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Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now!Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more!. Episode 22 - Oct. 16, 1991 ===== Philip Baker HallSEINFELD SCRIPTS
You know, I gotta talk to Frank. Jerry: Kramer, you can't talk to Frank. Kramer: No I gotta talk to him, I know that he can help me, Jerry. Abby walks in. Abby: I think there's a dead animal in the elevator. Kramer: My stuffed cabbage! Kramer runs out. Abby: So, great dinner last night. Jerry: Yeah, it was alright.SEINFELD SCRIPTS
Morty: "We'll round down." Helen: "Jerry, it was so nice of you to come down here on your father's. birthday. You've helped take his mind off the condo elections." Jerry: "Oh, right. You can't run for condo president because you were. impeached at the other condo." Morty: "I was never impeached!SEINFELD SCRIPTS
Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now!Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more!. Written by: Larry David Directed by: Tom Cherones Broadcasted: September 16, 1992 for the first time.SEINFELD SCRIPTS
But Jimmy's all out right now. Moving to Manhattan set. Jimmy back a bit." George: "Hey listen ,let me give you my card. It's got my home number on it. I want to buy the first pair when the next shipment comes in." Jimmy: "All right". George: "All right Jimmy Good talkingto
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I just had three shots of Hennigans and I don't smell. Imagine, you can walk around drunk all day. That's Hennigans, the no-smell, no-tell scotch. George: Hello everybody. Kramer: Hey. (snuggling really close to George) I'm going to tell you what I think. I know you don't care what I think, but I'm going to tell you.SEINFELD SCRIPTS
Jerry: Yeah, let me just stop by the cash machine and I'll meet you at the. coffee shop. George: Yeah, I'm gonna go get a paper. (Kramer gets ready to make another swing) George: Keep your head down. (At the automatic teller machine Jerry is getting his money and there is a.SEINFELD SCRIPTS
Kramer picks up the phone, calls George. Phone rings at Georges and he's sitting between Susan and the wig master. George: (grabs the phone quick) "Got it, Got it,Hello?" Kramer: "Listen, Can you take me over to the Jiffy Park?"SEINFELD SCRIPTS
Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now!Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more!. Transcribed by Juha Auvinen ===== Episode #822 -- "The Summer OfGeorge"
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SEINFELD SCRIPTS
Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now!Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more!. Episode 22 - Oct. 16, 1991 ===== Philip Baker HallSEINFELD SCRIPTS
You know, I gotta talk to Frank. Jerry: Kramer, you can't talk to Frank. Kramer: No I gotta talk to him, I know that he can help me, Jerry. Abby walks in. Abby: I think there's a dead animal in the elevator. Kramer: My stuffed cabbage! Kramer runs out. Abby: So, great dinner last night. Jerry: Yeah, it was alright.SEINFELD SCRIPTS
Morty: "We'll round down." Helen: "Jerry, it was so nice of you to come down here on your father's. birthday. You've helped take his mind off the condo elections." Jerry: "Oh, right. You can't run for condo president because you were. impeached at the other condo." Morty: "I was never impeached!SEINFELD SCRIPTS
Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now!Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more!. Written by: Larry David Directed by: Tom Cherones Broadcasted: September 16, 1992 for the first time.SEINFELD SCRIPTS
But Jimmy's all out right now. Moving to Manhattan set. Jimmy back a bit." George: "Hey listen ,let me give you my card. It's got my home number on it. I want to buy the first pair when the next shipment comes in." Jimmy: "All right". George: "All right Jimmy Good talkingto
SEINFELD SCRIPTS
I just had three shots of Hennigans and I don't smell. Imagine, you can walk around drunk all day. That's Hennigans, the no-smell, no-tell scotch. George: Hello everybody. Kramer: Hey. (snuggling really close to George) I'm going to tell you what I think. I know you don't care what I think, but I'm going to tell you.SEINFELD SCRIPTS
Jerry: Yeah, let me just stop by the cash machine and I'll meet you at the. coffee shop. George: Yeah, I'm gonna go get a paper. (Kramer gets ready to make another swing) George: Keep your head down. (At the automatic teller machine Jerry is getting his money and there is a.SEINFELD SCRIPTS
Kramer picks up the phone, calls George. Phone rings at Georges and he's sitting between Susan and the wig master. George: (grabs the phone quick) "Got it, Got it,Hello?" Kramer: "Listen, Can you take me over to the Jiffy Park?"SEINFELD SCRIPTS
Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now!Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more!. Transcribed by Juha Auvinen ===== Episode #822 -- "The Summer OfGeorge"
SEINFELD SCRIPTS
Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now!Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more!. Episode 22 - Oct. 16, 1991 ===== Philip Baker HallSEINFELD SCRIPTS
Directed by: David Steinberg. Jerry - Jerry Seinfeld. Kramer - Michael Richards. George - Jason Alexander. Elaine - Julia Louis-Dryfus. Patrice - Valerie Mahaffey. Tina - Siobhan Fallon. Stand Up Routine.SEINFELD SCRIPTS
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Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now!Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more!. Written by: Larry David Directed by: Tom Cherones Broadcasted: September 16, 1992 for the first time.SEINFELD SCRIPTS
Kramer: Hello! Jerry: Of course it’s a sliding scale. Clare: Catch you later. Kramer & Jerry: (doing the voice) Hello-o-o-o! (haha) Jerry: (doing the voice) La la la. Kramer: (doing the voice) La la la. (Kramer is reading the newspaper at the table) Kramer: Look at this, they are redoing the Cloud Club.SEINFELD SCRIPTS
But Jimmy's all out right now. Moving to Manhattan set. Jimmy back a bit." George: "Hey listen ,let me give you my card. It's got my home number on it. I want to buy the first pair when the next shipment comes in." Jimmy: "All right". George: "All right Jimmy Good talkingto
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Jerry: You don't drink. George: I know but I couldn't think of anything else to say to her. Jerry: So you started drinking. George: So we started drinking, and I'll tell you I don't know if it was the alcohol or the ammonia, but the next think I knew she was mopping thefloor with me.
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Cop #1: Hey, it's his space. Cop #2: No, it's his space. Cut to Jerry entering his apartment, George and Mike can be heard arguing. through the window. George: Well, you're gonna have to go to the bathroom! Mike: Well, you're gonna have to go to work! George: I don't have ajob!
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Directed by: Tom Cherones. Broadcasted: January 23, 1991 for the first time. Stars: Jerry Seinfeld, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, and Tracy Kolis (as Marlene). JERRY: I'm always in traffic with the lane expert.SEINFELD SCRIPTS
ELAINE: Oh, sure. . MEL: Ah, It'd break your heart seein' him in there. It's like a prisoner. No friends - just his mother and me. And I'm out there six days a week haulin' Yoo Hoo We have sacrificed everything. All for our little bubble boy.. : .
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SEINFELD SCRIPTS
Welcome to the Seinfeld Scripts page! Here is your resource for finding exact quotes, script information, and episode play-by-plays. If you need to find specific Seinfeld script information, you’vecome to
SEINFELD SCRIPTS
Morty: "We'll round down." Helen: "Jerry, it was so nice of you to come down here on your father's. birthday. You've helped take his mind off the condo elections." Jerry: "Oh, right. You can't run for condo president because you were. impeached at the other condo." Morty: "I was never impeached!SEINFELD SCRIPTS
You know, I gotta talk to Frank. Jerry: Kramer, you can't talk to Frank. Kramer: No I gotta talk to him, I know that he can help me, Jerry. Abby walks in. Abby: I think there's a dead animal in the elevator. Kramer: My stuffed cabbage! Kramer runs out. Abby: So, great dinner last night. Jerry: Yeah, it was alright.SEINFELD SCRIPTS
Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now!Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more!. Transcribed by Juha Auvinen ===== Episode #822 -- "The Summer OfGeorge"
SEINFELD SCRIPTS
Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! Transcribed by: Ivy, "Seinfeld10". Jerry, on the phone: "Yeah. Yeah. All right. Uh-huh." George, knocking on the counter and feigning a muffled, Chinese voice: "Chinese food!" Jerry, hanging up the phone: "Oh! There's my Chinese food, I gottarun.
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ELAINE: Oh, sure. . MEL: Ah, It'd break your heart seein' him in there. It's like a prisoner. No friends - just his mother and me. And I'm out there six days a week haulin' Yoo Hoo We have sacrificed everything. All for our little bubble boy.. : .
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Elaine: That was me. I'm sorry. I don't like the stumps. Mr Lippman: So you just eat the tops. Elaine: Oh yeah. It's the best part. It's crunchy, it's explosive, it's where the muffin breaks free of the pan and sort of (makes hand motions) does it's own thing. I'll tell you. That's a million dollor idea right there.SEINFELD SCRIPTS
Transcribed by Brian Dickson. Originally posted on The News Guys (Mike's) site. (Permission is given to copy scripts to other sites provided credits as two lines above are included - Thanks) SEINFELD Episode no. 94 "The Mom and Pop Store" (Original air date: 17 Nov 1994) Directed by Andy Ackerman. Written by Tom Gammill and Max Pross.SEINFELD SCRIPTS
GEORGE. I gotta go zoo. I feel like I could set more of my own schedule. JERRY. But in the circus you get to ride around in the train, see the whole planet! GEORGE. I'm wearin' a little hat, I'm jumpin' through fire.. They're puttin' their little alien heads in mymouth.. JERRY.
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SEINFELD SCRIPTS
Welcome to the Seinfeld Scripts page! Here is your resource for finding exact quotes, script information, and episode play-by-plays. If you need to find specific Seinfeld script information, you’vecome to
SEINFELD SCRIPTS
Morty: "We'll round down." Helen: "Jerry, it was so nice of you to come down here on your father's. birthday. You've helped take his mind off the condo elections." Jerry: "Oh, right. You can't run for condo president because you were. impeached at the other condo." Morty: "I was never impeached!SEINFELD SCRIPTS
You know, I gotta talk to Frank. Jerry: Kramer, you can't talk to Frank. Kramer: No I gotta talk to him, I know that he can help me, Jerry. Abby walks in. Abby: I think there's a dead animal in the elevator. Kramer: My stuffed cabbage! Kramer runs out. Abby: So, great dinner last night. Jerry: Yeah, it was alright.SEINFELD SCRIPTS
Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now!Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more!. Transcribed by Juha Auvinen ===== Episode #822 -- "The Summer OfGeorge"
SEINFELD SCRIPTS
Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! Transcribed by: Ivy, "Seinfeld10". Jerry, on the phone: "Yeah. Yeah. All right. Uh-huh." George, knocking on the counter and feigning a muffled, Chinese voice: "Chinese food!" Jerry, hanging up the phone: "Oh! There's my Chinese food, I gottarun.
SEINFELD SCRIPTS
ELAINE: Oh, sure. . MEL: Ah, It'd break your heart seein' him in there. It's like a prisoner. No friends - just his mother and me. And I'm out there six days a week haulin' Yoo Hoo We have sacrificed everything. All for our little bubble boy.. : .
SEINFELD SCRIPTS
Elaine: That was me. I'm sorry. I don't like the stumps. Mr Lippman: So you just eat the tops. Elaine: Oh yeah. It's the best part. It's crunchy, it's explosive, it's where the muffin breaks free of the pan and sort of (makes hand motions) does it's own thing. I'll tell you. That's a million dollor idea right there.SEINFELD SCRIPTS
Transcribed by Brian Dickson. Originally posted on The News Guys (Mike's) site. (Permission is given to copy scripts to other sites provided credits as two lines above are included - Thanks) SEINFELD Episode no. 94 "The Mom and Pop Store" (Original air date: 17 Nov 1994) Directed by Andy Ackerman. Written by Tom Gammill and Max Pross.SEINFELD SCRIPTS
GEORGE. I gotta go zoo. I feel like I could set more of my own schedule. JERRY. But in the circus you get to ride around in the train, see the whole planet! GEORGE. I'm wearin' a little hat, I'm jumpin' through fire.. They're puttin' their little alien heads in mymouth.. JERRY.
SEINFELD SCRIPTS
Just because they look alike doesn't mean you're secretly in love with Jerry. George; (nervous) All right now we're going bye bye. Janet: We just got here George. George: Well,,, it's getting dark. They leave. Kramer: yeah, she's a nice girl, kinda quiet though. Jerry slaps himin the back.
SEINFELD SCRIPTS
Directed by: David Steinberg. Jerry - Jerry Seinfeld. Kramer - Michael Richards. George - Jason Alexander. Elaine - Julia Louis-Dryfus. Patrice - Valerie Mahaffey. Tina - Siobhan Fallon. Stand Up Routine.SEINFELD SCRIPTS
Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! Transcribed by: Ivy, "Seinfeld10". Jerry, on the phone: "Yeah. Yeah. All right. Uh-huh." George, knocking on the counter and feigning a muffled, Chinese voice: "Chinese food!" Jerry, hanging up the phone: "Oh! There's my Chinese food, I gottarun.
SEINFELD SCRIPTS
Elaine: That was me. I'm sorry. I don't like the stumps. Mr Lippman: So you just eat the tops. Elaine: Oh yeah. It's the best part. It's crunchy, it's explosive, it's where the muffin breaks free of the pan and sort of (makes hand motions) does it's own thing. I'll tell you. That's a million dollor idea right there.SEINFELD SCRIPTS
Kramer picks up the phone, calls George. Phone rings at Georges and he's sitting between Susan and the wig master. George: (grabs the phone quick) "Got it, Got it,Hello?" Kramer: "Listen, Can you take me over to the Jiffy Park?"SEINFELD SCRIPTS
Directed by: Andy Ackerman. GEORGE: Oh, boy I was up to four in the morning watching the Omen trilogy. JERRY: That's good stuff. GEORGE: I can't to myself. I'm exhausted. JERRY: Can you grab a nap at work. GEORGE: Not with that big glass window looking out into the hall. I'd love a good nap.SEINFELD SCRIPTS
Jerry: Yeah, let me just stop by the cash machine and I'll meet you at the. coffee shop. George: Yeah, I'm gonna go get a paper. (Kramer gets ready to make another swing) George: Keep your head down. (At the automatic teller machine Jerry is getting his money and there is a.SEINFELD SCRIPTS
Jerry: Alright. Kramer: No Jerry! I need that chicken, I gotta have that chicken, you leave. those roasters alone, Kenny never hurt anybody. Jerry: You got a little problem. Kramer: Oh I got a big problem Jerry! [Elaine is visiting Peterman in the Burmese jungle. Elaine is brought in and.SEINFELD SCRIPTS
Jerry: That's Barry Prophet, he's our accountant. George: I don't know how you can let this guy handle all your money. Elaine: Oh, he doesn't handle my money, he handles Jerry's money. He just does my taxes.*Barry comes in*.
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GEORGE. I gotta go zoo. I feel like I could set more of my own schedule. JERRY. But in the circus you get to ride around in the train, see the whole planet! GEORGE. I'm wearin' a little hat, I'm jumpin' through fire.. They're puttin' their little alien heads in mymouth.. JERRY.
SEINFELD SCRIPTS
Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now!Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more!. Episode 22 - Oct. 16, 1991 ===== Philip Baker HallSEINFELD SCRIPTS
Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now!Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more!. Written by: Larry David Directed by: Tom Cherones Broadcasted: September 16, 1992 for the first time.SEINFELD SCRIPTS
Directed by: David Steinberg. Jerry - Jerry Seinfeld. Kramer - Michael Richards. George - Jason Alexander. Elaine - Julia Louis-Dryfus. Patrice - Valerie Mahaffey. Tina - Siobhan Fallon. Stand Up Routine.SEINFELD SCRIPTS
Morty: "We'll round down." Helen: "Jerry, it was so nice of you to come down here on your father's. birthday. You've helped take his mind off the condo elections." Jerry: "Oh, right. You can't run for condo president because you were. impeached at the other condo." Morty: "I was never impeached!SEINFELD SCRIPTS
You know, I gotta talk to Frank. Jerry: Kramer, you can't talk to Frank. Kramer: No I gotta talk to him, I know that he can help me, Jerry. Abby walks in. Abby: I think there's a dead animal in the elevator. Kramer: My stuffed cabbage! Kramer runs out. Abby: So, great dinner last night. Jerry: Yeah, it was alright.SEINFELD SCRIPTS
Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now!Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more!. Transcribed by Juha Auvinen ===== Episode #822 -- "The Summer OfGeorge"
SEINFELD SCRIPTS
Cop #1: Hey, it's his space. Cop #2: No, it's his space. Cut to Jerry entering his apartment, George and Mike can be heard arguing. through the window. George: Well, you're gonna have to go to the bathroom! Mike: Well, you're gonna have to go to work! George: I don't have ajob!
SEINFELD SCRIPTS
Kramer picks up the phone, calls George. Phone rings at Georges and he's sitting between Susan and the wig master. George: (grabs the phone quick) "Got it, Got it,Hello?" Kramer: "Listen, Can you take me over to the Jiffy Park?"SEINFELD SCRIPTS
Jerry: Yeah, let me just stop by the cash machine and I'll meet you at the. coffee shop. George: Yeah, I'm gonna go get a paper. (Kramer gets ready to make another swing) George: Keep your head down. (At the automatic teller machine Jerry is getting his money and there is a.SEINFELD SCRIPTS
ELAINE: Oh, sure. . MEL: Ah, It'd break your heart seein' him in there. It's like a prisoner. No friends - just his mother and me. And I'm out there six days a week haulin' Yoo Hoo We have sacrificed everything. All for our little bubble boy.. : .
SEINFELD SCRIPTS
Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now!Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more!. Episode 22 - Oct. 16, 1991 ===== Philip Baker HallSEINFELD SCRIPTS
Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now!Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more!. Written by: Larry David Directed by: Tom Cherones Broadcasted: September 16, 1992 for the first time.SEINFELD SCRIPTS
Directed by: David Steinberg. Jerry - Jerry Seinfeld. Kramer - Michael Richards. George - Jason Alexander. Elaine - Julia Louis-Dryfus. Patrice - Valerie Mahaffey. Tina - Siobhan Fallon. Stand Up Routine.SEINFELD SCRIPTS
Morty: "We'll round down." Helen: "Jerry, it was so nice of you to come down here on your father's. birthday. You've helped take his mind off the condo elections." Jerry: "Oh, right. You can't run for condo president because you were. impeached at the other condo." Morty: "I was never impeached!SEINFELD SCRIPTS
You know, I gotta talk to Frank. Jerry: Kramer, you can't talk to Frank. Kramer: No I gotta talk to him, I know that he can help me, Jerry. Abby walks in. Abby: I think there's a dead animal in the elevator. Kramer: My stuffed cabbage! Kramer runs out. Abby: So, great dinner last night. Jerry: Yeah, it was alright.SEINFELD SCRIPTS
Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now!Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more!. Transcribed by Juha Auvinen ===== Episode #822 -- "The Summer OfGeorge"
SEINFELD SCRIPTS
Cop #1: Hey, it's his space. Cop #2: No, it's his space. Cut to Jerry entering his apartment, George and Mike can be heard arguing. through the window. George: Well, you're gonna have to go to the bathroom! Mike: Well, you're gonna have to go to work! George: I don't have ajob!
SEINFELD SCRIPTS
Kramer picks up the phone, calls George. Phone rings at Georges and he's sitting between Susan and the wig master. George: (grabs the phone quick) "Got it, Got it,Hello?" Kramer: "Listen, Can you take me over to the Jiffy Park?"SEINFELD SCRIPTS
Jerry: Yeah, let me just stop by the cash machine and I'll meet you at the. coffee shop. George: Yeah, I'm gonna go get a paper. (Kramer gets ready to make another swing) George: Keep your head down. (At the automatic teller machine Jerry is getting his money and there is a.SEINFELD SCRIPTS
ELAINE: Oh, sure. . MEL: Ah, It'd break your heart seein' him in there. It's like a prisoner. No friends - just his mother and me. And I'm out there six days a week haulin' Yoo Hoo We have sacrificed everything. All for our little bubble boy.. : .
SEINFELD SCRIPTS
Directed by: David Steinberg. Jerry - Jerry Seinfeld. Kramer - Michael Richards. George - Jason Alexander. Elaine - Julia Louis-Dryfus. Patrice - Valerie Mahaffey. Tina - Siobhan Fallon. Stand Up Routine.SEINFELD SCRIPTS
Morty: "We'll round down." Helen: "Jerry, it was so nice of you to come down here on your father's. birthday. You've helped take his mind off the condo elections." Jerry: "Oh, right. You can't run for condo president because you were. impeached at the other condo." Morty: "I was never impeached!SEINFELD SCRIPTS
Kramer: Hello! Jerry: Of course it’s a sliding scale. Clare: Catch you later. Kramer & Jerry: (doing the voice) Hello-o-o-o! (haha) Jerry: (doing the voice) La la la. Kramer: (doing the voice) La la la. (Kramer is reading the newspaper at the table) Kramer: Look at this, they are redoing the Cloud Club.SEINFELD SCRIPTS
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Kramer picks up the phone, calls George. Phone rings at Georges and he's sitting between Susan and the wig master. George: (grabs the phone quick) "Got it, Got it,Hello?" Kramer: "Listen, Can you take me over to the Jiffy Park?"SEINFELD SCRIPTS
Elaine: Yeah, and when I see freaks in the street I never, ever stare at them. Yet, I'm careful not to look away, you know, because I want to make the freaks feel comfortable. Jerry: That's nice for the freaks. Elaine: Yeah, and I don't poof up my hair when I got to a movie so people behind me can see.SEINFELD SCRIPTS
But Jimmy's all out right now. Moving to Manhattan set. Jimmy back a bit." George: "Hey listen ,let me give you my card. It's got my home number on it. I want to buy the first pair when the next shipment comes in." Jimmy: "All right". George: "All right Jimmy Good talkingto
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ELAINE: Oh, sure. . MEL: Ah, It'd break your heart seein' him in there. It's like a prisoner. No friends - just his mother and me. And I'm out there six days a week haulin' Yoo Hoo We have sacrificed everything. All for our little bubble boy.. : .
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ELAINE: Not any more. Come on, get your ball, we're leaving. Let's go, let's go. Jerry, Elaine and Kramer begin to leave. George re-enters and notices Jerry's. mug on the coffee table. GEORGE: (yells) Wow! Who put this cup right on the new table! JERRY: (picks it up) I was having coffee, I put it on the coffee table.SEINFELD SCRIPTS
Transcribed by Brian Dickson. Originally posted on The News Guys (Mike's) site. (Permission is given to copy scripts to other sites provided credits as two lines above are included - Thanks) SEINFELD Episode no. 94 "The Mom and Pop Store" (Original air date: 17 Nov 1994) Directed by Andy Ackerman. Written by Tom Gammill and Max Pross.SEINFELD SCRIPTS
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Directed by: David Steinberg. Jerry - Jerry Seinfeld. Kramer - Michael Richards. George - Jason Alexander. Elaine - Julia Louis-Dryfus. Patrice - Valerie Mahaffey. Tina - Siobhan Fallon. Stand Up Routine.SEINFELD SCRIPTS
Morty: "We'll round down." Helen: "Jerry, it was so nice of you to come down here on your father's. birthday. You've helped take his mind off the condo elections." Jerry: "Oh, right. You can't run for condo president because you were. impeached at the other condo." Morty: "I was never impeached!SEINFELD SCRIPTS
You know, I gotta talk to Frank. Jerry: Kramer, you can't talk to Frank. Kramer: No I gotta talk to him, I know that he can help me, Jerry. Abby walks in. Abby: I think there's a dead animal in the elevator. Kramer: My stuffed cabbage! Kramer runs out. Abby: So, great dinner last night. Jerry: Yeah, it was alright.SEINFELD SCRIPTS
Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now!Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more!. Transcribed by Juha Auvinen ===== Episode #822 -- "The Summer OfGeorge"
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Cop #1: Hey, it's his space. Cop #2: No, it's his space. Cut to Jerry entering his apartment, George and Mike can be heard arguing. through the window. George: Well, you're gonna have to go to the bathroom! Mike: Well, you're gonna have to go to work! George: I don't have ajob!
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Kramer picks up the phone, calls George. Phone rings at Georges and he's sitting between Susan and the wig master. George: (grabs the phone quick) "Got it, Got it,Hello?" Kramer: "Listen, Can you take me over to the Jiffy Park?"SEINFELD SCRIPTS
Jerry: Yeah, let me just stop by the cash machine and I'll meet you at the. coffee shop. George: Yeah, I'm gonna go get a paper. (Kramer gets ready to make another swing) George: Keep your head down. (At the automatic teller machine Jerry is getting his money and there is a.SEINFELD SCRIPTS
ELAINE: Oh, sure. . MEL: Ah, It'd break your heart seein' him in there. It's like a prisoner. No friends - just his mother and me. And I'm out there six days a week haulin' Yoo Hoo We have sacrificed everything. All for our little bubble boy.. : .
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Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now!Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more!. Written by: Larry David Directed by: Tom Cherones Broadcasted: September 16, 1992 for the first time.SEINFELD SCRIPTS
Directed by: David Steinberg. Jerry - Jerry Seinfeld. Kramer - Michael Richards. George - Jason Alexander. Elaine - Julia Louis-Dryfus. Patrice - Valerie Mahaffey. Tina - Siobhan Fallon. Stand Up Routine.SEINFELD SCRIPTS
Morty: "We'll round down." Helen: "Jerry, it was so nice of you to come down here on your father's. birthday. You've helped take his mind off the condo elections." Jerry: "Oh, right. You can't run for condo president because you were. impeached at the other condo." Morty: "I was never impeached!SEINFELD SCRIPTS
You know, I gotta talk to Frank. Jerry: Kramer, you can't talk to Frank. Kramer: No I gotta talk to him, I know that he can help me, Jerry. Abby walks in. Abby: I think there's a dead animal in the elevator. Kramer: My stuffed cabbage! Kramer runs out. Abby: So, great dinner last night. Jerry: Yeah, it was alright.SEINFELD SCRIPTS
Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now!Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more!. Transcribed by Juha Auvinen ===== Episode #822 -- "The Summer OfGeorge"
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Cop #1: Hey, it's his space. Cop #2: No, it's his space. Cut to Jerry entering his apartment, George and Mike can be heard arguing. through the window. George: Well, you're gonna have to go to the bathroom! Mike: Well, you're gonna have to go to work! George: I don't have ajob!
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Kramer picks up the phone, calls George. Phone rings at Georges and he's sitting between Susan and the wig master. George: (grabs the phone quick) "Got it, Got it,Hello?" Kramer: "Listen, Can you take me over to the Jiffy Park?"SEINFELD SCRIPTS
Jerry: Yeah, let me just stop by the cash machine and I'll meet you at the. coffee shop. George: Yeah, I'm gonna go get a paper. (Kramer gets ready to make another swing) George: Keep your head down. (At the automatic teller machine Jerry is getting his money and there is a.SEINFELD SCRIPTS
ELAINE: Oh, sure. . MEL: Ah, It'd break your heart seein' him in there. It's like a prisoner. No friends - just his mother and me. And I'm out there six days a week haulin' Yoo Hoo We have sacrificed everything. All for our little bubble boy.. : .
SEINFELD SCRIPTS
Directed by: David Steinberg. Jerry - Jerry Seinfeld. Kramer - Michael Richards. George - Jason Alexander. Elaine - Julia Louis-Dryfus. Patrice - Valerie Mahaffey. Tina - Siobhan Fallon. Stand Up Routine.SEINFELD SCRIPTS
Morty: "We'll round down." Helen: "Jerry, it was so nice of you to come down here on your father's. birthday. You've helped take his mind off the condo elections." Jerry: "Oh, right. You can't run for condo president because you were. impeached at the other condo." Morty: "I was never impeached!SEINFELD SCRIPTS
Kramer: Hello! Jerry: Of course it’s a sliding scale. Clare: Catch you later. Kramer & Jerry: (doing the voice) Hello-o-o-o! (haha) Jerry: (doing the voice) La la la. Kramer: (doing the voice) La la la. (Kramer is reading the newspaper at the table) Kramer: Look at this, they are redoing the Cloud Club.SEINFELD SCRIPTS
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Kramer picks up the phone, calls George. Phone rings at Georges and he's sitting between Susan and the wig master. George: (grabs the phone quick) "Got it, Got it,Hello?" Kramer: "Listen, Can you take me over to the Jiffy Park?"SEINFELD SCRIPTS
Elaine: Yeah, and when I see freaks in the street I never, ever stare at them. Yet, I'm careful not to look away, you know, because I want to make the freaks feel comfortable. Jerry: That's nice for the freaks. Elaine: Yeah, and I don't poof up my hair when I got to a movie so people behind me can see.SEINFELD SCRIPTS
But Jimmy's all out right now. Moving to Manhattan set. Jimmy back a bit." George: "Hey listen ,let me give you my card. It's got my home number on it. I want to buy the first pair when the next shipment comes in." Jimmy: "All right". George: "All right Jimmy Good talkingto
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ELAINE: Oh, sure. . MEL: Ah, It'd break your heart seein' him in there. It's like a prisoner. No friends - just his mother and me. And I'm out there six days a week haulin' Yoo Hoo We have sacrificed everything. All for our little bubble boy.. : .
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ELAINE: Not any more. Come on, get your ball, we're leaving. Let's go, let's go. Jerry, Elaine and Kramer begin to leave. George re-enters and notices Jerry's. mug on the coffee table. GEORGE: (yells) Wow! Who put this cup right on the new table! JERRY: (picks it up) I was having coffee, I put it on the coffee table.SEINFELD SCRIPTS
Transcribed by Brian Dickson. Originally posted on The News Guys (Mike's) site. (Permission is given to copy scripts to other sites provided credits as two lines above are included - Thanks) SEINFELD Episode no. 94 "The Mom and Pop Store" (Original air date: 17 Nov 1994) Directed by Andy Ackerman. Written by Tom Gammill and Max Pross.* Home
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