Are you over 18 and want to see adult content?
More Annotations
![A complete backup of https://zerecon.com](https://www.archivebay.com/archive6/images/61763fde-59ae-4515-a3eb-28bab029839e.png)
A complete backup of https://zerecon.com
Are you over 18 and want to see adult content?
![A complete backup of https://next.com](https://www.archivebay.com/archive6/images/18a9ee16-a5f9-48d4-ae8c-67f1ee98ee97.png)
A complete backup of https://next.com
Are you over 18 and want to see adult content?
![A complete backup of https://magyarkurir.hu](https://www.archivebay.com/archive6/images/64792d8f-9550-4574-a2c5-4ed13f49c6ce.png)
A complete backup of https://magyarkurir.hu
Are you over 18 and want to see adult content?
![A complete backup of https://aas.com.sg](https://www.archivebay.com/archive6/images/9d4ca8c5-4539-4696-99a4-5e0228b8f26a.png)
A complete backup of https://aas.com.sg
Are you over 18 and want to see adult content?
![A complete backup of https://smartsight.in](https://www.archivebay.com/archive6/images/56c35514-a0b6-4d1d-a9fe-a450f4982272.png)
A complete backup of https://smartsight.in
Are you over 18 and want to see adult content?
![A complete backup of https://linktank.com](https://www.archivebay.com/archive6/images/3cbab439-31ee-41e8-8c72-e1888d7b8fd8.png)
A complete backup of https://linktank.com
Are you over 18 and want to see adult content?
![A complete backup of https://digitaltveurope.com](https://www.archivebay.com/archive6/images/ff760bc8-87ae-45b9-9596-24ea9823793c.png)
A complete backup of https://digitaltveurope.com
Are you over 18 and want to see adult content?
![A complete backup of https://flyturizam.com](https://www.archivebay.com/archive6/images/ad0a05c8-c04e-4db9-af30-32efcdd6b8d6.png)
A complete backup of https://flyturizam.com
Are you over 18 and want to see adult content?
![A complete backup of https://teltonika-networks.com](https://www.archivebay.com/archive6/images/1980efef-4ccc-4a26-a0a9-5d2ee30adaab.png)
A complete backup of https://teltonika-networks.com
Are you over 18 and want to see adult content?
![A complete backup of https://armed.ru](https://www.archivebay.com/archive6/images/0f187db6-9f3e-45f0-9160-6ef41bb54d49.png)
A complete backup of https://armed.ru
Are you over 18 and want to see adult content?
![A complete backup of https://tractorjunction.com](https://www.archivebay.com/archive6/images/1c86fae2-7461-426b-83ef-304fe55eb38b.png)
A complete backup of https://tractorjunction.com
Are you over 18 and want to see adult content?
![A complete backup of https://totalwind.net](https://www.archivebay.com/archive6/images/4756cbdc-48d1-4685-9243-7cdbbdc72706.png)
A complete backup of https://totalwind.net
Are you over 18 and want to see adult content?
Favourite Annotations
![Home - Spark™ - Bringing Energy to Life](https://www.archivebay.com/archive/2211d60f-36ea-429d-976c-6fe99a04ab0d.png)
Home - Spark™ - Bringing Energy to Life
Are you over 18 and want to see adult content?
![El canal de TV “con un par” | BLAZE España](https://www.archivebay.com/archive/60506832-498b-4133-9ede-f38b088d17b6.png)
El canal de TV “con un par” | BLAZE España
Are you over 18 and want to see adult content?
![Willst Du für ein Jahr glücklich sein, heirate;](https://www.archivebay.com/archive/5718b881-a5d6-4349-b69f-205f7efce362.png)
Willst Du für ein Jahr glücklich sein, heirate;
Are you over 18 and want to see adult content?
![Gospel eBooks | Free & Discount Christian e-Books](https://www.archivebay.com/archive/e761790e-36c0-4086-bd67-9c177a167aa7.png)
Gospel eBooks | Free & Discount Christian e-Books
Are you over 18 and want to see adult content?
![ekrangazetesi.com | Yeni gazete alışkanlığınız](https://www.archivebay.com/archive/bb2a0b16-5480-4c9a-9300-b5201241a9da.png)
ekrangazetesi.com | Yeni gazete alışkanlığınız
Are you over 18 and want to see adult content?
![Governors State University- in Chicago's Southland](https://www.archivebay.com/archive/a2cd171c-07f6-48e1-9eb7-5a7d1260caaf.png)
Governors State University- in Chicago's Southland
Are you over 18 and want to see adult content?
Text
to
THIS WOMAN THOUGHT SHE WAS RESCUING A DOG. Her eyes met mine as she walked down the corridor peering apprehensively into the kennels. I felt her need instantly and knew I had to help her. I wagged my tail, not too exuberantly, so she PARENTS THINK THEIR PET LIZARD IS PREGNANT. Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there was “something wrong” with one of the two lizards he holds prisoner in his room. “He’s just lying there looking sick,” he told A MAN WENT TO THE DMV TO APPLY FOR A DRIVER'S LICENSE. A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver’s license. First, he had to take an eyesight test. The Optician showed him a card with the letters: ‘C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.’ A SNAIL IS GOING SOMEWHERE. one day, when he comes upon a shiny metal object in his path. Undeterred, he climbs on it and goes on, when suddenly the object shakes and a blue coming out of the smoke and proclaims, "I A GROUP OF SENIOR CITIZENS WERE EXCHANGING NOTES ABOUT A group of senior citizens were exchanging notes about their ailments. "My arm is so weak I can hardly hold this coffee cup." "Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad I can't see to pour the AN OLD LADY WENT TO A BANK INTENDING TO WITHDRAW MONEY. An old lady went to a bank intending to withdraw money The old lady handed her bank card to a bank teller and said, “I would like to withdraw $500.” The female teller told her, “For withdrawals lessthan
A GUY IS DRIVING AND HE SEES THIS WEIRD SIGN. A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: TaIking Dog For Sale’ He rings the bell and the A MAN WAS VERY PROUD OF HIS GUARD DOG. He would leave it to roam free in the garden to sow the world his house was guarded. One day a woman knocked at his door. “Is that your big dog outside?” Wondering how she had got past AN ELDERLY COUPLE, IN THEIR 70'S, DECIDED TO RELIVE THE It was their 50th wedding anniversary and the elderly couple, in their 70’s, decided to relive the honeymoon. When they arrived at the hotel where they had A MOUSE LOOKED THROUGH THE CRACK. A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package. “What food might this contain?” the mouse wondered. He was devastated to discover it was a mousetrap. Retreatingto
THIS WOMAN THOUGHT SHE WAS RESCUING A DOG. Her eyes met mine as she walked down the corridor peering apprehensively into the kennels. I felt her need instantly and knew I had to help her. I wagged my tail, not too exuberantly, so she PARENTS THINK THEIR PET LIZARD IS PREGNANT. Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there was “something wrong” with one of the two lizards he holds prisoner in his room. “He’s just lying there looking sick,” he told A MAN WENT TO THE DMV TO APPLY FOR A DRIVER'S LICENSE. A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver’s license. First, he had to take an eyesight test. The Optician showed him a card with the letters: ‘C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.’ A SNAIL IS GOING SOMEWHERE. one day, when he comes upon a shiny metal object in his path. Undeterred, he climbs on it and goes on, when suddenly the object shakes and a blue coming out of the smoke and proclaims, "I A GROUP OF SENIOR CITIZENS WERE EXCHANGING NOTES ABOUT A group of senior citizens were exchanging notes about their ailments. "My arm is so weak I can hardly hold this coffee cup." "Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad I can't see to pour the AN OLD LADY WENT TO A BANK INTENDING TO WITHDRAW MONEY. An old lady went to a bank intending to withdraw money The old lady handed her bank card to a bank teller and said, “I would like to withdraw $500.” The female teller told her, “For withdrawals lessthan
A GUY IS DRIVING AND HE SEES THIS WEIRD SIGN. A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: TaIking Dog For Sale’ He rings the bell and the A MAN WAS VERY PROUD OF HIS GUARD DOG. He would leave it to roam free in the garden to sow the world his house was guarded. One day a woman knocked at his door. “Is that your big dog outside?” Wondering how she had got past A MOUSE LOOKED THROUGH THE CRACK. A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package. “What food might this contain?” the mouse wondered. He was devastated to discover it was a mousetrap. Retreatingto
A POLICE OFFICER THINKS THAT THIS MAN'S HAT IS SUSPICIOUS. One day a man was stuck in bumper to bumper traffic, and he really had to go to the toilet. So he got out of his car and went over to a bushand took a
A MAN WENT TO THE DMV TO APPLY FOR A DRIVER'S LICENSE. A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver’s license. First, he had to take an eyesight test. The Optician showed him a card with the letters: ‘C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.’ A SNAIL IS GOING SOMEWHERE. one day, when he comes upon a shiny metal object in his path. Undeterred, he climbs on it and goes on, when suddenly the object shakes and a blue coming out of the smoke and proclaims, "I THE MAN LEFT HIS CAT TO A BROTHER FOR KEEPING. A guy returns from a long trip to Europe, having left his beloved cat in his brother’s care. The minute he clears customs, he calls his brother and inquires after his pet. "The cat’s dead," replies his A GROUP OF SENIOR CITIZENS WERE EXCHANGING NOTES ABOUT A group of senior citizens were exchanging notes about their ailments. "My arm is so weak I can hardly hold this coffee cup." "Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad I can't see to pour the A OLD MAN WALKS INTO A PHARMACY. The other day I went over to a nearby Pharmacy. When I got there, I went straight to the back of the Store to where the Pharmacists Counter is located. I took out my little brown bottle along A MAN WAS VERY PROUD OF HIS GUARD DOG. He would leave it to roam free in the garden to sow the world his house was guarded. One day a woman knocked at his door. “Is that your big dog outside?” Wondering how she had got past A GUY WAS BEING SEDUCED BY HIS FIANCEE'S HOT SISTER. A young couple are due to be married soon. The woman's hot sister asks the groom to be to come over and help her with her tax return, as he's an accountant. He obliges and is met at A BLONDE WAS TAKING HELICOPTER LESSONS. A blonde was taking helicopter lessons and she was finally ready to try it on her own. The instructor told her to radio him every 1000 feet to make sure everything was okay. At 1000 feet she radioed GRANDFATHER GETS LOST IN A PARK. To my friend’s astonishment, a police car pulled up to her house and her elderly grand-father got out. The patrolman explained that the old gentleman had been lost in the city park and had asked for AN OLD LADY WENT TO A BANK INTENDING TO WITHDRAW MONEY. An old lady went to a bank intending to withdraw money The old lady handed her bank card to a bank teller and said, “I would like to withdraw $500.” The HUSBAND GOES GOLFING WITH HIS WIFE. A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally,the doctor WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS MEANS FOR THE RUNNER? See more. Previous joke This Is The Clock That Works The Best; Next joke A Man Walks Up To His Wife And Does Something Shocking. A CAPTAIN OF A SHIP WAS VERY SUCCESSFUL IN HIS JOB. A 17th Century captain was sailing along with his crew when a pirate ship came over the horizon. The captain says, "Cabin boy, get me my red shirt." So, he gets his red shirt and they Victoriously TWO BLONDE LADIES WERE AT A BUS STOP Two blonde ladies at a bus stop: The first asks: "Which bus will you take?" The second says "The five, and you?" The first one: "The seven." After 5 minutes comes the seventy-five. The one blonde to A BLONDE ALMOST WON A GAME SHOW. A Brunette, Redhead and Blonde entered into a game show. The host explained the rules, "I am going to say jokes for a hour straight and who ever doesn’t laugh at the end receives $5000.00!" The hoststarts
THREE CONTRACTORS ARE BIDDING TO FIX A BROKEN FENCE AT THE One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Minnesota. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence. The Minnesota contractor takes out a THIS MAN HAD A PROBLEM WITH BEING TOO HONEST. A guy goes in for a job interview and sits down with the boss. The boss asks him, "What do you think is your worst quality?" The man says "I'm probably too honest." The boss says, "That's not A BLONDE WAS TAKING HELICOPTER LESSONS. A blonde was taking helicopter lessons and she was finally ready to try it on her own. The instructor told her to radio him every 1000 feet to make sure everything was okay. At 1000 feet she radioed GRANDFATHER GETS LOST IN A PARK. To my friend’s astonishment, a police car pulled up to her house and her elderly grand-father got out. The patrolman explained that the old gentleman had been lost in the city park and had asked for AN OLD LADY WENT TO A BANK INTENDING TO WITHDRAW MONEY. An old lady went to a bank intending to withdraw money The old lady handed her bank card to a bank teller and said, “I would like to withdraw $500.” The HUSBAND GOES GOLFING WITH HIS WIFE. A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally,the doctor WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS MEANS FOR THE RUNNER? See more. Previous joke This Is The Clock That Works The Best; Next joke A Man Walks Up To His Wife And Does Something Shocking. A CAPTAIN OF A SHIP WAS VERY SUCCESSFUL IN HIS JOB. A 17th Century captain was sailing along with his crew when a pirate ship came over the horizon. The captain says, "Cabin boy, get me my red shirt." So, he gets his red shirt and they Victoriously TWO BLONDE LADIES WERE AT A BUS STOP Two blonde ladies at a bus stop: The first asks: "Which bus will you take?" The second says "The five, and you?" The first one: "The seven." After 5 minutes comes the seventy-five. The one blonde to A BLONDE ALMOST WON A GAME SHOW. A Brunette, Redhead and Blonde entered into a game show. The host explained the rules, "I am going to say jokes for a hour straight and who ever doesn’t laugh at the end receives $5000.00!" The hoststarts
THREE CONTRACTORS ARE BIDDING TO FIX A BROKEN FENCE AT THE One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Minnesota. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence. The Minnesota contractor takes out a THIS MAN HAD A PROBLEM WITH BEING TOO HONEST. A guy goes in for a job interview and sits down with the boss. The boss asks him, "What do you think is your worst quality?" The man says "I'm probably too honest." The boss says, "That's not A BLONDE WAS TAKING HELICOPTER LESSONS. A blonde was taking helicopter lessons and she was finally ready to try it on her own. The instructor told her to radio him every 1000 feet to make sure everything was okay. At 1000 feet she radioed A MOUSE LOOKED THROUGH THE CRACK. A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package. “What food might this contain?” the mouse wondered. He was devastated to discover it was a mousetrap. Retreatingto
A BLONDE ALMOST WON A GAME SHOW. A Brunette, Redhead and Blonde entered into a game show. The host explained the rules, "I am going to say jokes for a hour straight and who ever doesn’t laugh at the end receives $5000.00!" The hoststarts
A MAN WAS VERY PROUD OF HIS GUARD DOG. He would leave it to roam free in the garden to sow the world his house was guarded. One day a woman knocked at his door. “Is that your big dog outside?” Wondering how she had got past A POLICE OFFICER THINKS THAT THIS MAN'S HAT IS SUSPICIOUS. One day a man was stuck in bumper to bumper traffic, and he really had to go to the toilet. So he got out of his car and went over to a bush and took a shit in his hat. A PANDA BEAR WALKS INTO A RESTAURANT. A panda bear walks into a restaurant. He orders the special and eats it. After eating, he pulls out a pistol, kills the waiter and starts to walk out the door. The owner of the restaurant says, THIS MAN HAD A PROBLEM WITH BEING TOO HONEST. A guy goes in for a job interview and sits down with the boss. The boss asks him, "What do you think is your worst quality?" The man says "I'm probably too honest." The boss says, "That's not THREE CONTRACTORS ARE BIDDING TO FIX A BROKEN FENCE AT THE One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Minnesota. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence. The Minnesota contractor takes out a A GUY TOOK A BLONDE OUT ON A DATE. A guy took a blonde out on a date. Eventually they ended up parked at a "lovers point" where they started making out. After things started getting pretty good, he thought he might get lucky, so he A BLONDE WAS TAKING HELICOPTER LESSONS. A blonde was taking helicopter lessons and she was finally ready to try it on her own. The instructor told her to radio him every 1000 feet to make sure everything was okay. At 1000 feet she radioed AN ELDERLY LADY WENT TO COURT FOR SHOPLIFTING. An elderly lady went to court for shoplifting. "What is it that you stole?" the judge asked her. "Well, Your Honor, I stole a can of peaches." Alright. "How many peaches were inVIRALGF HEALTH
* Latest
* Popular
* Hot
* Trending
Menu
* Entertaiment
* Quiz
* News
* Animals
* Funny
* WTF
* WOW
* Movies
* Food
* DIY
* Jokes
__Search
Search for:
__ Follow us
* __ facebook
* __ twitter
* __ googleplus
* __ instagram
* __ pinterest
* __ vine
* __ youtube
LATEST STORIES
Previous Next
*
THERE ONCE WAS A BLIND OLD MAN WHO DECIDED TO VISIT TEXAS.*
AN OLD MAN AND HIS WIFE LIVED DEEP IN THE HILLS.*
GRANDMA IS EIGHTY-EIGHT YEARS OLD.*
AN OLD ACCOUNTANT HAD A CURIOUS HABIT.*
AN OLD MAN WALKED INTO HIS DOCTOR'S OFFICE.*
A BABY POLAR BEAR ASKED HIS DAD.MORE STORIES
*
480 Shares
Elderly Jokes
THERE ONCE WAS A BLIND OLD MAN WHO DECIDED TO VISIT TEXAS. by MARINA about 18 hours ago*
440 Shares
Elderly Jokes
AN OLD MAN AND HIS WIFE LIVED DEEP IN THE HILLS. by MARINA about 18 hours ago*
200 Shares
Elderly Jokes
GRANDMA IS EIGHTY-EIGHT YEARS OLD. by MARINA about 18 hours ago*
280 Shares
Elderly Jokes
AN OLD ACCOUNTANT HAD A CURIOUS HABIT. by MARINA about 18 hours ago*
*
320 Shares
Animals Jokes
AN OLD MAN WALKED INTO HIS DOCTOR'S OFFICE. by MARINA about 18 hours ago*
280 Shares
Animals Jokes
A BABY POLAR BEAR ASKED HIS DAD. by MARINA about 18 hours ago*
480 Shares
Animals Jokes
THERE WAS A PAPA MOLE, A MOMMA MOLE, AND A BABY MOLE. by MARINA about 18 hours ago*
280 Shares
Animals Jokes
A CIRCUS OWNER WALKED INTO A BAR. by MARINA about 18 hours ago*
320 Shares
Jokes Marriage
A MAN COMES HOME FROM A TOUGH DAY. by MARINA about 18 hours agoLoad More __
FIND US ON FACEBOOK
__
NEWSLETTER
Get the best viral stories straight into your inbox!Email address:
Don't worry, we don't spamOUR PICKS
Sorry. No data so far.ABOUT US!
Collection of most interesting stories, jokes, DIY and home gardening!RECENT COMMENTS
2017 viralgfdiy
Back to Top
Details
Copyright © 2024 ArchiveBay.com. All rights reserved. Terms of Use | Privacy Policy | DMCA | 2021 | Feedback | Advertising | RSS 2.0