeson character who escaped from the realm of film to punch our world in the dick. To list all of the crazy, badass shit Sir THE WRESTLER SO STRONG ONLY HE COULD PERFORM HIS MOST The wrestler so strong only he could perform his most famous move. In the world of Greco-Roman wrestling the name Aleksandr Karelin is one that has entered the realm of myth and legend. Known primarily for his size and power, Karelin went undefeated almost his entire career thanks, in part, to his trademark move the Karelin Lift. THAT TIME DAVID BOWIE WORE A DRESS, JUST BECAUSE Bowie, in a show of testicular fortitude that probably went a long way to explaining why he preferred to wearing a loose-fitting dress with ample room to house his balls, even wore one while walking around Texas. As Bowie would later recall in an interview, the reaction from people on the streets of Texas weren’t entirely kind and he was GOKU WAS REDESIGNED TO MAKE DRAWING HIM EASIER Son Goku from the Dragon Ball series is a fairly unique case in the world of pop culture because he’s one of the few main characters from a franchise to undergo a permanent physical transformation throughout the course of his native series, changing from a young boy with a monkey’s tail to a grown-ass man THAT TIME FAMILY GUY STOLE SOMEONE'S VIDEO AND CLAIMED Family Guy is the comedic equivalent of fast food in that it’s cheaply made with little to no thought given to its content. Perhaps nothing encapsulates this idea more than the time the show, rather than write a joke, lifted an entire video from YouTube to MASTER CHIEF IS LITERALLY NOT ALLOWED TO DIE Within the Halo universe Master Chief is noted as being a legendary, near-mythical figure whose mere presence on the battlefield is enough to make the endless alien hordes he fights on a daily basis shit themselves in fear. Something that may have a THE TIME APPLE SPENT $100 MILLION TO SELL 7,000 ALBUMS As a company the Apple Corporation boast some of the most, shall we say, impassioned fans and it wields more power and influence than a Jedi with a gun. None of which helped the company in 2014 when it sunk millions into an advertising campaign that ended up selling a frankly embarrassing number of U2 albums. To explain, THAT TIME A MAN MADE MONEY BEING SHOT IN THE STOMACH, WITH At the height of the America vaudeville boom in the early 20th century, one of the best known and paid performers was a man known as Frank “Cannonball” Richards. A large, imposing figure, Richards’ act consisted of showcasing a rather, unusual talent. A stomach that was seemingly impervious to harm. A solidly built but otherwise, THAT TIME THE NBA MADE PEOPLE THINK MICHAEL JORDAN HAD At the height of his career Michael Jordan was so well-known and marketable as an athlete that he reportedly made more money shilling shit with his name on it than he did leaping dozens of feet through the air to dunk on men the size of ladders. Of the many products tobear his name
THE AWESOME WAY RONDA ROUSEY GOT SO GOOD AT ARMBARS According to pretty much fucking everyone, Ronda Rousey is, at the time of writing this article, the most dominant MMA fighter in the entire world. In particular Rousey is noted for her scapula-shattering armbar, which she’s used to to crush the dreams and clavicles of 9 of her last 12 opponents. If you’re wondering how Rousey learned INTERESTING FACTS FROM THE FACT FIENDTHE SEAWEED EATING SHEEP THAT SEASONS ITSELFHENRY THE 8TH'S CORPSE LITERALLY EXPLODED AFTER HE DIED Shaun of the Dead is a 90 minute love letter to the zombie genre, a genre many agree was invented and defined by the director George Romero.A man who, whilst an admitted fan of Shaun of the Dead still somehow missed references to movies he made when watching it. THEY REALLY EXPLODED A HOSPITAL FOR THE DARK KNIGHT First though, if for some inexplicable reason you haven’t seen The Dark Knight there’s a scene about mid-way through the movie where the Joker, played by Heath Ledger, detonates an entire fucking hospital for shits and giggles while dressed a sexy nurse-clown. Towards the end of the scene something seemingly goes wrong with the detonation, prompting the Clown Prince of Crime to stand SPARTANS LOVED THE ELDERLY The Spartans were renowned across the ancient world for their prowess on the battlefield, masterful use of sarcasm and love of really big shields. A lesser known fact about the Spartans though is that they absolutely adored a group you wouldn’t necessarily expect hardened warrior badasses to give the remotest of shits about, let alone SAMUEL PEPYS THE MAN WHO BURIED CHEESE IN HIS Considering half the people reading this live in a country where you can buy cheese in a can, the idea that it could be worth anything more than an explosive case of future constipation is kind of laughable. But if you go back a few hundred years, cheese was so valuable it was literally one of the THE HOSE ACCIDENT THAT MADE ACTION FILMS AWESOME Blood is like seasoning for an action movie in that, while it’s not really essential, it can make even a fairly shitty film just that little more palatable. Oddly, while blood-spolsions are a staple of the action genre today, they only exist because of a mistake 5 decades ago that nearly saw a guy being THAT TIME ELVIS' DICK ALMOST CAUSED A RIOT To many people the lasting image they have in their mind of Elvis Presley is that of a sweaty overweight man in an immaculately crisp white jumpsuit flopping around on a stage in Vegas. As such it’s easy to forget that as a younger man Elvis was a teenage heartthrob who had such a profound THE CAST OF FRIENDS TOOK A PAY CUT SO THEY'D ALL BE PAID If you prefer words to pictures and video, the original article can be found below. The show Friends is a bona fide pop culture phenomenon and with rumors of a Friends movie being constantly circulated online and then shot down by the cast immediately from their golden sky-limos, we figured we’d pick everyone up by sharing a few facts about the cast of Friends, or more specifically, how ROCKY MARCIANO'S PUNCH WAS KIND OF RIDICULOUS Marciano’s boxing record reads like the character bio in a Street Fighter game and in his professional career he won every fight he ever took part.Just to be absolutely crystal clear, Marciano didn’t just punch some homeless guy before retiring forever, he took part in, and won, 49 fights over in the span of just 8 years, winning all but 6 of them by knocking his opponent right the fuck out. TOM CRUISE WILL LEARN ANY SKILL FOR A ROLE, WITH HIS BAD We feel its fair to say that over the years Tom Cruise has forged a reputation as a masochistic crazy-person when it comes to stunts in his movies. A noted perfectionist, Cruise’s dedication to his craft is such that he’s actively taught his body to go against its own instincts whilst mastering several obscure skills THAT TIME THE BEATLES NEARLY BURNED DOWN A CLUB WITH A Now the image most people have of the Beatles is either a bunch of douchey looking proto-hipsters Or a group of identical haircut owning shitlords who look like Howard from The Big Bang Theory at a job interview. Both of these images stand in contrast with how the band originally looked before they were convinced to sell the fuck out and become ultra-millionaires. INTERESTING FACTS FROM THE FACT FIENDTHE SEAWEED EATING SHEEP THAT SEASONS ITSELFHENRY THE 8TH'S CORPSE LITERALLY EXPLODED AFTER HE DIED Shaun of the Dead is a 90 minute love letter to the zombie genre, a genre many agree was invented and defined by the director George Romero.A man who, whilst an admitted fan of Shaun of the Dead still somehow missed references to movies he made when watching it. THEY REALLY EXPLODED A HOSPITAL FOR THE DARK KNIGHT First though, if for some inexplicable reason you haven’t seen The Dark Knight there’s a scene about mid-way through the movie where the Joker, played by Heath Ledger, detonates an entire fucking hospital for shits and giggles while dressed a sexy nurse-clown. Towards the end of the scene something seemingly goes wrong with the detonation, prompting the Clown Prince of Crime to stand SPARTANS LOVED THE ELDERLY The Spartans were renowned across the ancient world for their prowess on the battlefield, masterful use of sarcasm and love of really big shields. A lesser known fact about the Spartans though is that they absolutely adored a group you wouldn’t necessarily expect hardened warrior badasses to give the remotest of shits about, let alone SAMUEL PEPYS THE MAN WHO BURIED CHEESE IN HIS Considering half the people reading this live in a country where you can buy cheese in a can, the idea that it could be worth anything more than an explosive case of future constipation is kind of laughable. But if you go back a few hundred years, cheese was so valuable it was literally one of the THE HOSE ACCIDENT THAT MADE ACTION FILMS AWESOME Blood is like seasoning for an action movie in that, while it’s not really essential, it can make even a fairly shitty film just that little more palatable. Oddly, while blood-spolsions are a staple of the action genre today, they only exist because of a mistake 5 decades ago that nearly saw a guy being THAT TIME ELVIS' DICK ALMOST CAUSED A RIOT To many people the lasting image they have in their mind of Elvis Presley is that of a sweaty overweight man in an immaculately crisp white jumpsuit flopping around on a stage in Vegas. As such it’s easy to forget that as a younger man Elvis was a teenage heartthrob who had such a profound THE CAST OF FRIENDS TOOK A PAY CUT SO THEY'D ALL BE PAID If you prefer words to pictures and video, the original article can be found below. The show Friends is a bona fide pop culture phenomenon and with rumors of a Friends movie being constantly circulated online and then shot down by the cast immediately from their golden sky-limos, we figured we’d pick everyone up by sharing a few facts about the cast of Friends, or more specifically, how ROCKY MARCIANO'S PUNCH WAS KIND OF RIDICULOUS Marciano’s boxing record reads like the character bio in a Street Fighter game and in his professional career he won every fight he ever took part.Just to be absolutely crystal clear, Marciano didn’t just punch some homeless guy before retiring forever, he took part in, and won, 49 fights over in the span of just 8 years, winning all but 6 of them by knocking his opponent right the fuck out. TOM CRUISE WILL LEARN ANY SKILL FOR A ROLE, WITH HIS BAD We feel its fair to say that over the years Tom Cruise has forged a reputation as a masochistic crazy-person when it comes to stunts in his movies. A noted perfectionist, Cruise’s dedication to his craft is such that he’s actively taught his body to go against its own instincts whilst mastering several obscure skills THAT TIME THE BEATLES NEARLY BURNED DOWN A CLUB WITH A Now the image most people have of the Beatles is either a bunch of douchey looking proto-hipsters Or a group of identical haircut owning shitlords who look like Howard from The Big Bang Theory at a job interview. Both of these images stand in contrast with how the band originally looked before they were convinced to sell the fuck out and become ultra-millionaires. THE EXPLORER WHO CUT OFF HIS OWN FINGERS According to the Guinness Book of World Records, Sir Ranulph Fiennes is the world’s greatest living explorer. According to us, he’s a Liam Neeson character who escaped from the realm of film to punch our world in the dick. To list all of the crazy, badass shit Sir SAMUEL PEPYS THE MAN WHO BURIED CHEESE IN HIS Considering half the people reading this live in a country where you can buy cheese in a can, the idea that it could be worth anything more than an explosive case of future constipation is kind of laughable. But if you go back a few hundred years, cheese was so valuable it was literally one of the GOKU WAS REDESIGNED TO MAKE DRAWING HIM EASIER Son Goku from the Dragon Ball series is a fairly unique case in the world of pop culture because he’s one of the few main characters from a franchise to undergo a permanent physical transformation throughout the course of his native series, changing from a young boy with a monkey’s tail to a grown-ass man GHOST RIDER HATES DAREDEVIL, FOR THE STUPIDEST REASON EVER Within mainline Marvel canon the Ghost Rider is noted as being a being who possess nigh on infinite, god-like potential for strength and destruction. Now while you’d think such a powerful character would be above petty human squabbles, Ghost Rider really hates the hero Daredevil for a pretty silly reason. First though it’s important to THAT TIME A SHOW SUED SOMEONE, OVER SPOILERS RuPaul’s Drag Race is a show celebrating all things drag that has gone from being enjoyed by a small but dedicated fan base to one of the most profitable and watched shows on TV. A fact that has seen the show become one of the most spoiled pieces of entertainment on the airwaves, much to the THAT TIME TOM CRUISE'S CAKE OBSESSION SAVED AN ENTIRE Tom Cruise enjoys a reputation as one of the nicest men in Hollywood and there are countless stories out there detailing the extreme lengths the actor goes to, to make people like him. Something epitomised by the fact Cruise literally saved a bakery by sending virtually everyone he knows a massive cake, once a year, THAT TIME RICK ASTLEY'S COAT FLEW AWAY Rick Astley will forever by synonymous with the image of his younger self dancing around like a jackass in an ill-fitting raincoat. A raincoat, that despite being one of the most iconic things from his career, is something he no longer owns after he witnessed it fly THAT TIME THEY REMASTERED A SHOW SO BADLY IT WAS DANGEROUS Buffy the Vampire Slayer is a TV show about, funnily enough, a vampire slaying teenager called Buffy. A ratings smash and cultural touchstone for an entire generation, the show was lauded for its direction, storytelling and the amount of fuckable vampires it contained. Vampires that a HD remaster of the show made look like they should THE TENNIS PLAYER WHO LEARNED WITH A FRYING PAN There’s a famous video online of the former best tennis player in the entire world, Andy Roddick, hammering the shit out of someone while using a frying pan instead of a racket as part of an experiment to see how much better than average people professional athletes really are. According to the man behind that challenge, lumberingRoddick with
THE AWESOME WAY RONDA ROUSEY GOT SO GOOD AT ARMBARS According to pretty much fucking everyone, Ronda Rousey is, at the time of writing this article, the most dominant MMA fighter in the entire world. In particular Rousey is noted for her scapula-shattering armbar, which she’s used to to crush the dreams and clavicles of 9 of her last 12 opponents. If you’re wondering how Rousey learned INTERESTING FACTS FROM THE FACT FIENDTHE SEAWEED EATING SHEEP THAT SEASONS ITSELFHENRY THE 8TH'S CORPSE LITERALLY EXPLODED AFTER HE DIED Shaun of the Dead is a 90 minute love letter to the zombie genre, a genre many agree was invented and defined by the director George Romero.A man who, whilst an admitted fan of Shaun of the Dead still somehow missed references to movies he made when watching it. OTTO CARIUS AND THE GREATEST SHOT EVER TAKEN IN A TANK Here me talk about tigers that time a Swiss guy made me think an eagle was going to claw my balls in the video version of this article. Alternatively, read the original article below. To quote Halo 3 for a moment, “tank, beats, everything“. If you ever doubted this, allow us to tell you the story THE CAST OF FRIENDS TOOK A PAY CUT SO THEY'D ALL BE PAID If you prefer words to pictures and video, the original article can be found below. The show Friends is a bona fide pop culture phenomenon and with rumors of a Friends movie being constantly circulated online and then shot down by the cast immediately from their golden sky-limos, we figured we’d pick everyone up by sharing a few facts about the cast of Friends, or more specifically, how SAMUEL PEPYS THE MAN WHO BURIED CHEESE IN HIS Considering half the people reading this live in a country where you can buy cheese in a can, the idea that it could be worth anything more than an explosive case of future constipation is kind of laughable. But if you go back a few hundred years, cheese was so valuable it was literally one of the THE GIANT TORTOISE IS APPARENTLY TOO DELICIOUS FOR ITS OWN The giant tortoise is a fairly unremarkable creature if you ignore that fact it can live for 10 decades and the sound of them getting their fuck on is the same noise used in Jurassic Park for the velociraptors (we’re not making that up).They’re also apparently just all kinds of delicious. ROCKY MARCIANO'S PUNCH WAS KIND OF RIDICULOUS In the world of boxing Rocky Marciano is largely considered one of the single greatest, if not the greatest boxer to have ever lived, period. In his decade long streak as undisputed heavyweight champion, Marciano fought and bested every challenger who came his way, which isn’t surprising given how hard it’s estimated he could punch. THEY REALLY EXPLODED A HOSPITAL FOR THE DARK KNIGHT First though, if for some inexplicable reason you haven’t seen The Dark Knight there’s a scene about mid-way through the movie where the Joker, played by Heath Ledger, detonates an entire fucking hospital for shits and giggles while dressed a sexy nurse-clown. Towards the end of the scene something seemingly goes wrong with the detonation, prompting the Clown Prince of Crime to stand THE TIME GOD WRESTLED IN THE WWE Even though we’re pretty sure God spends the majority of his time sitting on a throne of gold half-heartedly chucking lightning bolts into a waste paper basket, the World Wrestling Entertainment company thinks the man upstairs is a wrestler in his spare time. Which is the only logical explanation for why there was once a wrestling match in which “God” was literally listed as one of the IN CASE YOU WONDERED, YES, ANCIENT ALIENS IS BULLS**TANCIENT ALIENS EPISODESANCIENT ALIENS EPISODESWATCH ANCIENT ALIENS FOR FREE Ancient Aliens is a show inexplicably put out by the History channel because life is a cruel joke and the people who believe easily debunked Moon landing conspiracy theories have more power than we ever thought possible. Although the show has been universally panned by all credible experts as being total and utter horseshit, you’d never know this if you watched the show itself because they TOM CRUISE WILL LEARN ANY SKILL FOR A ROLE, WITH HIS BAD We feel its fair to say that over the years Tom Cruise has forged a reputation as a masochistic crazy-person when it comes to stunts in his movies. A noted perfectionist, Cruise’s dedication to his craft is such that he’s actively taught his body to go against its own instincts whilst mastering several obscure skills INTERESTING FACTS FROM THE FACT FIENDTHE SEAWEED EATING SHEEP THAT SEASONS ITSELFHENRY THE 8TH'S CORPSE LITERALLY EXPLODED AFTER HE DIED Shaun of the Dead is a 90 minute love letter to the zombie genre, a genre many agree was invented and defined by the director George Romero.A man who, whilst an admitted fan of Shaun of the Dead still somehow missed references to movies he made when watching it. OTTO CARIUS AND THE GREATEST SHOT EVER TAKEN IN A TANK Here me talk about tigers that time a Swiss guy made me think an eagle was going to claw my balls in the video version of this article. Alternatively, read the original article below. To quote Halo 3 for a moment, “tank, beats, everything“. If you ever doubted this, allow us to tell you the story THE CAST OF FRIENDS TOOK A PAY CUT SO THEY'D ALL BE PAID If you prefer words to pictures and video, the original article can be found below. The show Friends is a bona fide pop culture phenomenon and with rumors of a Friends movie being constantly circulated online and then shot down by the cast immediately from their golden sky-limos, we figured we’d pick everyone up by sharing a few facts about the cast of Friends, or more specifically, how SAMUEL PEPYS THE MAN WHO BURIED CHEESE IN HIS Considering half the people reading this live in a country where you can buy cheese in a can, the idea that it could be worth anything more than an explosive case of future constipation is kind of laughable. But if you go back a few hundred years, cheese was so valuable it was literally one of the THE GIANT TORTOISE IS APPARENTLY TOO DELICIOUS FOR ITS OWN The giant tortoise is a fairly unremarkable creature if you ignore that fact it can live for 10 decades and the sound of them getting their fuck on is the same noise used in Jurassic Park for the velociraptors (we’re not making that up).They’re also apparently just all kinds of delicious. ROCKY MARCIANO'S PUNCH WAS KIND OF RIDICULOUS In the world of boxing Rocky Marciano is largely considered one of the single greatest, if not the greatest boxer to have ever lived, period. In his decade long streak as undisputed heavyweight champion, Marciano fought and bested every challenger who came his way, which isn’t surprising given how hard it’s estimated he could punch. THEY REALLY EXPLODED A HOSPITAL FOR THE DARK KNIGHT First though, if for some inexplicable reason you haven’t seen The Dark Knight there’s a scene about mid-way through the movie where the Joker, played by Heath Ledger, detonates an entire fucking hospital for shits and giggles while dressed a sexy nurse-clown. Towards the end of the scene something seemingly goes wrong with the detonation, prompting the Clown Prince of Crime to stand THE TIME GOD WRESTLED IN THE WWE Even though we’re pretty sure God spends the majority of his time sitting on a throne of gold half-heartedly chucking lightning bolts into a waste paper basket, the World Wrestling Entertainment company thinks the man upstairs is a wrestler in his spare time. Which is the only logical explanation for why there was once a wrestling match in which “God” was literally listed as one of the IN CASE YOU WONDERED, YES, ANCIENT ALIENS IS BULLS**TANCIENT ALIENS EPISODESANCIENT ALIENS EPISODESWATCH ANCIENT ALIENS FOR FREE Ancient Aliens is a show inexplicably put out by the History channel because life is a cruel joke and the people who believe easily debunked Moon landing conspiracy theories have more power than we ever thought possible. Although the show has been universally panned by all credible experts as being total and utter horseshit, you’d never know this if you watched the show itself because they TOM CRUISE WILL LEARN ANY SKILL FOR A ROLE, WITH HIS BAD We feel its fair to say that over the years Tom Cruise has forged a reputation as a masochistic crazy-person when it comes to stunts in his movies. A noted perfectionist, Cruise’s dedication to his craft is such that he’s actively taught his body to go against its own instincts whilst mastering several obscure skills OTTO CARIUS AND THE GREATEST SHOT EVER TAKEN IN A TANK During November of 1943, a German tank ace called Otto Carius was tasked with commanding a platoon of tiger tanks near the Belarusian city of Vitebsk. Otto’s mission was simple, shoot every Russian tank he could find, right in the face. Unluckily for the Russians, tank-punching just so happened to be Otto’s speciality. MICHAEL BAY GOT MILLION OF PEOPLE TO DRINK MILK Michael Bay is mostly known for two things, making stupid movies and making really stupid movies. His IMDB profile reads like the kind of DVD collection you’d find in the house of a 13-year-old who stole their parent’s credit card. But nestled at the bottom SAMUEL PEPYS THE MAN WHO BURIED CHEESE IN HIS Despite his wealth and status, Pepys didn’t have the means to save all of his belongings from the coming fire and he eventually resorted to burying the possessions that were left in a big hole in his garden, including a big-ass wheel of cheese. As peculiar as that sounds, Pepys wasn’t an idiot, the cheese he buried was a pristine piece of THAT TIME A SHOW SUED SOMEONE, OVER SPOILERS RuPaul’s Drag Race is a show celebrating all things drag that has gone from being enjoyed by a small but dedicated fan base to one of the most profitable and watched shows on TV. A fact that has seen the show become one of the most spoiled pieces of entertainment on the airwaves, much to the GHOST RIDER HATES DAREDEVIL, FOR THE STUPIDEST REASON EVER Within mainline Marvel canon the Ghost Rider is noted as being a being who possess nigh on infinite, god-like potential for strength and destruction. Now while you’d think such a powerful character would be above petty human squabbles, Ghost Rider really hates the hero Daredevil for a pretty silly reason. First though it’s important to THE TENNIS PLAYER WHO LEARNED WITH A FRYING PAN There’s a famous video online of the former best tennis player in the entire world, Andy Roddick, hammering the shit out of someone while using a frying pan instead of a racket as part of an experiment to see how much better than average people professional athletes really are. According to the man behind that challenge, lumberingRoddick with
THIS IS WHY ECCO THE DOLPHIN WAS SO HARD If you played any sort of Sega game system as a child there’s a fairly decent chance that you also at one point played Ecco the Dolphin, a game in which you play as a dolphin who saves the world from aliens. The game is best remembered for being really fucking hard, meaning only a FLAMINGO CHICKS TURN PINK BECAUSE THEY DRINK BLOOD MILK Flamingos are arguably one of the weirder animals to call this world their home. Even discounting the fact that they can sneeze boiling salt water out of their eyes and drink with their heads upside down, flamingos just look weird which is partly down to the fact that, as chicks, flamingos have their parents cry blood milk THAT TIME TOM CRUISE'S CAKE OBSESSION SAVED AN ENTIRE Tom Cruise enjoys a reputation as one of the nicest men in Hollywood and there are countless stories out there detailing the extreme lengths the actor goes to, to make people like him. Something epitomised by the fact Cruise literally saved a bakery by sending virtually everyone he knows a massive cake, once a year, THE SOFTEST SOCKS IN THE WORLD ARE MADE FROM CAMEL ASS There are a handful of animals on Earth that are coveted for the fuzzy and/or wuzziness of their fur and the quality of the garments that can be made from it. With the fur of especially soft and adorable animals commanding a premium in the world of INTERESTING FACTS FROM THE FACT FIENDTHE SEAWEED EATING SHEEP THAT SEASONS ITSELFHENRY THE 8TH'S CORPSE LITERALLY EXPLODED AFTER HE DIED Shaun of the Dead is a 90 minute love letter to the zombie genre, a genre many agree was invented and defined by the director George Romero.A man who, whilst an admitted fan of Shaun of the Dead still somehow missed references to movies he made when watching it. OTTO CARIUS AND THE GREATEST SHOT EVER TAKEN IN A TANK Here me talk about tigers that time a Swiss guy made me think an eagle was going to claw my balls in the video version of this article. Alternatively, read the original article below. To quote Halo 3 for a moment, “tank, beats, everything“. If you ever doubted this, allow us to tell you the story THE CAST OF FRIENDS TOOK A PAY CUT SO THEY'D ALL BE PAID If you prefer words to pictures and video, the original article can be found below. The show Friends is a bona fide pop culture phenomenon and with rumors of a Friends movie being constantly circulated online and then shot down by the cast immediately from their golden sky-limos, we figured we’d pick everyone up by sharing a few facts about the cast of Friends, or more specifically, how SAMUEL PEPYS THE MAN WHO BURIED CHEESE IN HIS Considering half the people reading this live in a country where you can buy cheese in a can, the idea that it could be worth anything more than an explosive case of future constipation is kind of laughable. But if you go back a few hundred years, cheese was so valuable it was literally one of the THE GIANT TORTOISE IS APPARENTLY TOO DELICIOUS FOR ITS OWN The giant tortoise is a fairly unremarkable creature if you ignore that fact it can live for 10 decades and the sound of them getting their fuck on is the same noise used in Jurassic Park for the velociraptors (we’re not making that up).They’re also apparently just all kinds of delicious. ROCKY MARCIANO'S PUNCH WAS KIND OF RIDICULOUS In the world of boxing Rocky Marciano is largely considered one of the single greatest, if not the greatest boxer to have ever lived, period. In his decade long streak as undisputed heavyweight champion, Marciano fought and bested every challenger who came his way, which isn’t surprising given how hard it’s estimated he could punch. THEY REALLY EXPLODED A HOSPITAL FOR THE DARK KNIGHT First though, if for some inexplicable reason you haven’t seen The Dark Knight there’s a scene about mid-way through the movie where the Joker, played by Heath Ledger, detonates an entire fucking hospital for shits and giggles while dressed a sexy nurse-clown. Towards the end of the scene something seemingly goes wrong with the detonation, prompting the Clown Prince of Crime to stand THE TIME GOD WRESTLED IN THE WWE Even though we’re pretty sure God spends the majority of his time sitting on a throne of gold half-heartedly chucking lightning bolts into a waste paper basket, the World Wrestling Entertainment company thinks the man upstairs is a wrestler in his spare time. Which is the only logical explanation for why there was once a wrestling match in which “God” was literally listed as one of the IN CASE YOU WONDERED, YES, ANCIENT ALIENS IS BULLS**TANCIENT ALIENS EPISODESANCIENT ALIENS EPISODESWATCH ANCIENT ALIENS FOR FREE Ancient Aliens is a show inexplicably put out by the History channel because life is a cruel joke and the people who believe easily debunked Moon landing conspiracy theories have more power than we ever thought possible. Although the show has been universally panned by all credible experts as being total and utter horseshit, you’d never know this if you watched the show itself because they TOM CRUISE WILL LEARN ANY SKILL FOR A ROLE, WITH HIS BAD We feel its fair to say that over the years Tom Cruise has forged a reputation as a masochistic crazy-person when it comes to stunts in his movies. A noted perfectionist, Cruise’s dedication to his craft is such that he’s actively taught his body to go against its own instincts whilst mastering several obscure skills INTERESTING FACTS FROM THE FACT FIENDTHE SEAWEED EATING SHEEP THAT SEASONS ITSELFHENRY THE 8TH'S CORPSE LITERALLY EXPLODED AFTER HE DIED Shaun of the Dead is a 90 minute love letter to the zombie genre, a genre many agree was invented and defined by the director George Romero.A man who, whilst an admitted fan of Shaun of the Dead still somehow missed references to movies he made when watching it. OTTO CARIUS AND THE GREATEST SHOT EVER TAKEN IN A TANK Here me talk about tigers that time a Swiss guy made me think an eagle was going to claw my balls in the video version of this article. Alternatively, read the original article below. To quote Halo 3 for a moment, “tank, beats, everything“. If you ever doubted this, allow us to tell you the story THE CAST OF FRIENDS TOOK A PAY CUT SO THEY'D ALL BE PAID If you prefer words to pictures and video, the original article can be found below. The show Friends is a bona fide pop culture phenomenon and with rumors of a Friends movie being constantly circulated online and then shot down by the cast immediately from their golden sky-limos, we figured we’d pick everyone up by sharing a few facts about the cast of Friends, or more specifically, how SAMUEL PEPYS THE MAN WHO BURIED CHEESE IN HIS Considering half the people reading this live in a country where you can buy cheese in a can, the idea that it could be worth anything more than an explosive case of future constipation is kind of laughable. But if you go back a few hundred years, cheese was so valuable it was literally one of the THE GIANT TORTOISE IS APPARENTLY TOO DELICIOUS FOR ITS OWN The giant tortoise is a fairly unremarkable creature if you ignore that fact it can live for 10 decades and the sound of them getting their fuck on is the same noise used in Jurassic Park for the velociraptors (we’re not making that up).They’re also apparently just all kinds of delicious. ROCKY MARCIANO'S PUNCH WAS KIND OF RIDICULOUS In the world of boxing Rocky Marciano is largely considered one of the single greatest, if not the greatest boxer to have ever lived, period. In his decade long streak as undisputed heavyweight champion, Marciano fought and bested every challenger who came his way, which isn’t surprising given how hard it’s estimated he could punch. THEY REALLY EXPLODED A HOSPITAL FOR THE DARK KNIGHT First though, if for some inexplicable reason you haven’t seen The Dark Knight there’s a scene about mid-way through the movie where the Joker, played by Heath Ledger, detonates an entire fucking hospital for shits and giggles while dressed a sexy nurse-clown. 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Although the show has been universally panned by all credible experts as being total and utter horseshit, you’d never know this if you watched the show itself because they TOM CRUISE WILL LEARN ANY SKILL FOR A ROLE, WITH HIS BAD We feel its fair to say that over the years Tom Cruise has forged a reputation as a masochistic crazy-person when it comes to stunts in his movies. A noted perfectionist, Cruise’s dedication to his craft is such that he’s actively taught his body to go against its own instincts whilst mastering several obscure skills OTTO CARIUS AND THE GREATEST SHOT EVER TAKEN IN A TANK Here me talk about tigers that time a Swiss guy made me think an eagle was going to claw my balls in the video version of this article. Alternatively, read the original article below. To quote Halo 3 for a moment, “tank, beats, everything“. If you ever doubted this, allow us to tell you the story MICHAEL BAY GOT MILLION OF PEOPLE TO DRINK MILK Michael Bay is mostly known for two things, making stupid movies and making really stupid movies. His IMDB profile reads like the kind of DVD collection you’d find in the house of a 13-year-old who stole their parent’s credit card. But nestled at the bottom SAMUEL PEPYS THE MAN WHO BURIED CHEESE IN HIS Considering half the people reading this live in a country where you can buy cheese in a can, the idea that it could be worth anything more than an explosive case of future constipation is kind of laughable. But if you go back a few hundred years, cheese was so valuable it was literally one of the THAT TIME A SHOW SUED SOMEONE, OVER SPOILERS RuPaul’s Drag Race is a show celebrating all things drag that has gone from being enjoyed by a small but dedicated fan base to one of the most profitable and watched shows on TV. A fact that has seen the show become one of the most spoiled pieces of entertainment on the airwaves, much to the GHOST RIDER HATES DAREDEVIL, FOR THE STUPIDEST REASON EVER Within mainline Marvel canon the Ghost Rider is noted as being a being who possess nigh on infinite, god-like potential for strength and destruction. Now while you’d think such a powerful character would be above petty human squabbles, Ghost Rider really hates the hero Daredevil for a pretty silly reason. First though it’s important to THE TENNIS PLAYER WHO LEARNED WITH A FRYING PAN There’s a famous video online of the former best tennis player in the entire world, Andy Roddick, hammering the shit out of someone while using a frying pan instead of a racket as part of an experiment to see how much better than average people professional athletes really are. According to the man behind that challenge, lumberingRoddick with
THIS IS WHY ECCO THE DOLPHIN WAS SO HARD If you played any sort of Sega game system as a child there’s a fairly decent chance that you also at one point played Ecco the Dolphin, a game in which you play as a dolphin who saves the world from aliens. The game is best remembered for being really fucking hard, meaning only a THAT TIME TOM CRUISE'S CAKE OBSESSION SAVED AN ENTIRE Tom Cruise enjoys a reputation as one of the nicest men in Hollywood and there are countless stories out there detailing the extreme lengths the actor goes to, to make people like him. Something epitomised by the fact Cruise literally saved a bakery by sending virtually everyone he knows a massive cake, once a year, FLAMINGO CHICKS TURN PINK BECAUSE THEY DRINK BLOOD MILK Flamingos are arguably one of the weirder animals to call this world their home. Even discounting the fact that they can sneeze boiling salt water out of their eyes and drink with their heads upside down, flamingos just look weird which is partly down to the fact that, as chicks, flamingos have their parents cry blood milk THE SOFTEST SOCKS IN THE WORLD ARE MADE FROM CAMEL ASS There are a handful of animals on Earth that are coveted for the fuzzy and/or wuzziness of their fur and the quality of the garments that can be made from it. With the fur of especially soft and adorable animals commanding a premium in the world of__
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IT IS LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO KEEP A GREAT WHITE SHARK IN CAPTIVITY By Karl Smallwood - Jun 2,2021
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The great white shark is easily the most eminently recognisable fish on the planet, long, strong and clocking in at over 2 tons of fun when fully grown, the great white would no doubt be the crowning, shark-shaped jewel of any aquarium. Or they would be if the sharks didn’t immediately die the instant they were put into a body of water they didn’t own.Continue
GEORGE ROMERO MISSED REFERENCES TO HIS OWN MOVIES IN SHAUN OF THE DEAD By Karl Smallwood - May 31,2021
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_Shaun of the Dead _is a 90 minute love letter to the zombie genre, a genre many agree was invented and defined by the director George Romero. A man who, whilst an admitted fan of _Shaun of the Dead _still somehow missed references to movies _he _made whenwatching it.
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THAT TIME ODDWORLD: ABE’S ODDYSEE SAVED A MAN’S LIFE By Karl Smallwood - May 28,2021
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_Oddworld: Abe’s Oddysee _sometimes known simply as _Abe’s Oddysee _is a video game where you take control of a bumbling alien trying to save his people, with the emphasis here being on the word try. Widely praised on release for the quality of its gameplay, art direction and writing, the latter of which was so good it literally saved somebody’s life.Continue
GREEN LANTERNS CAN THEORETICALLY DO FUCKING ANYTHING By Karl Smallwood - May 26,2021
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In DC Comics canon, Green Lanterns are among the most physically powerful beings in the entire universe provided they’re wearing or have access to their signature lime green pimp rings. An inconspicuous piece of flash widely considered to be the singular most powerful weapon in existence, provided it’s being worn by someone with a bigenough dick.
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QUEEN VICTORIA WAS OBSESSED WITH GIVING GIANT PEOPLE GIFTS By Karl Smallwood - May 24,2021
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As the reining monarch of the United Kingdom for most of her life, Queen Victoria likely saw and experienced some pretty amazing things over the years. Seemingly the most impressive for the monarch was a number of very large people who visited her during her time on the throne, if only because she had a bizarre habit of demanding to see them just to give them a wildly extravagant gift just for being soenormously tall.
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